This is a must watch video. Enjoy!
Matt Best is a former U.S. Army Ranger turned online video satirist.
This is a must watch video. Enjoy!
Matt Best is a former U.S. Army Ranger turned online video satirist.
In the article Conservative pundits mock Hollywood political videos — with a ‘Hollywood’ political video Sarah Lee from The Blaze writes:
Tired of being preached at by self-important and condescending Hollywood actors on how to be responsible political actors, some conservative pundits are fighting back using the very same format Hollywood employs: the impossibly boring public service announcement video.
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So conservative pundits associated with Townhall.com decided to make their own video to answer the melodrama. And they chose to use the language of the actors to, quite literally, tell them to “stop sucking.”
Here is the “Mocking Every Hollywood Political Lecture Ever” video. Enjoy.
Here is The Washington Chorus performing You Can’t Always Get What You Want with The Rolling Stones at the Verizon Center in Washington, D.C.:
How sweet it truly is…
The FBI was able to track the DNC hack to an IP address located somewhere close to the North Pole, but sources close to the investigation said the trail had grown cold.
“As soon as special agents were close to apprehending the suspect, they unexpectedly left the area,” one source confirmed. “They suddenly grew very eager to spend Christmas vacations with their families.”
All we know about the “North Pole Hacker” at this time is that he has an uncanny ability to monitor even the most secret communications in order to compile his annual “naughty or nice” list, which he then cross-references – twice – with corroborative data from other sources.
“The suspect, who goes by the initials SC, usually keeps his list to himself,” the FBI source said, “but this was an unprecedented year in many ways.” It appears that this year the North Pole Hacker broke with his tradition and posted his “naughty or nice” findings on WikiLeaks, allegedly “so that Americans can get a good president for Christmas.”
We will keep you informed as this case develops.
A new WikiLeaks dump of emails from the People’s Democratic National Committee has revealed that our comrade Hillary Clinton may be considering a gender-oppressive title “Mother” (or “Mr.” for short) after she is elected, despite the Party’s long-standing efforts to drop “Mr.” from all official titles, including that of the U.S. President.
A Party consensus has already been settled that the oppressive “Mr.” has no place in describing our country’s leaders. The title “Mister President,” for example, inadvertently puts all males on equal footing with the President, above all various groups of non-males. So it is surprising that instead of trying to find a gender-neutral title, Hillary Clinton is willing to perpetuate a gender-specific one (albeit filling the word “Mr.” with a different content). This is particularly disturbing at a time when the Party struggles to remove gender-specific terms like “mother” and “father” from official birth certificates and replace them with the more equal term, “parent.”
Trigger Warning: Stop reading now if you are easily triggered.
The following is the email exchange between Hillary Clinton and one of her top advisors:
On Friday, August 12, 2016, Kim Jong Un < Sexykim1001@star-co.net.kp > wrote:
You know my lawyers can’t allow you to use the “Dear Leader” title because of copyright violations. Why not use the name we came up with on teh phone the other night? I really like “Mother Dearest Leader”. I mean, like I’m the father of North Korea and you can be the Mother of the United States, know what I’m sayin?
BTW- that stuff I sent you is really strong (it kept my father alive for at least 7 years longer than if he would have lived with your condition). Use it carefully. Don’t like use it on hot days when yo have to get up early with little sleep or you might pass out or some sh*t. And if you get caught with that stuff, you don’t know me – know what I’m sayin?
Dear Leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea
On Wednesday, August 10, 2016, Hillary Clinton < firstname.lastname@example.org > wrote:
Thx 4 that momma’s little helper u sent me it really helps im still trying 2 get u that enriched stuff u asked 4 but its hard w/ all the security around r nuclear stockpiles :‑( I wanted to ask u if u would mind if after this next election could I use the deer leader name hear in my country 😉
Let me know Hill
Ps. once I get in the oval office ill get u that stuff way easy 😎
Could Hillary really be considering using the term “Mother Dearest Leader”? This author thinks it would be a slap in the face to all her fellow social justice warriors struggling for gender equality. In this author’s opinion “Dearest Leader” would be more than sufficient.
