Entries by Oleg Atbashian

Women’s March in D.C. leaves millions of cats hungry at home

Following President Trump’s Inauguration, half a million American women put on their pink “pussyhats” and marched on Washington, D.C., leaving an estimated 2.5 million starving, meowing cats in their homes completely unattended and deprived of their scheduled mandatory hugs and prolonged belly rubs. Organized by Planned Parenthood, Council for American-Islamic Relations, the Communist Party, and […]

Thank you, Mr. President

Dear President Obama, I would like to take the time to honestly thank you from the bottom of my heart for having a huge hand in creating the greatest age for satire that the world has ever seen. But aside from that, there is so much more to be thankful for. I believe that I […]

Release the BLM 4!

An Obama sanctioned BLM re-education squad have unfairly been imprisoned after capturing a white deplorable and attempting to correct his incorrect political opinion regarding white people and Donald Trump. The media has told us that blacks cannot commit hate crimes and that reverse racism against whites is impossible. How will we ever achieve White Genocide […]

How the Collapse of the USSR felt from the inside: A reflection by a witness 25 years later

25 years ago George Bush Sr. was still in office, and so was Saddam Hussein. The European Union didn’t exist and neither did China’s economic powerhouse. The Berlin wall had just come down and Germany had finally reunited. Hillary Clinton was a little-known mouthy First Lady of Arkansas and the media gleefully predicted that Donald […]

Militant snowflake: New insignia for Social Justice Warriors

Dear social justice warriors! You have so outgrown the old hammer and sickle emblem, it’s not even funny. The working class has betrayed you and can no longer be trusted. Your new broad coalition is proactively writing a new narrative of safe spaces, microaggressions, dog whistles, snow jobs, institutionalized rapism, and climate denyism. Your community […]

Who really hacked the U.S. elections?

The FBI was able to track the DNC hack to an IP address located somewhere close to the North Pole, but sources close to the investigation said the trail had grown cold. “As soon as special agents were close to apprehending the suspect, they unexpectedly left the area,” one source confirmed. “They suddenly grew very […]

Hungary American Terrorists

When someone funds and drives unrest, riots and beyond in an effort to destabilize a sovereign country – and it results is death and destruction – what do you call that? EDITORS NOTE: This fake news political satire video is by Inner Layer. This video was also posted on The Peoples Cube by JosephStalinthe3rd

We Know Something that most Americans Don’t — How I became a thought-criminal

This morning I received an email from Piotr Jankowski, managing editor of a Polish-language news website in Warsaw, telling me about an article they had just posted about me, my work, and my recent arrest at GMU by the politically correct campus police. The article was titled, Persecuted: in USSR for anti-communism, in USA for […]

List of ‘Fake News Blogs We Love’

Comrades! Is good news. Our glorious Party Organ is now officially recognized by PR Newswire as good reading for the toiling workers and peasants. Beet vodka on house! Blog Profiles: Fake News Blogs Fake news stories are dominating headlines in more ways than one. Here are four blogs that you can trust to be satirical. […]

Clinton joins Stein in recount of Castro’s vital statistics

November 26, 2016 – Less than 24 hours after learning about the tragic and untimely death of progressive icon Fidel Castro, Hillary Clinton’s campaign said on Saturday it would be joining Green Party candidate Jill Stein in a recount of the former Cuban leader’s vital statistics. Marc Elias, the Clinton team’s general counsel, said the campaign […]

Cuba claims Trump’s election caused death of Fidel Castro

HAVANA – In the hours following the death of Fidel Castro, the Cuban government released an official statement blaming U.S. president-elect Trump for Castro’s demise. “The direct cause of the death of the celebrated leader of Cuban communist revolution was the “unthinkable election of the far-right capitalist reactionary criminal oligarch Donald J. Trump,” the statement […]