President Obama Bans the use of Guns in all Films, Television Shows and Video Games
After the tragic shooting at an Episcopal Church in Charleston, South Carolina President Obama has issued an Executive Order to ban the use of guns in all Hollywood films, television shows and video games. The White House issued the following statement:
“It is time to eliminated the root cause of guns violence in America. It is time to make Hollywood a ‘gun free zone’. It is for the greater good of the American people that families and our children are not exposed to wanton gun violence in film, on television and in video games.
It is the proper role of government to deny gun use by Hollywood actors, screen writers, directors and producers for the welfare of all.
It is time for the Terminator to be terminated.”
The White House is considering whether to extend its ban on the use of guns to the music industry.
Michael Bloomberg, founder of Mayors Against Illegal Guns, supported the President’s decision stating, “I support President Obama’s efforts to remove guns from all media. I am frustrated by Hollywood producing more films involving gun violence, which works against efforts by organizations such as Mayors Against Illegal Guns. All guns in the media should be considered illegal and anyone using one must be tried by the Department of Justice to the full extent of the law. Additionally, from this point on Bloomberg will no longer use the word gun in any of our publications. The word gun, phrases such as gun violence and shooting will be stricken from our style manuals.”
The American Screen Writers Association and the ACLU issued a statement warning against this unprecedented violation of Hollywood’s Second Amendment right to keep and bear arms while on camera. The ACLU statement warned, “We are on a very slippery slope when anyone denies the right of screen writers to use guns in scripts and the right of actors to keep and bear arms while on screen. President Obama is clearly violating the Second Amendment of the U.S. Constitution. We plan on initiating a lawsuit against this illegal Executive Order. We hope that the Ninth District takes up our lawsuit and provides a stay order on President Obama’s illegal action.”
The Screen Actors Guild is concerned about the loss of jobs due to President Obama’s Executive Order. Screen Actor’s Guild President Ken Howard warned, “This Executive Order will cause a collapse of the film industry and massive loss of jobs. Those actors and actresses, film crews and support persons who provide the silver screen audience with great action films, such as Die Hard, The Expendables, Lethal Weapon, The Godfather, Star Wars, Jurassic Park, James Bond and Fast and Furious to name a few, will now find themselves out of work. This will devastate the film industry and harm our union workers.”
The Walt Disney Company, owners of the Star Wars franchise, has petitioned President Obama to exempt light sabers, Jedi mind control and the force from the ban.
The National Rifle Association in a press release stated:
All Hollywood actors, screen writers, directors and producers must be immediately subject to background checks. Due to the criminal backgrounds and drug abuse by many in Hollywood, it is imperative that gun use be tightly controlled in Hollywood.
We support President Obama in his efforts to control violence in the media.
The NRA will be partnering with the President and Democratic members of Congress to provide over-site during the implementation of his Executive Order banning all use of guns in the media. NRA members may now report violations on a White House hotline 800- Gun Free or via Twitter #GunFreeHollywood.
The NRA thanks President Obama for making Hollywood a gun free zone.
Hillary Clinton issued the following statement:
EDITORS NOTE: This column is political satire. It is appropriate using satire to turn the tables on those wanting to implement gun control on law abiding citizens but not special interest groups such as Hollywood. Please leave a comment if you wish.
Our thoughts and prayers to the Christian martyrs who died and their families in Charleston. Christianity is under attack in America. This is a sad and bloody example of that persecution.
If you really believe this, then I have a bridge for sale in NYC….lol
Were you even mentally capable of reading, much less understanding what was said at the end:
“EDITORS NOTE: This column is political satire.”
What a total Idiot you are!
It’s ashame people didn’t read the whole thing. But it sounds like something he would pull. Hope this don’t give him ant ideas.
And some beach front property in Arizona
You do know that they don’t use real guns in movies, video games, etc? It’s not the same thing. Please tell who exactly has lost a gun since Obama has been President because of something he’s done. And how many of you gun owners are involved in a WELL REGULATED militia. Not the ones that were at the Bundy ranch.
