Entries by Oleg Atbashian

Hungary American Terrorists

When someone funds and drives unrest, riots and beyond in an effort to destabilize a sovereign country – and it results is death and destruction – what do you call that? EDITORS NOTE: This fake news political satire video is by Inner Layer. This video was also posted on The Peoples Cube by JosephStalinthe3rd

We Know Something that most Americans Don’t — How I became a thought-criminal

This morning I received an email from Piotr Jankowski, managing editor of a Polish-language news website in Warsaw, telling me about an article they had just posted about me, my work, and my recent arrest at GMU by the politically correct campus police. The article was titled, Persecuted: in USSR for anti-communism, in USA for […]

List of ‘Fake News Blogs We Love’

Comrades! Is good news. Our glorious Party Organ is now officially recognized by PR Newswire as good reading for the toiling workers and peasants. Beet vodka on house! Blog Profiles: Fake News Blogs Fake news stories are dominating headlines in more ways than one. Here are four blogs that you can trust to be satirical. […]

Clinton joins Stein in recount of Castro’s vital statistics

November 26, 2016 – Less than 24 hours after learning about the tragic and untimely death of progressive icon Fidel Castro, Hillary Clinton’s campaign said on Saturday it would be joining Green Party candidate Jill Stein in a recount of the former Cuban leader’s vital statistics. Marc Elias, the Clinton team’s general counsel, said the campaign […]

Cuba claims Trump’s election caused death of Fidel Castro

HAVANA – In the hours following the death of Fidel Castro, the Cuban government released an official statement blaming U.S. president-elect Trump for Castro’s demise. “The direct cause of the death of the celebrated leader of Cuban communist revolution was the “unthinkable election of the far-right capitalist reactionary criminal oligarch Donald J. Trump,” the statement […]

Obama to pardon cast of HAMILTON for cultural appropriation

As all of us on the progressive left already know, the racist hate crime of “cultural appropriation” is only to be enforced against those of the white male heterosexual persuasion. However, since the rigged electoral victory of November 8, 2016 and the pending hostile takeover of the American presidency by the fascist politically incorrect Donald […]

Why I Was Arrested & Thrown In Jail By @GeorgeMasonU Police For My Anti-Terror Campaign

As you may have heard, on November 4th I was arrested, handcuffed, and taken to jail for posting anti-terror stickers on the George Mason University campus. I was charged with a “class 6 felony for destruction of property,” threatened with five years in prison, and released 14 hours later on $8,000 bail posted by my […]

WikiLeaks: President Hillary to use ‘gender-oppressive’ title

A new WikiLeaks dump of emails from the People’s Democratic National Committee has revealed that our comrade Hillary Clinton may be considering a gender-oppressive title “Mother” (or “Mr.” for short) after she is elected, despite the Party’s long-standing efforts to drop “Mr.” from all official titles, including that of the U.S. President. A Party consensus […]

New scandal! Trump is heterosexual

KUBE EXCLUSIVE!!! Some previous remarks by Donald Trump have been analysed by psychology experts and the results are quite unexpected: his thought patterns have been declared “typically heterosexual”. Some of you will not know this term, because – as good progressives – we are either homosexual, transsexual, intersexual, bisexual, asexual or veganosexual. “Heterosexual” means actually […]

Who won the second debate – Hillary, Trump, or pussies?

Loading… The Great People’s Show Trial over Criminal Trump, aka “Second Presidential Debate” has just ended. Its first several minutes gave me the goosebumps, so much it reminded me of the glorious show trials under Comrade Stalin: Hillary as a prosecutor, with both moderators as her faithful assistants, leveling trumped-up charges against the designated Enemy […]

NEEDED: New White Supremacy Symbols

Comrades! The Party needs your creative juices flowing and frothing, if indeed not actively spewing, to create new or designate existing common objects as symbols of hateful White Supremacy. It has recently been revealed that a cartoon frog named Pepe, designed some decade ago for an obscure internet cartoon series, is in fact a symbol […]