To be fair, it has been a long hard-fought campaign; Hillary and her top advisors have gotten little if any sleep over the past few months trying to combat all the attacks perpetrated by the Capitalist Right headed by Donald Trump. If anything, this shows the evilness of criminal Trump, whose relentless campaigning is directly responsible for the lack of sleep of our Dearest Leader.
Some previous remarks by Donald Trump have been analysed by psychology experts and the results are quite unexpected: his thought patterns have been declared “typically heterosexual”.
Some of you will not know this term, because – as good progressives – we are either homosexual, transsexual, intersexual, bisexual, asexual or veganosexual. “Heterosexual” means actually feeling attracted to the other sex, often with reproduction as a final result.
John Dick, the professor of historical feminist dance therapy at Saddam Hussein University (previously known as “Harvard” before the Royall-purge), explains that
“… this so called “heterosexuality” has in fact been with us since the dawn of man. It used to be quite normal for men to behave in this way, something we can barely imagine today.
It has been postulated that some ancient and extinct civilizations – like for example, the so called Western Civilisation – used this aberrant behaviour to keep their population at a certain level, instead of just replacing their older members by Syrian refugees as we do now.”
The American Feminist League (known for promoting modest clothing, suppressing sexual desires and the traditional female roles, such as child nurturing and housekeeping) has expressed concerns.
“Clearly, anyone with these unnatural “heterosexual” ideas is disqualified in the race for the White House. Before long, women will start flirting with these grotesque “hetero’s” instead of devoting their lives to productive labour for the Party. We ask our Empress, Her Highness Hillary the first, to devote more state resources in the fight against this disease.”
In response to this, the Anti Sex Department (a subdivision of the State Department) has asked the public to keep an eye out for any persons with aberrant “heterosexual” behaviour. It could be anyone – a neighbor, a friend or even a person living in your own house.
Report them to the State Department (aka the Clinton Foundation) so they can be rounded up and sent in for treatment.
Yours in concern,
Paper Is Dead? Really?
This French TV ad made me laugh out loud! Hat’s off to the advertising team that came up with the idea.
Its often been said that paper is dead because we’re living in the electronic age! Paper is not dead is a 39 second video, so please watch it all – The irony at the end won’t be lost on you.
The Collier County School Board has drawn fire for showing the controversial film Disruption: A Call To Act On Climate Change.
Doug Lewis, a parent with a child in the Collier County public schools, wrote the School Board in an email dated May 27th, 2015:
I trust that you can appreciate my concerns as a father pertaining to the use of this [Disruption: A Call To Act On Climate Change] video that (in my opinion and by any fair measure) clearly tends to indoctrinate him and the viewers to a particular point of view. It even goes beyond this by calling my son and other viewers to do three (3) specific things to act on the controversial issues presented in the video.
As you know, Policy 2240 provides that, “a controversial issue is a topic on which opposing points of view have been promulgated by responsible opinion or likely to arouse both support and opposition in the community.”
The video Disruption: A Call to Act on Climate Change (click on the following link to see the ENTIRE video for your-self (https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=rQsIErJ7-yk), contains many controversial issues and was shown to my son (and I presume other Collier County public school students) without any prior parent notice or parent consent.
Collier County School Board Policy 2240 states:
“The School Board will permit the introduction and proper educational use of controversial issues provided that their use in the instructional program: A. is related to the instructional goals of the course of study and level of maturity of the students; B. does not tend to indoctrinate or persuade students to a particular point of view; C. encourages open-mindedness and is conducted in a spirit of scholarly inquiry. [Emphasis added]
After reviewing the controversial video Lewis noted:
For example, the issue of whether or not the Keystone XL pipeline should be supported is clearly a controversial issue under [School Board] Policy 2240. Also, the issue of whether or not we should demand that our nation gets off fossil fuels now is clearly a controversial issue under [School Board] Policy 2240. However, the video attacks the Keystone XL pipeline and encourages its viewers (in this instance, Collier County public school children) to get to work and to get in the street and stand up and say “no more.” Further, the video promotes the anti-fossil fuel social movement and calls for the globe to “get off fossil fuels now.” By any fair measure, this video tends to indoctrinate and persuade students to a particular point of view.
