Doctors baffled as mute man speaks after 8 years of silence

Nearly 8 years after a terrible wreck left a man unable to communicate, his power of speech has returned. George Bush was 62 when the mainstream media derailed his presidency, which resulted in him and his entire administration going off a cliff and tumbling to the ground.

“For eight long years he didn’t speak a word,” said George’s brother, Jeb Bush. Though his family continued to talk to him, they had no idea whether he understood them. That eased a few days ago, when he began responding to questions with grunts and by blinking his eyes.

On a doctor’s advice, the family had tried art therapy, giving George paints and canvases. He started to paint, which allowed him to communicate with the world, even if non-verbally.

To everyone’s amazement, those were mostly pictures of dogs and cats, which made some wonder if George had anything meaningful to say even if he could communicate verbally. It didn’t help that George developed a liking for sniffing the paint thinner.

But in October this year George made a major advance. When Jeb walked into his room to sniff some of George’s paint thinner, George suddenly said his first word in eight years: “Trump!” According to Jeb, that took them both by surprise. “You could tell by the look on his face, his eyes were kind of big,” said Jeb.

Later that day George added “asshole” to his vocabulary. “He would not have talked dirty before he wrecked,” his mother Barbara said. The next day, when asked what other words he could say, George answered, “I can say anything.”

That was when, on October 19, the family took George to New York and asked him to read something before an audience. George showed a remarkable ability to read from the teleprompter, which sent the entire American media reeling with excitement. It was a speech written by one of George’s former speechwriters who had survived the 2008 crash with a minor scratch. The speech was broadcast on all major networks and became an international sensation in medical circles.

According to some neurologists, however, what George may be experiencing is a disorder known as selective mutism. “It is an anxiety disorder when a person who is normally capable of speech cannot speak in specific situations or to specific people,” said an insider who wished to remain anonymous.

“People with selective mutism stay silent even when the consequences of their silence include shame, social ostracism, or even punishment. This was obvious several years before the crash, when George lived in the White House and remained mute when his voters and supporters wanted him to speak up,” he said.

Some researchers speculate that selective mutism may be an avoidance strategy used by a subgroup of politicians with social anxiety disorder to reduce their distress in difficult situations that they do not fully understand. At the same time they display other communicative behaviors, such as hand clapping, waving, or hugging babies.

“Time will tell whether George’s eight-year-long muteness was caused by brain trauma or it was a strategy to avoid a situation where he was in over his head,” the source said.

Though George’s speech remains slow and labored, he loves to talk and his mother is very proud of him.

EDITORS NOTE: This political satire column by Red Square originally appeared on The Peoples Cube. 

Is it time to ban silencers for automobiles?

Democrat lawmakers are pushing for a law that would ban silencers for automobiles after the FBI disclosed that Las Vegas shooter Steven Paddock had one of them on his car.

The silencer, also known by car enthusiasts as a “muffler,” is a device used to decrease the amount of noise emitted by the exhaust of a car engine. It is believed that Paddock used the device to drive to the Mandalay Bay Hotel without drawing attention to himself.

Former Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton brought the silencer issue to national attention when she tweeted the following after the shooting:

HillaryTweet.png“Thanks to the Republicans and the muffler lobby, anyone can buy a silencer for their car without a background check,” House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi said. “I do not know why we are even having this debate – the right to own a muffler is not protected by the Second Amendment.”

Jimmy Kimmel also shamed the Republican Party and car owners during a ten-minute monologue on his late-night talk show.

“Thousands of people die each year by getting hit by cars,” a tearful Kimmel said in a wavering voice. “How many lives could have been saved had the victims been able to hear their assailant’s car coming?”

EDITORS NOTE: This political satire by Chairman Meow originally appeared on The  Peoples Cube.

Call for NFL to apply Affirmative Action in Sports

If the NFL is to prove their progressive cred, they must begin to bring social justice to their games and play by the same progressive rules that have been adopted in all other spheres of life.

First of all, they must “level the playing field” by building a slope. Let’s call it Affirmative Action in Sports.

Having a slope means that a weaker team playing downhill will have a fair advantage over a stronger team that plays uphill. If the stronger team is still winning, make them wear “the foot shackles of fairness.” The referees, just like Supreme Court nominees, must feel a moral obligation to rule in favor of the weaker team.

This means that eventually there will be no point in practicing, building strength, and learning strategies because all players will be given a fair chance to win. And if such rules will lead to the eventual death of football and the NFL, hasn’t it always been the real goal of the progressive movement?

