Obama signs ‘Anti Cultural Appropriation Act’

As you all know the fascist self-declared homosexual Breitbart pamphleteer “Milo” (if that is his real name) is planning to wear American indian clothing at a speech in Yale (planned for 28 October 2016). This is a raging act of cultural appropriation!

To prevent this anti-multicultural behavior, the mighty Barack Obama has signed a royal decree forbidding cultural appropriation once and for all.

Henceforth, to prevent any form of cultural appropriation (and hence the inherent racial ridicule), all cultures and races are forbidden to dress, behave or talk like other cultures.

To avoid being called a hypocrite, the president ordered one wing of the White House to be rebuilt as an African hovel. He himself vows to “only wear clothing indigenous in the countries my ancestors were from”.

Daily life in the USA will change because of this of course:

• Reading will only be allowed to white people, since Native American and African cultures did not have a sophisticated writing system. The library of congress will now show “no Indians allowed” signs to make this clear.

• Chinese people can no longer vote. China has been an empire and then a communist dictatorship, so by voting these people with Chinese ancestry appropriate Western culture. Shame on them!
• People with Eastern European ancestry will be asked to be drunk ALL THE TIME. Sobriety is a privilege of non-Eastern European people.

• The US military often wears camouflage clothing, invented by the British. To prevent cultural appropriation of British military values, servicemen and servicewomen will now perform their duties in underwear.

• Since peacefully co-existing with other religions and cultures is not a historical part of the Muslim world, all Muslims will be expected to invade, terrorize and weaken the local communities in which they live (oh, wait, they’re already doing that! )

I hereby give my felicitations to the heroic comrade who checked the privilege of Cory Goldstein at San Francisco State University, let us not forget her! She will be presented with a Medal of Cultural Suicide at an appropriate time.

Yours in thought control, Minitrue.

RELATED ARTICLE: The People’s Cube: ‘Anti Cultural Appropriation Act’ Part II

EDITORS NOTE: This political satire originally appeared on The Peoples Cube. If you’re not familiar with the satirical site The People’s Cube, created by the brilliant Oleg Atbashian, do yourself a favor and visit it regularly.Friday’s post from The People’s Blog is from contributing comrade “Minitrue.”

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