New Medicare ‘Plan G’

Let’s say you’re an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no nursing home care available for you.

So, what do you do? … You opt-in for “Medicare Plan G”.

The plan gives anyone 75-years of age or older a gun (Plan G) and one bullet.

You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician.

This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need.

Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!

And now, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any more income taxes!

And, who will be paying for all of this?

Why, the same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a nursing home.

And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.

Is this a great country or what?

EDITORS NOTE: This fake news political satire originally appeared in Guns and Grandmas magazine. Hat tip to Wallace B. for sending this to us.

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