It says everything about the intellectual prowess of your intended audience that you have to identify this as satire for them. Secondly, merely getting shot by some other whackjob does not make you a martyr, even if your death was wholly undeserved, but I understand and share the feeling behind your perceived sense of loss and moral outrage. Even more ridiculous is that your “satire” breaks down immediately by anyone with two firing neurons who is prone immediately to note that while gun violence kills citizens every day for real in this country of wife-beaters and Home Depot vigilantes, in Hollywood, it’s all pretend. The idea that “Hollywood” (as if that were even a collective entity) being a “special interest group” is as absurd as it is flawed, especially when one considers the very real clout of the uber-funded NRA, which has been protecting gun wielders from control and consequences for decades and really does have the kind of collective clout to buy policy. While the NRA successfully lobbies to prevent pediatricians from asking about guns in the home so they can talk to them about protecting their kids, you’re on a rant about playacting in movies. So if you really hate the idea of “Christian martyrs,” you would support, rather than revile, gun control. But that would be logical, and we just can’t have that. Far better that a two-year-old caps his/her moms in Wal-Mart with own concealed weapon than act like there is anything amiss with real gun ownership.
In an over-sensitized America, Satire may not be the proper vehicle – People believe this stuff – they don’t all read to the end!
That’s what’s wrong with the U.S. when it comes to voting. They only hear the headlines and never look at what the candidates (from both parties) stand for or look at their records. Just watch the late shows around election time when they do the on the street interviews and the people have no idea what they are talking about and they are the ones voting.
Te world voting exchange votes on opinions instead of candidates. Google World Peace In Progress for more details.
that is exactly why they name the bills they pass what they do. Patriot act was anything but patriotic, but how do you vote against patriotism? Affordable healthcare act was anything but affordable, but how do you vote against affordable healthcare? And on and on.
I agree, satire, first of all, should be written in a way where most people are in on the joke. I find the “satirical” sites just not funny. They are too absurd. It’s just like good comedy–the audience has to be in on the joke, otherwise the comedian is only entertaining himself.
This is the problem with America today. Often posting something without reading it. Read to the end folks! It’s satire. Completely made up. These sites exist to make you think. Nothing more, nothing less. The topic of gun control is a hot button one, and deserves our consideration, but not at the expense of a civilized discussion on the issue.
Thanks for your comment.
You are right, that is the problem. People don’t read the column to understand what it is all about. Will Rogers used political satire to make his points. Is satire a lost art because people only read the headline and not the content?
Just glad I read to the end my blood was starting to boil, and my mind prepairing to revolt.
Use caution in what you post Rich.
the POINT? you don’t get THE POINT?
The point is all you people just said you were getting angry, even on the verge of being READY TO REVOLT, over your right to have guns in VIDEO GAMES AND MOVIES, while your RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS, THE 2nd AMENDMENT, IS UNDER ATTACK, THREATENED, TARGETED…YOUR RIGHTS, PASSED DOWN BY YOUR FOREFATHERS TO PROTECT FROM TYRANNICAL RULE OF GOVT., YOU UNGRATEFUL SOD; LOOK WHAT YOUR FOREFATHERS SAID ABOUT GIVING UP LIBERTY FOR SECURITY. DON’T LET THE WARNINGS COME TRUE THAT ‘PEOPLE WILL ASK FOR IT’ MORE OF US ARE AWARE THAN THE MEDIA IS USED TO HAVE YOU BELIEVE, YOU HAVE A VOICE, YOU HAVE A ROLE, IN THIS LIFE AND UNIVERSE, YOU ARE LIFE ITSELF, YOU ARE POWERFUL. You should be ANGRY and READY TO REVOLT at the SUFFERING and STARVING of 7 BILLION of your BROTHERS & SISTERS in the HUMAN RACE!!! CAN YOU NOT FEEL OUR COLLECTIVE SUFFERING? STAND FOR WHAT’S RIGHT! IT IS NOT A SIN TO FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT CAUSE! FREEDOM & EQUAL RIGHTS AND PEACE FOR ALL!
I knew this was satire after only reading for a min. Then when I saw the part about the NRA I knew it was. lol Funny , but also sad that it may come to this one day.