A significant contributor in the video is a man with known communist ties named Anthony Kapel “Van” Jones. He is perhaps the last person that Collier County parents would want teaching their school children at taxpayer expense. Mr. Van Jones is himself a controversial figure.
The video concludes with a demand for action from Collier County students. Its viewers (in this instance, Collier County public school children) were asked to do three things:
Lewis asks, “On what legal basis, can this School Board permit, at taxpayer expense, my son and Collier County children to be invited in the classroom and during the video to join this radical organization and participate in and facilitate civil disobedience/public protests on these controversial issues? In view of the foregoing and Policy 2240, on what basis did the School Board permit the introduction of this video containing many controversial issues?”
The Collier County School board was already in hot water for placing on their summer reading list pornographic reading materials. Now they are in hot water on global warming (no pun intended).
EDITORS NOTE: To date Mr. Lewis has not received a reply from the Collier County School Board on the showing of Disruption: A Call To Act On Climate Change. We will update this column as new information becomes available.
“The Black-O-Scope Show With Teddy Lane, Jr.” is a mock cable news program that tells the truth in a satirical, humorous way and expands the view of the African American community by showcasing a wide range of conservative opinions.
The show’s first guest is Oya Thomas who discusses her new book “The 5 Star Points for Success” and performs an inspiring song from her new album “Spirit of Oya.” The show’s pilot will be broadcast on Newsmax TV on June 13th and 14th, 2015 and local listings should be consulted for exact broadcast times.
The show is produced by Block Starz Music Television LLC, the company that also created the following films:
“Oscar Micheaux: The Czar of Black Hollywood” is a Black Reel Award-nominated documentary film chronicling the early life and career of African-American filmmaker Oscar Micheaux (1884-1951).
“Profiles of African-American Success: A Celebration of Black Entrepreneurs Who Succeeded Against the Odds” presents ten African-American entrepreneurs who overcame incredible obstacles and achieved success against the odds in the late 19th century and early 21th century and who are brought to light with archival footage and voice-over narratives.
“Victor Young: Lamborghini Merchant & Media Mogul” profiles the life and career of African-American Victor Young who embodies the American entrepreneurial spirit, achieving remarkable success and entering the Lamborghini super car dream world, while overcoming tremendous obstacles.
“Alpha Kappa Alpha: A Legacy of Sisterhood and Service Since documents how, in 1908, on the fifteenth of January at historically-black Howard University in Washington, D.C., nine coeds, led by Ethel Hedgeman, courageously broke with tradition and founded the Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Incorporated, or “A-K-A”, the first college sorority started and incorporated by African American women.
“Kenny Gamble & Leon Huff: The Sound of Philadelphia” presents the story of the writer-producer duo who founded Philadelphia International Records in 1971 which became the second largest black-owned music company in America, just behind Motown. Their songs exuded the sweet and stirring sexiness that became best known as the “Sound of Philadelphia.”
“Sylvia Robinson: The Mother of Hip Hop & Real Cookie Lyon” is a documentary about Sylvia Vanderpool-Robinson who was a singer and record executive and who revolutionized the music industry and became known as the “Mother of Hip-Hop.”
“The Million Man March: Day of Atonement” recounts how, on October 16, 1995, African American men from across the United States convened on the mall in Washington, DC in a mass rally that was a spectacular display of unity and the March’s powerful message echoed throughout America.
Now under production:
“In the Hour of Chaos” documents the little-known story of the Reverend Martin Luther King Sr. (1899-1984) – or “Daddy King” as he was known to loved ones – and his inspirational ability to persevere despite the tragic loss of his firstborn son, Martin Jr., to an assassin’s bullet in Memphis, the mysterious drowning of his youngest son Alfred and the shocking murder of his wife Alberta. While deeply emotionally wounded by this hate-inspired triple tragedy, Daddy King teamed with Jewish lawyer Murray Silver and, together, they destroyed the political career of arch segregationist Lester Maddox, ending racial segregation in the South and changing life in America forever.
