Entries by The Peoples Cube

Putin manhandles Obama in Moscow’s propaganda art gallery

The artistic value of new Russian propaganda is way below its glorious Soviet predecessor, but the paranoid, attack-dog mentality remains the same. According to Gazeta.ru, last Friday, at the “Flakon” art factory in Moscow, a pro-Putin group of nationalist youth called “Young Guard” together with the “patriotic artists and well-known graphic designers” organized an exhibition of […]

State Announces New Stimulus Package: Ebola Treatment

The USSA Ministry of the State, in conjunction with Department of Forced Labor, has announced a new import program designed to stimulate the People’s Economy and provide thousands of new jobs. According to sources at the White Fortress, the USSA will begin importing Ebola patients from Africa for treatment services and possible immigration in the next few […]

The Democrat Party turns on Obama, panders to racist voters

Democratic National Committee Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz, who is white, joined the list of Democrats dodging President Barack Obama, who is black, by not using his name when asked about the president’s policies. After repeated questions by host Joe Scarborough on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” about whether a vote for Democrats was a vote for the black president’s […]

Putting the Ebola “Scare” into Perspective

The hysteria over Ebola has gotten so out of hand lately, that President Obama was forced to cancel some golf and fundraisers to put out a fire irresponsibly set by the liars of Fox News and talk radio, whose shameless, pathetic fearmongering is nothing but straight up racism and a depraved, immoral desire to score […]

Grand Opening: AirEbola Airlines

Have you ever wanted to see what it feels like to have your body consumed by Ebola?  Have you ever wanted to fly right to the source of a disease outbreak, so you can suffer alongside the Third World?  Have you ever thought, “It’s not fair that I don’t have Ebola just because of my […]

Obama declares November 4th a National Day of Quarantine

President Barack Obama issued an Executive Order today making November 4, 2014 a National Day of Quarantine for those Americans who are most at risk of contracting the Ebola virus. “You cannot get Ebola through casual contact like sitting next to someone on a bus,” the President said in a press conference shortly after signing the Executive […]

Yulia Latynina: ‘Ebola in America’ and other fake problems

Yulia Latynina is one of Russia’s most prominent journalists and critics of Putin’s government. She is a columnist for Novaya Gazeta and The Moscow Times, as well as a popular talk show host at the Echo of Moscow radio station. In 2008, Latynina was presented the U.S. government’s Freedom Defenders Award by Condoleezza Rice. She has […]

Lone wolves exasperated with media cliché

It is a progressive fact that any atrocity committed by a white American reveals the violent nature of America’s racist conservative Christian culture, whereas any atrocity committed by an alleged Muslim from a minority community is always a one-off event, completely unrelated to his Islamic faith. The media has, in the past, labeled such quasi-Muslim […]

‘We Are The Champions’ and other morally backward lyrics

A letter to the editor of Progress Collective Farm Pravda from a lowly member of the collective. This morning the one-channel people’s radio on my tractor transmitted a song “We Are The Champions.” I took a sip of my beet vodka ration, observed the weeds flourishing in our Progress Collective Farm, and wondered why this song’s meaning had always […]

What’s the Flipside of the People’s Cube? A TV Comedy Show!

We are now officially part of a TV comedy show, The Flipside with Michael Loftus. Michael is an outstanding comedian and we are happy to be on his team. His excellent rant on Global Warming from the second episode immediately went viral, including The Blaze and Fox News. The clip concludes with a short “Questions Without Answers” segment, which was […]

The ISIS Bucket Challenge

Raising awareness, one drop at a time. The ISIS Bucket Challenge: A life-saving activity involving dumping buckets of piss on the heads of Western pacifists with “Coexist” bumper stickers to raise their awareness about them actually having those heads, at least until ISIS shows up and chops them off. Fake Biden is a RACIST Biden Uses […]

Russia to Bulgaria: Quit Mocking Soviet Monuments!

There’s an interesting background story behind these pictures. On August 19 The Moscow Times reported about Russia’s demand that Bulgaria try harder to prevent vandalism of Soviet-era monuments, after yet another monument to Soviet troops in Sofia was spray-painted. The Russian Embassy in Bulgaria has issued a note demanding that its former Soviet-era ally clean up the […]