The picture above shows a progressively leveled playing field for soccer, a more enlightened game favored by European comrades.


NBA Embraces Affirmative Action

Affirmative Action, Diversity, and Kittens

Affirmative Action impacts DNC (tribal council)

EDITORS NOTE: This political satire by Red Square originally appeared in The Peoples Cube. 

Harvey Weinstein: Right-wing ‘conspiracy’ out to get me

Hollywood mogul Harvey Weinstein believes that accusations of sexual harassment on his part are part of a “Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy” to bring down the big donor to Democratic causes, according to the

The Extreme Right-Wing New York Times is reporting that the founder of the Miramax film company has been accused of reaching at least eight settlements with women for sexually harassing behavior going back three decades.

He is said, for example, to have paid actress Rose McGowan $100,000 in a settlement for an incident shortly before her breakthrough role in the horror movie Scream, and to have asked hysterical feminist activist/actress Ashley Judd to watch him shower. Judd said she was invited up to Weinstein’s room 20 years ago where he appeared in a bathrobe and asked if he could massage her or watch him shower.

Judd remembered thinking, “How do I get out of the room as fast as possible without alienating Harvey Weinstein?”

She soon got another invitation and was asked to give him a shoulder rub, according to the Daily Mail, or to watch him shower.

EDITORS NOTE: This political satire column by Antonio Salazarinski originally appeared in The Peoples Cube.

BBC News – Suicide Bombers Go On Strike!

Chancellor of the Exchequer Philip Hammond

Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-month strike in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with members of ISIS and Al Qaeda in England (ISAQE) have so far failed to produce an agreement with Chancellor of the Exchequer Philip Hammond.

The unrest began last Tuesday, when a union formed by members of ISIS and Al Qaeda in England announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive, after his death, would be cut by 25% on September 11, 2018 from 72 to 54. A spokesman for ISAQE said,  “increases in recent years in the number of suicide bombings, has resulted in a shortage of virgins in the afterlife.”

The suicide bombers’ union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs (B.O.O.M) responded with a statement saying the move was unacceptable to its members and called for a strike vote.

B.O.O.M General Secretary Abdullah Aloud Bhang told the press,

“Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don’t ask for much in return but to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth.”

Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands, Al Qaeda chief executive Aisheet Mapants explained,

“I sympathize with our workers concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands. They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace. Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It’s a straight choice between reducing expenditures or laying people off. I don’t like cutting benefits but I’d hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won’t be able to blow themselves up.”

Spokespersons for the union in the North East of England, Ireland, Wales and the entire Australian continent stated that the change would not hurt their membership as there are so few virgins in their areas anyway.

According to some industry sources, the recent drop in the number of suicide bombings can be attributed to Rosie O’Donnell and Maxine Waters; many more Muslim Jihadists now know what a virgin looks like and have reconsidered their benefit packages.

Keith Ellison, Vice Chairman of the Democrat Party, in a Tweet, which has since been removed, said, “We stand in unity with our working class Muslim brothers in England.”

An unnamed source reports that Antifa and Black Lives matter are considering opening a chapter of British Organization of Occupational Martyrs (B.O.O.M) in the United States. The U.S. chapter will be known as the American – British Organization of Muslim Martyrs (A-BOMM).

EDITORS NOTE: This political satire column is courtesy of  “Soap Box Ken.”

BREAKING: Study shows NFL protests linked to brain damage

ROCHESTER, New York – A groundbreaking new study by Mayo Clinic’s leading neurologist, Dr. Terrence Lachance, has shown results indicating a link between brain damage and compulsive unwarranted protesting. This news, in light of recent protests by NFL players, seems to be making sense to a lot of people, while leaving others dumbfounded.

“My study conclusively shows that over time, repeated blows to the head, injuries that could be sustained from playing a sport like football, severely depreciates the logic facilities in the brain,” says Dr. Lachance. “Once I noticed this, I immediately had to reach out to leading behavioral psychologists to further dissect this phenomenon.”

“Now that we understand that these players don’t have the mental capacity to fully understand complex issues, we can see why they might want to protest,” agreed the American Psychological Association’s leading psychologist Dr. Lara Feinstein.

“They (football players) make egregious amounts of money for nothing more than God-given talent and the right physical training,” said Dr. Feinstein. “They are then put on a national stage and made to believe they are truly special and important so that they perform better on the field. We now know that while they may be fantastic football players, their ability to comment on socioeconomic politics is severely lacking.”