ABOUT BLOCK STARZ MUSIC TELEVISION, LLC
Block Starz Music Television, LLC is an American independent film and television company based in Sarasota, Florida. The studio is best known for its documentary film “Oscar Micheaux: The Czar of Black Hollywood” that was nominated for a Black Reel Award as the “Outstanding Independent Documentary” by the Foundation for the Advancement of African-Americans in Film (FAAAF). The studio is also a leader in developing and distributing online video and original web series. Block Starz Music Television LLC was founded by independent record executive and filmmaker Bayer L. Mack as The BlockStarz.Tv Network in 2013 and organized as Block Starz Music Television LLC in 2014.
It’s funny, yes, but it isn’t really a parody or a lampoon at all. Most people today would be terrified to draw Muhammad, even for a million dollars. The aftermath of the jihad attack at our cartoon exhibit has shown the world that violent intimidation and threats work.
Impending cuts in your social security benefits? Can’t afford erectile dysfunction medicine, Cadillac payments, lottery tickets, trips to Vegas, expanded cable service, gifts to grand kids, and veterinary care for your two dogs and five cats?
Sign up for Al-Aqsa Retirement Plan! Yours shall be an abode with a dome of pearls, aquamarine, and ruby, with 80,000 servants and 72 virgin wives. Can your American social security give you such an abode? Nonsense! You shall be attended by boys graced with eternal youth, looking like sprinkled pearls. And your family shall get 25,000 dollars upon signing.
All you have to do is strap yourself to a comfortable explosive device designed by our experienced professionals, and greet a crowd of infidels in the streets!
Do not reveal your connection to Al-Aqsa Brigades, Hamas, and their associates. We will deny everything. Do not consult your attorney, accountant, or law enforcement. Act normally. Explosives provided by a third party. Results may vary.
EDITORS NOTE: This video originally appeared on The Peoples Cube.
The latest episode of the CoWORK reality show tackles the latest in challenging issues. Beautiful people, towel boys, workcations and predictive analysis. Introducing the “Dream Board.”
Most veterans remember using a poncho and poncho liner because they kept us warm and dry when in the field. Our friends at Art 15 Clothing have done a very funny video about the military poncho liner (a.k.a. woobie). A woobie a day keeps the doctor away.
Burger King is aggressively taking the lead in the LGBT market place with its new “Proud Whopper.”
The NTEB News Desk reports, “The new offering from fast food giant Burger King is called The Proud Whopper, and it comes in a rainbow colored wrapper with the tagline ‘We Are All The Same Inside’ when you open it up. USA Today reports that the move also demonstrates BK’s desire to stay connected to its base of Millennial customers. Gay rights is an issue that reverberates strongly with many Millennials both inside and outside the U.S. Burger King also was a sponsor of San Francisco’s gay pride parade. [Fernando] Machado [senior vice president of global brand management at Burger King] says that’s the first time Burger King has sponsored a gay pride parade in the U.S., though it may have sponsored some outside the country.”
We have requested comments about the “Proud Whopper” from President Obama, Elton John, Pope Francis and the Presbyterian Church. Pope Francis responded with “who am I to judge.” The White House issued a statement that the first the President heard about this was on the Drudge Report.
We have already received comments from LGBT activists that Burger King needs to re-brand itself as “Burger Queen.”
Wendy’s is ramping up their 1984 “Where’s the Beef?” TV campaign to counter Burger King’s millennial move. Wendy’s is looking for a non-Millennial to star in their new TV ads, which featured character actress Clara Peller. Elderly cross dressers need not apply, sorry Robin Williams (a.k.a. Mrs. Doubtfire)!
It is rumored that McDonald’s is considering renaming its “Happy Meal” the McDonald’s “Gay Meal”. The children’s Gay Meal comes with a free Elton John “action figure” for little boys and either a Ellen DeGeneres or Rosie O’Donnell action figure for little girls. We asked McDonald’s why only one action figure choice for little boys, they have not returned our phone call as of the publishing of this column. McDonald’s may also re-brand the Super-sized Big Mac as the “LGBigT Meal.” Ronald McDonald will now become Ronna McDonald. Ronald is protesting his unexpected firing by suing under the Equal Opportunity Employment Act. Eric Holder is expected to weigh in the case — on the side of Ronna, a transgender.
