PROGULOGIES™ (prog-yoo-lo-jeez) is the great new interactive Party game any Progressive can play and enjoy! PROGULOGIES™ is a game for three or more people. You can play it anywhere with your fellow progs—at Starbucks, Democrat fundraisers and rallies, Senate confirmation hearings for conservative SCOTUS justices—anywhere progs gather! You can even play it online from the […]
Washington, D.C. (9-1-2018) While speaking at her father’s funeral, Meghan McCain took a moment of personal privilege to launch an unprecedented verbal assault on New York Governor Andrew Cuomo. “The America of John McCain has no need to be made great again, because America was always great.” she sobbed. Then, referencing Cuomo’s recent lambasting of President […]
The Red Guards, a self-proclaimed Marxist-Leninist-Maoist violent Antifa group, has called for the formation of a “Red Army.” The group itself is based out of Austin, Texas, but works in tandem with Red Guards Kansas City, Red Guards Pittsburgh, Red Guards Los-Angeles, and Red Guards Charlotte to “annihilate” those they believe are “collaborators” or “fascist.” “…we […]
STOCKHOLM – Responding to overwhelming backlash from video gamers, who complained about the encroaching forced diversity and political correctness in the WWII shooter Battlefield franchise, the game creators have fired back at their core followers by threatening to remove all playable male characters who are driven by toxic masculinity, and replace them by female soldiers […]
The National Intelligence Agency has found evidence that the Russians have begun a massive campaign of subversive billboard advertising to undermine the Democratic Party in the 2018 elections. Billboards across the country funded by covert untraceable contributors are advertising that the GOP (Republican Party) is the political party of communism. “This is very confusing to our […]
Comrades, surely the time has come for us to realize that we live in a modern age far removed from the times of the Founding Fathers. The Electrical College simply must go, and here are three compelling reasons why… And while we’re at it, let’s also abolish ICE, profit, borders, prisons, and cash bail. […]
1. Maxine Waters wears James Brown’s energizer wig, from which she derives all her power. Pulling the wig off instantly puts her to sleep, while her staff places it on a special charger. 2. Her 43rd congressional district in California is shaped like a penis. She loves it, even though she hasn’t seen it in […]
As we have reported earlier, streaming giant Netflix has entered into a multi-year agreement with Barack and Michelle Obama to produce films and TV shows, including scripted series, unscripted series, docu-series, documentaries and features, but until now the content of these shows remained a mystery. Today the Board of Directors has announced that Barack Obama will […]
I just watched the first two episodes of Dreamworks’ The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle 2018 on Amazon Prime (Season 101) – mostly to make sure that someone in Hollywood didn’t ruin the old favorite and/or resurrect the themes of Red Scare and Russian spies in order to perpetuate the Trump/Russia collusion narrative. It turns out, I […]
Former President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama will produce films and TV shows for Netflix as part of a multi-year agreement, the streaming giant announced Monday. The deal will potentially include scripted series, unscripted series, docu-series, documentaries and features under their Higher Ground Productions banner. A search for Higher Ground Productions has led us on a wild […]
A federal judge in Hawaii has blocked the recent release of three U.S. detainees from North Korea, calling it a political stunt that violated the detainees’ constitutional right to “full and fair punishment,” ordering that they be immediately returned to a North Korean prison. The case, brought by Hawaii Atty. Gen. Douglas Chin, follows his […]
Former President Barack Obama has later stated that most of the work in ending hostilities between North and South Korea was the years of diplomatic relations he conducted with North Korea prior to Trump taking office. Obama shortly followed up with a similar Twitter announcement: “History was made today when ABBA announced they are finally […]
Every Progressive wants to reach the Glorious World of Next Tuesday™. But not every Progressive is willing to admit that Karl Marx was just a dingbat with a delusional economic conspiracy theory. Comrades, this is a problem. There are countless potential converts to Marxism in the world – your friends, coworkers, and neighbors – whose […]
Comrades! This brief instructional video will put you on the cutting edge in the gun debate. No more will you need to fear facts and logic because now they’re on your side! Master the basics of this video, and even lifetime members of the NRA will be silly putty in your hands. Also, please help a comrade […]
For those who were born or arrived in this country after the 1980s: The Walt Disney Company used to have “I’m going to Disney World!” advertising slogans in a series of commercials that began airing in 1987. They usually featured famous athletes and successful celebrities, who responded to the question “What’s next?” by saying, “I’m […]