Entries by Oleg Atbashian

Macron pledges to redistribute EU terror attacks fairly

French Prime Minister Emmanuel Macron has proposed a new initiative, the “Fair Redistribution of Terror in Europe Program.” “It is unfair that France and other enlightened and generous nations, who open their borders and welcome Muslim refugees, must suffer the most from Islamic terrorism,” Macron said at a campaign rally on Monday. “Being a fair-minded […]

BurqaBarn: Dress Your Woman in Style!

By Tamil Mohammar Ramadan. Hello my friends! How many times have you caught one of your women bandying about without its burqa? How many times has an insolent female flashed her ankle by “accident”? Has this caused you humiliation and pain requiring whipping? Have you been forced, through no fault of your own, to resort […]

Media messaging: Then and Now

A hundred years ago (April 6, 1917) America entered World War I. The prevailing media messaging of the time was captured in these war propaganda posters. Things have changed in the last hundred years, and so has the media messaging. This raises some questions: Who comes up with this new messaging? Who is the target? […]

VIDEO: Southern Poverty Law Center is a Hate Group

The word “haters” is a very loaded term, and a nonsensical one to boot. The left-wing Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC), for example, claims to be the ultimate arbiter of “hate,” “haters,” “hate groups,” and “hate crimes.” This 501(c)(3) nonprofit collects handsome sums of money under the pretext of keeping what they call a hatewatch. […]

Flat Antifa Smashes Fascism

Armed with a baseball bat and wearing a fashionable rioting unisex ensemble, Flat Antifa is looking for some fascism to smash. Fascism is anything that Flat Antifa doesn’t understand. It needs to be smashed. Fascists are those who refuse to conform to Flat Antifa’s non-conformism. They need to be smashed. Flat Antifa obtained these views […]

Sarah Silverman: Trump Voters Are Racist [+Video]

Outspoken comedian Sarah Silverman thinks that Trump voters are racist, she said yesterday while wearing blackface makeup to emphasize her point. Later, after working herself up into some kind of frenzy, Silverman appeared to call for a military coup in a tweet, while protests against Breitbart editor Milo Yiannopoulos turned violent after Soros’ and the […]

Trump threatens to make the Oscars great again

Iranian actress Taraneh Alidoosti has recently vowed to boycott the Academy Awards ceremony as a protest of Illegitimate President Donald Trump’s illegitimate proposal to illegitimately suspend visas for citizens of some African and Middle Eastern nations. Alidoosti, who appears in the Oscar-nominated The Salesman, points out that foreign travelers to the United States have a […]

Women’s March in D.C. leaves millions of cats hungry at home

Following President Trump’s Inauguration, half a million American women put on their pink “pussyhats” and marched on Washington, D.C., leaving an estimated 2.5 million starving, meowing cats in their homes completely unattended and deprived of their scheduled mandatory hugs and prolonged belly rubs. Organized by Planned Parenthood, Council for American-Islamic Relations, the Communist Party, and […]

Thank you, Mr. President

Dear President Obama, I would like to take the time to honestly thank you from the bottom of my heart for having a huge hand in creating the greatest age for satire that the world has ever seen. But aside from that, there is so much more to be thankful for. I believe that I […]