When asked for a statement, Roger Goodell declined to comment apart from a cease and desist letter we were handed, insisting we not publish this story.

EDITORS NOTE: This political satire by Vladimir Poutine originally appeared on The Peoples Cube.

I denounce COEXIST bumper stickers

That is right, comrades! This classic symbol of liberal tolerance and celebration of diversity must go! It is no longer enough to be tolerant and all-inclusive. By celebrating all cultures and all people, we invite vipers into our midst.

The idea of “coexistence” was useful when we were weak and our ideas needed to be accepted into the mainstream. Now that we have become mainstream, “coexistence” is harmful to our cause. It means that we have to accept our ideological enemies as equals, and accept that they too, have a place in the Glorious World of Next Tuesday – which is, of course, an absurdity.

Only yesterday we celebrated moral relativity. Today it belongs on the ash heap of history. The Current Truth has changed; this is your notice. Our ideological enemies are no longer morally equal with us, and so we cannot “coexist.”

From this day forward, anyone caught with the bourgeois “coexist” sticker shall be deemed an enemy of the revolution guilty of coddling fascists.

COMMENT FROM: Kommissar Brainiac 

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From the archives from a few years ago, a more progressive coexist sticker that represents the glorious World of Next Tuesday™ when Christians and Jews are not allowed to coexist.


I denounce COEXIST bumper stickers

Melania’s shoes now on our ‘Molon Labe’ T-shirts!

Melania Trump denounced by Vogue fashion editor

EDITORS NOTE: This political satire by Colonel 7.62 originally appeared in The Peoples Cube.

Trump retweets People’s Cube meme, media has seizures

Starting this Sunday morning the world’s most serious and respectable newspapers and magazines (see the impressive list below) have been having conniptions and reaching for smelling salts. Why?

Because Donald Trump retweeted our silly animated GIF.

If you are a regular at the People’s Cube, you may have seen this meme, which is only a funny metaphor of last year’s elections.

It appeared here on the Cube first.

As of now, our meme remains near the top of President Trump’s Twitter feed.

CNN’s YouTube channel has this:

Meanwhile, the international establishment media wets their collective pants:

And many, many more from ABC, NBC, Yahoo News, BuzzFeed, Daily Beast, Vanity Fair, and other drive-by media.


The first two are major newspapers in Flanders:

Major Dutch newspapers:

Major and minor press in France, Belgium, and Switzerland:



And so on…

The Alinskiites don’t like it when you use their tool of ridicule against them. LMAO.

But the New York Post, Daily Caller, and Breitbart are most supportive:

CNN alone has been running this animation all day, as it is being discussed by various seething panelists whose monthly pay would have sustained our site for years. 

Donate to the People’s Cube to counteract the MSM’s big salaries!

We don’t need much, really – just a slice of beet for breakfast and a glass of beet vodka before climbing into our kollektive bunk bed down at the people’s bunker.


I denounce COEXIST bumper stickers

Melania’s shoes now on our ‘Molon Labe’ T-shirts!

Melania Trump denounced by Vogue fashion editor

EDITORS NOTE: This political satire originally appeared on The Peoples Cube.

Melania’s shoes now on our ‘Molon Labe’ T-shirts — Buy them online now!

This image first appeared on another thread, Melania Trump denounced by Vogue fashion editor. Due to an overwhelming positive response on social media, we have set up T-shirts with this design for online purchase. Customers have the ability to change shirt styles and colors, but please choose the lighter ones because the grays in the picture may not work well against darker backgrounds. Click on any of these stores.


Q: Why three online stores? 

A: Our designs are often being censored and removed by corporate SJWs, so the more stores we have, the bigger the fighting chance for some of these designs to survive the SJW purges.

Q: What does this picture mean?

A: Some comments on FB and Twitter show that not everyone gets the humor. At the risk of ruining the joke by explaining it, here’s a blanket clarification.

Remember the 300 Spartans? When Xerxes, king of Persia, demanded that the Spartans surrender their weapons, King Leonidas responded, “Come and take them” (“μολὼν λαβέ” in Greek), meaning that Xerxes could only pry them from his cold, dead hands – but at a high cost to the Persian army.

King Leonidas saying μολὼν λαβέ [come and take them]. Image from the film 300.

Today these words have become an unofficial slogan for the defenders of the 2nd Amendment – both the Greek and the English versions.

