50,000 Children May Starve to Death Due to Boko Haram — Environmentalists Celebrate!

The Clarion Project reports:

Close to 50,000 children are in danger of starving to death in Nigeria due to a scorched-earth policy by the brutal Islamist group Boko Haram, according to UNICEF, as reported by the Los Angeles Times.

In addition, close to 250,000 people are severely malnourished in Borno state. In total, 4.4 million people are affected by the terror inflicted on the population by the group, an affiliate of the Islamic State in West Africa. Half of those people live in areas inaccessible to relief agencies.

Northeastern Nigeria was once the breadbasket of the entire country, with its fertile ground, abundant water and climate suitable for growing crops all year long.  The region produced rice, maize, wheat, millet, sorghum, cowpeas, fruits, peppers, chilies and vegetables. Fish from Lake Chad was sold throughout the country’s marketplaces.

In a column titled NPR: ‘We should protect our kids from global warming — by not having kids!’ Marc Morano reports:

“Philosopher Travis Rieder asks how old they will be in 2036, and, if they are thinking of having kids, how old their kids will be. “Dangerous climate change is going to be happening by then,” he says. “Very, very soon.”

“Here’s a provocative thought: Maybe we should protect our kids by not having them,” Rieder says.

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Bringing down global fertility by just half a child per woman “could be the thing that saves us,” he says.

In a joint press release the Sierra ClubNatural Resources Defense Council and Greenpeace USA noted:

It is important that we reduce the native population in order to save the planet. Organizations such as Boko Haram and the Islamic State understand that we all must work together to reduce the overwhelming growth in the earth’s population. Africa is a good place to start.

Culling children is a much needed first step to save us all from the dangers of climate change. We will be partnering with the Black Lives Matter movement to send aid to Boko Haram so that they may carry on their important work to ‘save the planet’.

Hillary Clinton at a campaign stop said, “As Secretary of State, I built Boko Haram. They are doing much needed work in Nigeria to stem the population explosion. If elected I will fund Planned Parenthood facilities in Nigeria run by Boko Haram. That way we can end starvation by aborting the problem in the first place. Time to stop the haram to the planet. No pun intended.”

Al Gore stated,

I agree with Dr. Rieder that “Maybe we should protect our kids by not having them.” But what do we do with those who are already born? Boko Haram has the solution, starve them to death. This solution, while provocative, is needed. We must think outside the box or all will be lost.

We must act now to stop the population bomb and end climate change, formerly knows as global warming.

A great way to stop the population bomb is to not have children but if you have them then there is the Boko Haram model (BHM) to fight climate change.

I call upon all Democrats to stop having children and if you do have children send them to Nigeria. You kill two birds with one stone, no pun intended. You reduce the population and save on your food bill.

In 50 years we can together stop climate change and end the Democratic Party. I’m with Hillary and George Soros on this.

The George Soros Open Society Foundations in a short statement explained, “We have been funding efforts like this globally to save the planet from undesirables. We are glad that others are taking on this task. We are joining the food fight. Starvation is the new normal.”

The Trump-Pense campaign objected saying, “Killing babies by starvation is horrific and must end.  We will save the children from this evil.”

EDITORS NOTE: This political satire originally appeared in the Islamic State’s Inspire magazine and E–The Environmental Magazine.

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