Islamic State on U.S. Supreme Court Gay Marriage Decision: “It makes it easier to find and slaughter them!”

The Islamic State has issued a fatwa telling its U.S. based soldiers to stop all attacks on Pamela Geller and begin targeting homosexuals who marry. The Islamic State has begun a nation wide effort to gain access to gay marriage licences so as to identify gay couples across America.


A homosexual being thrown to his death from a roof top. Photo: Islamic State Facebook page.

According to a U.S. based Islamic State spokesman from Chicago, who wishes to remain anonymous:

This decision by the U.S. Supreme Court to legalize gay marriage is the work of Allah and the Profit Mohammed, may peace be upon him.

It is very difficult and dangerous to target Pamela Geller, members of the FBI and law enforcement. We have lost many brothers in our efforts. This SCOTUS decision now allows us to easily find and target homosexuals for slaughter as is required by Qur’an (7:80-84) – “…For ye practice your lusts on men in preference to women: ye are indeed a people transgressing beyond bounds…. And we rained down on them a shower (of brimstone)”. Sharia law teaches us that homosexuality is a vile form of fornication, punishable by death.

In the Middle East we throw homosexuals off of roof tops. Unfortunately we do not have very tall buildings in Iraq and Syria. When we throw a homosexual off a roof we must then stone him after he hits the ground.  This takes up a lot of time and Islamic State resources.

However, in America there are many tall buildings, such as the new World Trade Center, where we can send these sodomites flying.

We will begin our nation wide campaign to cleanse America of these sodomites during Ramadan 2016. Allah Akbar!

The Democratic National Campaign Committee in a press release stated, “Islam is the religion of peace. The Islamic State is not Islamic. We work closely with our Muslim friends to further their causes at the local, state and national levels. We are concerned about the loss of any homosexual as this reduces our gay voting block. We ask the Islamic State not to begin their slaughter of homosexuals until after the 2016 Presidential elections.”

President Obama during a Rose Garden press conference on the SCOTUS gay marriage vote said, “We understand that our Muslim brothers and sisters do not agree with this decision. However, Allah willing, we will come together in peace and tranquility. Islam is tolerant and embraces multiculturalism. Of course in Nigeria, my place of birth, our Muslim brothers are misguided as they slaughter our gay friends. This work place violence must stop in the name of Allah!”

The Council on American Islamic Relations (CAIR) notes, “The same rules on homosexuals don’t apply in paradise, where martyrs for the cause of Allah enjoy an orgy of virgins and “perpetual youth” Qur’an (56:17) (otherwise known as “boys” Qur’an (52:24)).  Qur’an (76:19) bluntly states, “And immortal boys will circulate among them, when you see them you will count them as scattered pearls.”  Technically, the mere presence of boys doesn’t necessarily mean sex, however it is strongly implied from the particular emphasis on the effeminacy, handsomeness and “freshness” of the boys.  The female virgins of paradise are also compared to pearls (56:23).

Pope Francis after learning of the Islamic State fatwa said, “Who am I to judge?”

Caitlyn (formerly known as Bruce) Jenner, the face of the LGBTQ movement, has asked for police protection. Vanity Fair has destroyed all copies of the edition depicting Jenner so as not to incite the Muslim community.


Islamic State Responds to Gay Marriage Ruling by Executing Four Gay Men and Tweeting Pictures With the Hashtag #LoveWins

Turkey: Islamic group puts up posters threatening gays with death

EDITORS NOTE: While this column is political satire in the United States, it is a horrible reality in those lands controlled by the Islamic State and its allies.

6 replies
  1. Viki
    Viki says:

    So my question is, is this article satire or not? Is it a credible news story or not? I’d like to share with friends but don’t share satire, only real news.

    • Dr. Rich Swier
      Dr. Rich Swier says:

      In the United States this column is satire. In those lands controlled by the Islamic State these policies are very real.

      NOTE the link at the end of the column to a RELATED ARTICLE about the Islamic State executing four gays on Friday, the day of the SCOTUS decision. Click on it to read the reality, which will come to America sooner rather than later.

      Share as you wish with this caveat.

  2. debra zitano
    debra zitano says:

    You label me gay and evil. My marriage is blessed by My Lord and Master Jesus.
    I live in Him and He in me. My body is His temple. His Holy Spirit leads me.
    If you truly love someone it is not a sin. But judging, and murder is not. As for Isis, the Lord foretold of you …… Woe to you who are on earth for the devil and his angels have come down to you…….
    Come Lord Jesus.

    • Dr. Rich Swier
      Dr. Rich Swier says:

      Leviticus 20:13 ESV / 56 – If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.

      According to the SCOTUS your marriage is legal, but it remains immoral in God’s eyes.

      You are fortunate to live in a Constitutional Republic where citizens tolerate your abnormal sexual behaviors. Tolerate means putting up with something distasteful, like a tooth ache that will not go away.

      Using the Bible to justify your addiction to sex with women is a defense mechanism. You cannot be a sodomite and believe in Jesus. You are either a liar or deluding yourself. Other women see you for what you really are – “an abomination.”

      • Adam
        Adam says:

        You’re lucky you live in a secular constitutional republic with constitutional religious protections that protect your stone-age irrational fantasy beliefs.


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