AP/Washington, D.C. – A secret service agent removes a sticker that a vandal managed to affix to the side of president Obama’s limousine. The sticker said “Monon Labe”, which is a saying that is growing in popularity in the wake of the latest discussions about pending gun control legislation. It is Greek for “Come and take them,” referring to citizen’s guns.

In a comical twist, after the fake news media trashed Melania Trump for wearing stilettos on a flight to Texas during Hurricane Harvey, she stubbornly wore the same stilettos on her second trip, showing her spirit of a fighter. It’s as if she was saying, “In your face, fake news media! You can only pry them from my cold, dead feet!”

Q: Why are all these T-shirts made for women and none for men?

A: That’s sexist!

EDITORS NOTE: This satirical column originally appeared on The Peoples Cube. The shirts are real and available for purchase.

Melania Trump denounced by Vogue fashion editor

On Tuesday  far left hacks the righteous attacked First Lady Melania Trump for wearing heels to board Marine One in the South Lawn on the way to inspect the damage the in Texas.

Melania wearing High Heels.jpgLeading the charge was Lynn Yaeger from Vogue Magazine.

Melania Trump’s Hurricane Stilettos, and the White House’s Continual Failure to Understand Optics

Lynn Yaeger is a contributing fashion editor to and a contributing writer to Vogue. She is a former fashion reporter for The Village Voice, having worked for the paper for 30-years. Her column, “Elements of Style”, was renamed “Frock Star” in February 2007. Yaeger is also a regular contributor to The New York Times, Style Magazine, American Vogue, Travel & Leisure, and countless antiques & collectibles dealers.

Yaeger is also a fashion columnist for Full Frontal Fashion, a style website in association with Sundance Channel. Melania Trump boarded Air Force One wearing a pair of towering pointy-toed snakeskin heels better suited to a shopping afternoon on Madison Avenue or a girls’ luncheon at La Grenouille.

A spokesperson for FLOTUS said she has other shoes to change into on the plane—and one sincerely hopes there is a pair of leopard-print Wellies-in-waiting to get her from the tarmac to the limo.

But what kind of message does a fly-in visit from a First Lady in sky-high stilettos send to those suffering the enormous hardship, the devastation of this natural disaster?

Here is a montage showing Ms. Yaeger displaying her “Blend-in with the People” style.Lynn Yaeger Montage.jpgWatch the Current Truth change before our eyes when the same journalist reports on two different women’s fashion.

A proposal for a new Hitler video titled, “Fashionista Lynn Yaeger finds out that Melania Trump wore stilettos.”

(That camel toe on her lip sure looks like Hitler’s ‘tache).


#FreeTheNipple! Except Melania Trump’s

Letter to the Editor

Governor Blagojevich is Denounced!

Earnest Borgnine is Denounced

Thoughtcriminal Böhmermann denounced!

EDITORS NOTE: This political satire by Antonio Salazarinski originally appeared on The Peoples Cube.

Antifa’s true icon: Che-Dolf

Some decades ago a wise man said, “The fascists of tomorrow will be called anti-fascists.” It seems that tomorrow is already here and we may as well say, “The fascists of today call themselves anti-fascists.”

Antifa looks, acts, and thinks like the fascist stormtroopers, being a mirror image of whom they allegedly hate.

Urban Dictionary offers many good definitions of Antifa.

A flashback to last year’s elections:

Achtung! Bernie Sanders goes Nazi chic with Shepard Fairey


Antifa Flag Comes Directly From The German Communist Party In 1932

Everything these Alt-Left thugs use today is exactly the same as back then. Their logo, weaponized words, double standards and lack of logic. Its all from Germany 85 years ago. They call everyone Nazis because that is who their opposition in Germany was. Antifa prefaced The National Socialist German Workers’ Party and empowered them. Without Antifa’s violence the Nazi party would have never won anything.

I might add that German Communists helped Hitler to come to power. On Stalin’s orders they boycotted the Social Democrats, splitting the vote and allowing Hitler to win. According to modern historical studies, Stalin wanted Hitler to start a war in Europe and bloody up the entire continent, so that later the USSR could move in with their tanks and take over the weakened European countries. Hitler had figured out that plan and attacked the USSR first, knowing full well that he was taking a big risk – but Stalin left him with no choice.

In other words, Nazism was instrumental in the Communist plan to take over the world. Not everything went according to the plan, however, and Stalin was only able to take over half of Europe instead of its entirety. The Cold War was only a continuation of that same effort by other means. The bogeyman of “fascism” in the modern world was mainly a KGB creation, to give credence and moral authority to the Antifa-like groups – the stormtroopers of the communist revolution.


