All Home Intruders are White Men, Alarm Companies Say

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Just when we thought the rash of Scandinavian youths knocking out poor minorities couldn’t get any worse, it turns out that white men are now knocking off innocent homeowners. How do we know this? Commercials.

Commercials tend to reflect the state of affairs in customers’ lives. That’s why it’s noteworthy that alarm companies are using the marketing angle of “White man breaks in home to scare family.”

Here is a list of the villains from some of the top alarm company commercials on Youtube:

1. Broadview Security Commercial: “Backyard”

[youtube]http://youtu.be/syjM1dPriBA[/youtube]

 

2. Brink’s Home Security: “Wrong Door”

A scene from Home Alone? No, this sad-looking white home intruder is about to terrorize you.

[youtube]http://youtu.be/cMpKDZDjBWM[/youtube]

 

3. Broadview Security: “The Ex”

A romantic scene from The Notebook? No, this is a white home intruder.

[youtube]http://youtu.be/Wkr0-nVwmQY[/youtube]

 

4. Adt Home Security: “In my mind’s eye | Burglary”

A trio of white intruders.

[youtube]http://youtu.be/wijubVvn-Gs[/youtube]

 

5. Brinks Home Security: Spot #2

[youtube]http://youtu.be/7ku1YOrxXeQ[/youtube]

 

6. Broadview Security: “The House Party”

A clone of James van der Beek breaks into a woman’s home.

[youtube]http://youtu.be/DKI4t5MFG1E[/youtube]

 

7. Brinks Home Security – 3 spots

This Edward Burns-look alike is an angry white home intruder.

[youtube]http://youtu.be/gMIYVDuyX1Q[/youtube]

 

8. Slomin’s Home Security: Scary Van

Another trio of white home intruders. There are obviously a lot of white home intruders.

[youtube]http://youtu.be/U1JmC6xWUX8[/youtube]

 

9. Brink’s Home Security: “Treadmill”

Jason Statham, is that you?

[youtube]http://youtu.be/1K8DKH7tCRU[/youtube]

 

10. Brink’s Home Security: “Just To Be Sure”

[youtube]http://youtu.be/94-j_EnD8M8[/youtube]

 

11. ADT Home Security – Monitored Alarm Systems

[youtube]http://youtu.be/Oye9xqEhbSA[/youtube]

 

12. GEICO Commercial: Affordable Home Security

Breaking with the trend, this GEICO commercial features a non-white home intruder.

[youtube]http://youtu.be/DmmbAO3hWdI[/youtube]