Most don’t even read the headlines because they can’t read
I usually hate political satire as it is often not clear. Too many people run around being confused. This one was different. It had an obvious point and clearly stated as satire. Good job.
I thought it was real & thought “Smartest move EVER!”
Agree. That would be a smart move. But Obama is to beholding to Hollywood to harm it.
He can do all the banning he wants, it’s unconstitutional and will never stand up against the court challenges. That and lets see him try to enforce it and collect firearms from a very pissed off populace. Ain’t gonna happen; the resulting civil war (and there will be one) will see obama dragged out from what ever hole is hiding in and justice rendered by the very weapons he sought to ban. Good luck ovomit, you POS!
Lol hey, I guess he just used his executive order to take you guns. Hahahaha you and everyone who believed that bull crap needs to have their head examined.
Jimmy Carter is the real cause of all the mass shooting in the US today and I clearly spell it out here. http://gotrex.rocks/you-are-a-victim-of-psychological-warfare/
This is ridiculous, guns aren’t what ‘deteriorate’ society and they aren’t what kills civilians and the innocent. If Obama really wants to reduce crime rate with guns, then he should enforce better criminal background checks not take away Americas freedom to bare arms. I’m against gun control, because even if he bans guns there would still be a high crime rate and when we actually need guns to defend ourselves we won’t have any. I I I%
I don’t get the point of the satire, especially at the risk of giving the gullible Obama haters yet another reason to despise the president.
It shows how idiotic the anti-gun movement is. They will hate Obama either way. I like the satire when it comes to politics. Gives me a laugh instead of always getting upset. Laughter is a great thing. Yeah you have the morons who believe anything, but it is not just on the right that does it. I see it on the left all the time. The only ones who don’t fall for it the most are the Libertarians or other parties. It also shows no one reads any more. That they will fall for and believe anything they are told and that is scary.
The hypocrisy that flows from the mouth of idiot stick obama, never fails to amaze me. The public is already at boiling point in our country, and then to have obozo go after the make believe industry, will probably end as most things do when obama is involved, making a bigger ass out of him than he already is.
For years and years I for one have always questioned how great of an influence Hollywood really is when it comes to it’s violence on the screen, in spite of the impact this is one action will go down as a typical Fuba, by the jerk in our White House.
Lets vote in open carry for all states. It would cut down on all the violence for legal citizens could protect themselves against the criminals.
i was reading it to my husband we were both outraged not putting if past this pres.
But when you said NRA supported the pres. I said huh …that’s a lie
then the truth … Satire
This is a serious situation my blood was boiling! I’m glad I read all the way to the end…
my email was wrong 🙂
This called censor ship he is breaking the law. He can’t legally do it well doesn’t care about laws anyway time for him to leave office the sooner the better.
Stupid waste of time reading this bullshit
Your just butt hurt you thought it was real. lol
Will Obama sign with his wang, his unleaded pencil?
Now we can have swords, knives, chain saws, sling shots, falling rocks, dunk tanks, garrottes, axes, baseball bats, and much more to entertain movie goers blood lust.
Boy , Satire is very scary, I almost rounded up the troops
As satire goes, the author hit the nail on the head, to anyone who would actually agree with this ,stop for a moment and ask yourself this one question. What is causing more harm to america right now..Race baiting, the constant political BS of blaming racism for everything. The division of all of us by our beliefs, or guns. We can remove all guns, and the violence will continue to take place. Anger is being stroked daily with cries of racism. Michelle obama has told many graduating classes this spring, her story about experiencing racism. after becoming first lady she dressed in a pair of jeans and t shirt to go shopping at Target. A woman asked her if she could help her to get something off of a high shelf. Michelle claims that this would never have happened to any other first lady. The white woman automatically believed her to be an eployee because she is black. First of all, if the woman WAS racist, she would not have asked black person. 2nd, just because someone asked her for help, does not mean they thought she worked there, I ask ppl for help all the time, not just employees of the store I am shopping at. And finally, no one would have expected the first lady of the US to be at Target in jeans and a t shirt. She is reaching for a false narrative. Yes, there is racism and violence in America. Stroking the flames will help no one, just as removing legal guns will also not stop it. He, obama, is a hypocrit. He has purposely spent his time as president seperating white and black and now he is shocked that a crazy person resorted to violence, obama created this. His executive orders disallowing black to be disciplined in schools, sending 30 – 40 representatives to black funerals, funerals of criminals while he refuses to even meet the planes carrying dead soldiers, his constant defense of islam over Christianity are just a few of his policies that have angered and frightened America, add all that up and the crazies will act. But black is also doing acts of extreme violence against white, but the media refuses to even report on it. Many whites were killed by the knock out game, whites are being assaulted across the country just because they are white. This is what has to stop or the violence will just get worse, with or without guns
Ridiculous. This is stupid satire. Dumbest story I’ve read in a while. Why would the NRA team up with its biggest enemy? Obama? And really, take guns away from the music industry? I guess there goes all future rap albums. WTF?