The Proud Whopper label seems a bit obtuse, as does the tagline “We Are All The Same Inside”. The Proud Whopper begs for a new name and tagline. So, we are asking our readers to help us with a new name and tagline for Burger King’s Proud Whopper.
We ask that submissions be added to the comments section of this column. Please no profanity or bullying.
We have already gotten several suggestions: The S&G Burger (Sodom and Gomorrah Burger), the S&M Burger and from our readers in the United Kingdom, the Bugger Burger. A new tagline is suggested: Have it YOUR Way!
The winning name and tagline will be sent to Fernando Machado, senior Vice-President of Global Brand Management at Burger King, for consideration. Machado is based in Miami, FL. According to his Linked In profile, “He is most proud of the work he did for Pond’s, Vaseline and Dove.” Vaseline? Really? It doesn’t get any better than this.
The winner of the contest for the best name and tagline will ALSO receive one free meal at the Chick-Fil-A of their choice.
Hey America, as promised in Episode 8, we tracked down Mr. Sami Al-Arian-owitz and interviewed him at the 2014 CPAC event in the Washington DC area. Yes, The United West has figured out how to travel back in time but the important point is that this Muslim Brotherhood Imam is Grover Norquist’s number one supporter.
So as we continue on with our hard-hitting investigative series, The Wizard of “K” Street, exposing Grover Norquist as an ideological enemy of the state we add to our in-depth research a little bit of our classic, “edutainment.”
Of course we want you be persuaded by the evidence against Grover, proving that he is NOT the super-conservative he makes himself out to be, but we also want you smile a little bit at the absurdity of how far the Wizard of “K” Street’s spell is cast over so many Congress members.
Folks, it’s time to give Grover his retirement gold watch and let him finally make his long desired Hajj.
As we move through this micro-series you will see how Norquist’s nefarious work impacts YOU on a daily basis in the areas of: IMMIGRATION, ISLAM, ISRAEL, IRAN
We at Masterpiece Theatre take pride in having changed the meaning of “masterpiece” to a bit of wretched sitcom fluff steeped in legendary English history to be sold to our amply paid agents at American Public Broadcasting. And now we bring our act to an even higher level with a collection of Masterpiece Porno Shows, featuring the very masterful actors and actresses in our cunning exports.
Politely designed to be shown only after midnight to avoid the gaze of the kiddies, we feature in our very masterful masterpieces done by such masters of masterful mastering in the style of the late Anthony Trollope, a covey of well-larded British oldsters freckling in the gardens of the very posh town houses in which we set our bathetic dramas.
You will find them at least as casually masterful in their amorousness as they are in their equally masterful depictions of the glories of the English class system. Are these ancient crones mostly beyond mere puerile comeliness? Perhaps they are, what of it? Are they dead? Probably not.
We are engaged here not in life or death, nor rank scholastic aesthetics, but in penetrating the America Public Broadcasting System to persuade the aging armies of formally educated innocents and dupes, rife in your swinish moors, bogs, and Academic baronies, that the American Revolution had never happened.
What better place to do it, after all, than planting our Tory faithful copulating within unctuous machines for pretense, wafting their electronic ecstasies on a supposedly prestigious television channel, one paid for amply, if hardly all that happily, by cozened American taxpayers?
You can’t blame us Brits for doing what we do well: among other things, pretense. You can’t even castigate us for pretending on American television that the American revolution never happened. If the Americans take up that pretense, why shouldn’t we?
We don’t ever give you Shakespeare or anyone who is a real English master in our most masterful masterpieces. We don’t even give you the reliably dogged Anthony Trollope. We give you cabbage-strewn fare worthy of Moe, Larry and Curly sporting obesely thick English accents.
You don’t need to be an Anglophile to enjoy our Masterpiece Porno Theatre – a scooped out empty head and the lack of appreciation for America and its freedoms will do jolly well. If you’re indeed a properly educated bloke, by George, you poor Yankee, you are usually damned happy to get it.
For the first fifty viewers with a Ph.D. to watch Masterpiece Porno Theatre we will rush you an authentic gooseberry crumpet and a frothing cup of excellent and strong Indian tea.