NEEDED: New White Supremacy Symbols

Comrades! The Party needs your creative juices flowing and frothing, if indeed not actively spewing, to create new or designate existing common objects as symbols of hateful White Supremacy.

It has recently been revealed that a cartoon frog named Pepe, designed some decade ago for an obscure internet cartoon series, is in fact a symbol of the evil White Supremacy Movement. Although the evil White Supremacy Movement was not aware of this fact, it is so because the major networks have proclaimed it to be true.

The problem with this is that the Pepe meme being a symbol of the White Supremacy Movement will not have very long legs, especially now that the evil Trump has taken to savaging the News Media at every opportunity. His deplorable followers seem to believe him more than they believe the Media.

What we need is a stable of items that can be associated with evil Trump that can be proclaimed symbols of racism and hatred. These need to be ready to roll so that as soon as one gets discredited as utter hogwash, we can launch a fresh barrage.

I will start the ball rolling, but we need as many as your busy little fevered imaginations can devise. They don’t need to be plausible on close examination, but they do need some kind of twisted logic to provide initial impact.

New Symbols of White Supremacy

Tapioca. Tapioca is a symbol of the White Supremacy Movement. It is well known that tapioca is a staple dessert at Baptist church socials, and the Baptists, at least the Southern ones, are among the most reactionary and bitter of clingers. It stands to reason that because a lot of Southern Baptists are White, they must be members of the White Supremacy Movement. Donald Trump has eaten tapioca pudding, and thus endorses this symbol of White Supremacy.

The Color Blue. The Confederate States in the American Civil War had a battle flag featuring a white St Andrew’s Cross on a field of red with stars representing the Confederate states ranged down the bars of the cross. The St. Andrew’s cross is also featured on the flag of Scotland, but there it is on a field of blue and has no stars. This makes blue a color related to the White Supremacy Movement. Donald Trump went to Scotland earlier this year, thus embracing the racism of the color blue.

Now you have an idea of what the Party needs of you to gin out. Get cracking (unless somebody determines that crackers are a symbol of White Supremacy).

EDITORS NOTE: This political satire by Ivan Betinov originally appeared on The Peoples Cube.

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