Museum of Nothing: Everything offensive has been removed

Love and Hate: Instructional Video

Silicon Valley brings us Next Tuesday

EDITORS NOTE: This political satire by Red Square originally appeared on The Peoples Cube.

New Progressive College Program on Intersectional Whiteness

Here is a fresh, new approach to Social Justice™ just in time for Fall Semester

Intersectional Whiteness and Being a Good Ally

Examinations of how to properly implement the White Man’s Burden in the 21st Century, with an examination of historical Social Darwinism, and phrenology in an attempt to empower the leftist activist to maintain hegemonic white supremacy over disadvantaged populations under the guise of social justice activism.

Topics to be covered include historical white supremacy during the Progressive Era, including eugenics, Social Darwinism, and the rise of the second KKK.

Further study will focus on Post Civil Rights Era white allyship which melds traditional leftist control systems as exemplified by Maoist and Neo-Marxist power structures with historical white hegemony as a tool to maintain control over disadvantaged and minority populations.

Students will learn how allyship empowers white people to control the social progress of historically disadvantaged groups, permits white allies to take credit for social progress of minority populations, and how to exploit current trends in social justice to further protect white political power.

For a final project, students will take part in direct action movements, with a focus on drawing attention to themselves to create an impression of being modern-day white saviors, with the expected transfer of social and political standing to the white students.


Fears mount as eclipse may bring Confederate statues to life

Antifa’s true icon: Che-Dolf

EDITORS NOTE: This political satire by Colonel 7.62 originally appeared on The Peoples Cube.

Millions on disability after not being given solar eclipse glasses

As the total solar eclipse of August 21, 2017 comes to an end, we have seen an unprecedented surge in claims for government support based on the premise that people are now blind. We all know that this was, in fact, a racist solar eclipse, since there were a disproportionate number of non-whites outside of the path of totality.

While the ACLU files discrimination lawsuits against the sun, the masses are overwhelming the People’s Department of Labor. The sun was not equally blocked for all people, as it should have been. This, combined with not being given solar-filtered glasses for eclipse-viewing has caused a systemic eye-damage problem resulting in blindness for everyone outside the path of totality. Therefore no one but those in the path of totality are required to work again.

A special thanks goes out to dear comrade Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin for bringing to our attention how non-equal this eclipse was. We know this is against the current truths, and must do everything we can to stop it.

RELATED ARTICLE: Michael Moore offers more eclipses

EDITORS NOTE: This political satire by Vladimir Poutine originally appeared on The Peoples Cube. The featured image is titled Blindfolded by photoutopia

Texas Professor Trades Geography for Drama to Protest Campus Carry in the Lone Star State

According to a recent poll by the Pew Research Center, more than 1 in 3 Americans believe that colleges and universities exert a negative effect on the country. When respondents are grouped by political party, that response is as high as 58%.  While the poll doesn’t explain the basis for these feelings, we suspect that many view academia as the haven of ideologically-driven zealots, rather than sober-minded professionals. Take, for example, Professor Charles K. Smith from San Antonio College, who recently managed to get his name in the newspapers for teaching his geography class in protective combat gear to protest the lawful carrying of concealed handguns by students.

An article on indicates that Smith was hoping to make a point about Texas’s 2015 campus carry law. The law took effect on community colleges, including the institution where Smith teaches, on Aug. 1. “I was just saying I don’t feel safe,” Smith told a reporter. He continued, “My assumption is that you will have more people carrying guns, that well [sic] lead to problems. It always has.”

One would hope that a man of letters like Prof. Smith would base his views on the evidence, rather than on irrational fears or personal prejudices. Yet Texas data consistently show that concealed carry licensees are far more law-abiding than the general population.

Meanwhile, four-year institutions in Texas were a year ahead of community colleges in implementing the 2015 law and did so without the parade of horribles Smith and likeminded academics feared. The Texas Tribune noted that “administrators overwhelmingly say the change to the campus climate has been minimal,” with exactly zero reported incidents of academic debate or disappointment over grades escalating into armed conflict. Academic officials interviewed by the Tribune said the law’s rollout was handled “very smoothly and without incident,” had “[v]irtually no impact at all,” and was “[a]mazingly quiet.”

Meanwhile, the Dallas News reported that the actual cost to public colleges and universities of implementing the law was more than 15 times less than estimates these institutions had provided to the state legislature.

