Melania’s shoes now on our ‘Molon Labe’ T-shirts — Buy them online now!

This image first appeared on another thread, Melania Trump denounced by Vogue fashion editor. Due to an overwhelming positive response on social media, we have set up T-shirts with this design for online purchase. Customers have the ability to change shirt styles and colors, but please choose the lighter ones because the grays in the picture may not work well against darker backgrounds. Click on any of these stores.

Cafepress
Spreadshirt
Zazzle

Q: Why three online stores? 

A: Our designs are often being censored and removed by corporate SJWs, so the more stores we have, the bigger the fighting chance for some of these designs to survive the SJW purges.

Q: What does this picture mean?

A: Some comments on FB and Twitter show that not everyone gets the humor. At the risk of ruining the joke by explaining it, here’s a blanket clarification.

Remember the 300 Spartans? When Xerxes, king of Persia, demanded that the Spartans surrender their weapons, King Leonidas responded, “Come and take them” (“μολὼν λαβέ” in Greek), meaning that Xerxes could only pry them from his cold, dead hands – but at a high cost to the Persian army.

King Leonidas saying μολὼν λαβέ [come and take them]. Image from the film 300.

Today these words have become an unofficial slogan for the defenders of the 2nd Amendment – both the Greek and the English versions.

AP/Washington, D.C. – A secret service agent removes a sticker that a vandal managed to affix to the side of president Obama’s limousine. The sticker said “Monon Labe”, which is a saying that is growing in popularity in the wake of the latest discussions about pending gun control legislation. It is Greek for “Come and take them,” referring to citizen’s guns.

In a comical twist, after the fake news media trashed Melania Trump for wearing stilettos on a flight to Texas during Hurricane Harvey, she stubbornly wore the same stilettos on her second trip, showing her spirit of a fighter. It’s as if she was saying, “In your face, fake news media! You can only pry them from my cold, dead feet!”

Q: Why are all these T-shirts made for women and none for men?

A: That’s sexist!

EDITORS NOTE: This satirical column originally appeared on The Peoples Cube. The shirts are real and available for purchase.
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