Apparently, for those of you, who do not comprehend ‘SATIRE,’ or the likes of ‘SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER,’ then, my recommendation to you, and others, would be, to not just read, until the end of a story, or a news report, but, to definitely RE-READ, what you just read, maybe, again and again, so you can mentally grasp the entirety of the story, and the meaning of the word, Satire!
Good idea! That must be satire also,good idea to infringe on my 2nd amendment right,you are delutional
Obama doesn’t do anything about it because he can’t change the 2nd amendment
You have got to be kidding me you dumb asses want just the criminals to have guns,y’all are crazy and I am from SC
Outsiders always cause trouble
We take care of criminals insc this monster will fry,we pull together in SC all you others should be taking note so you don’t have you cities and towns burnt to the ground,learn from people who know how to take care of each other in such tragedy, stay out of sc
It is the end of America!
I disagree with president Obama to ban them in the film industry he should ban all guns in America for citzen who can buy from shops in towns and city’s it’s not in England and never will be but it would kill the film industry that’s what makes films to watch on TV.
Thank goodness this is satire.
obaMAO has committed enough crimes already
I WAS ABOUT TO JUMP ON SOMEONE TILL I READ THE LAST PARAGRAPH BUT I WOULDN’T PUT IT PAST OVOMMIT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND IT WOULD BE MOOSHELLE PUSHING HIM FOR IT AS SHE WANTS GUNS TAKEN FROM EVERYONE. IT ISN’T GUNS THAT KILL PEOPLE BUT PEOPLE WHO KILL PEOPLE. ROOF WILL GET HIS AND HE WILL HAVE TO EXPLAIN HIMSELF WHEN HE COMES BEFORE THE THRONE OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR AND BEFORE HE IS CAST INTO THE PITS OF HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY
i love good satire, but not at the expense of people that are hurting. This is not good satire. It is just mean spirited. It would be a class move to delete this.
I love it ! Fighting silliness with more silliness .
Obama deepthroats Michael ..News at 11…
Video games seriously?! This is a joke
Age restrictions or something. You sir will not take away call of duty. It will never happen.
I have a strong sense, that many commenters here, do not fully understand the definition of ‘SATIRE!’….the (so called) statement by the NRA, is simply, an extreme exageration , only if it was indeed, sanctioned by the NRA…but, guess what? In all actuality, the NRA, never made that statement, or accepted, nor, endorsed the comments made by President Obama!!!
Nice political satire article. Obviously all fake, as there has been no executive order made and the NRA never made that statement and never would. Good job though, keep trolling!
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That’s ridiculous. Of course that could never happen satirical or not the story was pointless and not humorous at all. And to those who think this is a good idea should take a look and realize if you want to shelter your children from something, the responsibility lies with your shoddy parenting. Society shouldn’t have to bow down to a few overly sensitive people who have nothing to do but complain and whine about any petty little thing to gain notoriety or make themselves sound smart.
And what? Most scene of last Die Hard was recorded in Budapest Hungary. Many of ” Hollywood” films are made in European film studios… now Hollywood will move to Europe and keep doing good old action shooter movies…and pay taxes overthere
The Editorial Staff would like to thank everyone for their comments. We have read articles from major news outlets blaming this shooting on everything from the state flag of South Carolina, to racism, to Hillary blaming Trump for the shooting, to President Obama calling for more gun control.