Economist John Lott also makes the point that with well over one million concealed carry licensees throughout Texas, it’s highly probable that the professors who are so resistant to allowing concealed handguns on campus are already unwittingly encountering them in a host of other places.

Yet these facts, if even known to Prof. Smith, apparently haven’t influenced his thinking. Rather, his statements to seem to indicate a belief that students have been gunning for him his entire career but simply have never had the tools at hand to carry out their lethal desires. “Used to, when they got mad at me, they had to go home to get the gun and had time to cool off,” he stated, “now they will have it with them.”

For what it’s worth, publicly available reviews of Prof. Smith by his students don’t indicate any murderous impulses, rather a consistent view of his classes as “boring” but “easy.” One student’s assessment was particularly pointed:

He makes mildly boring subject matter into a painful classroom experience. His sleep inducing political rants and disagreeable classroom demeanor and behavior make his lectures unbearable. He should make some effort and inject some enthusiasm into teaching geography rather than wasting students’ time with political commentary about current events.

Another faulted him for excessive talks “about his vacations,” while still another noted that Smith “inputted his very Liberal political views into just about every lecture.”

Smith did tell the reporter that he warned police and administrators about the plan for his stunt, which after all could have reasonably caused concern among students and bystanders about his intentions or plans. “Some of them were okay and some of them weren’t, but it’s freedom of speech,” Smith insisted.

That may be, but the message Smith actually conveyed may have simply raised questions about his own ability to interact respectfully with people whose opinions and ideology diverge from his own. Whether or not Prof. Smith succeeded in making himself bulletproof, it’s pretty clear that no facts or contrary opinions can penetrate his ironclad anti-gun ideology.

Hollywood remakes ‘How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb’ staring Hillary Clinton as Dr. Strangelove

Hillary Clinton (right) to play the role of Dr. Strangelove, originally done by Peter Sellers.

Hollywood, struggling to make any movie that is profitable, has decided to go back to the future, no pun intended.

An unnamed source leaked to CNN the script of a new version of the 1964 Stanley Kubrick film “Dr. Strangelove” or “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.” Dr. Strangelove is being filmed at an undisclosed location in Chicago. This same unnamed source noted that the film will be released on November 8th, 2017, the first anniversary of President Trump’s election, under the title “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love North Korea’s Bombs.”

The film is being marketed as anti-Trump. It will feature Hillary Clinton as U.S. President Merkin Muffley, Group Captain Lionel Mandrake of the RAF and Dr. Strangelove, former President Barack Obama will appear as Lt. Lothar Zogg, the B-1B navigator and Susan Rice in the role of Brigadier General Jack Ripper.

The film will be about what could happen if the wrong person (one of President Trump’s generals) pushed the wrong button. U.S. Air Force General Jack Ripper (played by the gender neutral Susan Rice dressed as a man), goes completely insane, and sends his/her/its bomber wing to destroy North Korea.

Ripper tells Mandrake that he discovered the Communist plot to pollute Americans’ “precious bodily fluids” during “the physical act of love.”

The Ripper (Rice) thinks that the Russians stole the 2016 election and are conspiring to pollute the “precious bodily fluids” of the Democrat Party making them impotent. Ripper (Rice) takes President Trump’s “locked and loaded” comment to heart and decides to pull the trigger her/him/itself.

The the roles of  Major T. J. “King” Kong, General Buck Turgidson, a jingoist USAF general, Colonel Bat Guano, Soviet Ambassador Alexei de Sadeski, Miss Scott, General Turgidson’s secretary and mistress, and Capt. Ace Owens, the B-1B co-pilot have yet to be announced. The unnamed source believes/suggests/thinks roles have been offered to Anthony Weiner (jingoist General Buck Turgidson), Vladimir Putin (Ambassador Sadeski), Chelsea Manning (Turgidson’s mistress) and Bernie Sanders (Capt. Ace Owens) .

Hollywood is looking to revive its mojo in this summer of discontent, also know as “the resistance.”

Box office sales are way down because Hollywood’s audience, made up of Antifa, Black Lives Matter, Organizing for Action and Democrats, is busy protesting the November 2016 election.

Dr. Strangelove will be billed as the biggest upset in Hollywood history since November 8, 2016.

Dr. Strangelove Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb Full Movie.

RELATE ARTICLE: Susan Rice: US can ‘tolerate’ N. Korean nukes

EDITORS NOTE: This political satire column originally appeared in the magazines The Hollywood Beating and Califorication News.