Confused about which European candidates to support from this side of the pond? Well, clarity begins here with al-Blogunov’s People’s Patented Euro-candidate Filter™. You’ll know in a jiffy whether you’re cheering a good ‘un or a bad ‘un.
Just plug in your favorite candidate’s views on major issues, and voila! the answer in milliseconds.
Does the candidate believe that his/her country should subjugate itself economically to a massive bureaucracy, and open its borders to huge numbers of violent, unvetted immigrants?
If yes, then your candidate is “reasonable.”
Does the candidate believe that his/her country should have a degree of economic sovereignty, and that it should protect its citizens by carefully vetting immigrants?
If yes, then your candidate is an “extreme, right-wing Nazi.”*
See how easy it is to use? Order now while supplies last, and get a free burka for that special someone**.
*Please ignore the fact that “Nazi” stands for “national socialism.”
**Offer oddly void in France if used for beachwear.