Some of these stories seem more satirical than this one.
We appreciated everyone taking time to comment. Stay tuned for more real news, with a little satire thrown in for laughs. However, satire at times mirrors the truth.
Great piece, but in the interest of a more realistic story, I have to say that the church at the center of this discussion was an A.M.E. (African Methodist Episcopal) church, not Baptist. Maybe you have to live in the South to understand the distinction.
So now what he gonna ban kissing on TV because it make teenagers pregnant.
You want to change the level of wanton violence and lack of respect for authority and even life it’s self? Put the belt back in the parents hands and make sure they use it. Hold parents responsible for their children’s actions as well as holding the “child” responsible. Bring back personal accountability.
I gotta admit, the openng lines about Obama’s exec order, while seeming totally ridiculous, hooked me, but good, because I wouldn’t put it past him. Even the Bloomberg statements seemed plausible, until the “no more use of the word ‘gun”‘ part and the NRA “statement” kinda-sorta finished the tip-off.
However, the plausibility of the first couple paragraphs is a really scary thing.
Sieg Hiel….Seig Hiel…..Seig Hiel
I disagree with your comment at the end that “Christianity is under attack in this country”, at least when it comes to what happened in Charleston and your satirical post. Unless, of course, that was supposed to be satire as well? What happened in Charleston, in my opinion, was pure racism and an attack on blacks, not Christianity, just because it happened in a church.
Hell, I get the satire. Besides I keep saying that the fact that Obama guy elected twice had for to be the biggest joke I’ve ever heard.
Your an IDIOT!
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Love satire. Very creative to be sure. Truth is the line about Christianity being under attack is your true byline. That statement, bypassing the clear racist act of violence shows your true intent and racist narrative.
I’d have thought banning guns themselves would have been more useful.
It has always seemed paradoxical to me that people (in this case Christians) who profess belief in a (specific) higher power, as their “Lord & Savior” and as the god they believe in, trust, and pray to for safekeeping, are the most aggressive proponents of gun control. To my way of thinking, a person either has faith in the power of their god to protect them and assure their safekeeping, or they don’t. If they feel a need for weapons, they obviously don’t have the necessary faith. If they try to justify a need for weapons, while, at the same time professing a belief that their God is all powerful and will protect them, they are, by definition, hypocrites. There is nothing complicated about it.
Frank, it’s because they think God = POWER. Perhaps, if they read about that “Jesus” guy, they would remember that 1) Jesus said God = LOVE, and 2) that Jesus was surprisingly absent his high capacity assault rifle on the last trip here to the Mortal realm.
People should really learn what satire is before attempting to commit it.
Remember, the Second Amendment came SECOND. There is a reason it came after the FIRST one.
Funny! When I read Boomberg’s comments about the word gun not being used anymore, the first thing that popped into my mind was “the artist formerly known as Prince”, and Bloomberg saying, “the weapon formerly known as. . . ” But then that wouldn’t work either. Just call them “those weapons, you know.”
No Hoax, He still has “Pen- in -Hand” ….
Obama needs to be Impeached for Abusive Power using Executive Orders and bypassing Congress at every turn and thinking he has the power of censorship by overriding the US Constitution. This lame duck should just resign already.
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I am surprised that Obama has not tried to do something like this. The wanton murder and racial profiling of all the African-American’s over the past few years has given him plenty of ammunition (No Pun intended) to try to declare Martial Law! Then he can do what he wishes, when he wishes, and with what laws he wishes! He can also get his 3rd term that way, so he can finish screwing up the country the way he and his fellow Communists, (Bill Ayers, George Soros, Jeremiah Wright, Raila Ordinga, Frank Davis, Daniel Ortega), and the list goes on and on, want to do.
How the President Got to ‘I Do’ on Same-Sex Marriage …
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Obama needs to be Impeached for Abusive Power using Executive Orders and bypassing Congress at every turn and thinking he has the power of censorship by overriding the US Constitution. This lame duck should just resign already.