Obama Mandates Bathrooms for 58 Gender Options - Bernie, Hillary, Trump respond

On February 13th, 2014 Facebook introduced 58 options for users to identify their gender. Missing from the list are man and woman.

FiveThirtyEight reports:

Gary Gates is an LGBT demographer at the University of California Los Angeles School of Law’s Williams Institute, which studies sexual orientation and gender identity law and public policy. He is responsible for one of the most frequently cited estimates of the transgender population — 700,000, about 0.3 percent of U.S. adults.

The U.S. Department of Education (DOE) recently mandated that public schools allow transgender (i.e. gender confused) students to “use the bathroom of their choice” or lose federal funding.

Today the Obama administration, in a further move to accommodate the gender confused, has decided to use Facebook’s 58 gender identities as the baseline for restrooms in all public schools and government facilities. All existing and future government buildings and public schools must include a bathroom for each of the 58 gender options.

White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest at a briefing said:

President Obama texted me from Hiroshima and directed that the White House accommodate every one of the 58 gender options created by Mark Zuckerberg. The President has directed that a new wing to the White House be created. It will be known as the Loony Wing, named after the British loo (a bathroom or toilet).

President Obama plans a trip to Great Britain to apologize for the American Revolution and officially announce the new Loony Wing to honor the British soldiers killed during the American Revolution by the anarchists George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and Thomas Payne.

We will be using the rose garden and the front lawn, where we have events like the Easter egg hunt, to build the new Loony Wing. The Loony Wing will have a separate loo (restroom) for each of the 58 gender identities, except for men and women.

Men and women will use the loo of their choice, no pun intended.

In a show of solidarity with President Obama and the LGBTQ community Brian Cornell, the president and CEO of Target, has announced that all existing and new Target retail stores will now offer 58 bathroom options. In a press release Cornell noted:

It is more important that we create a 21st Century business model for Target. One based upon sexual orientation rather than the capitalistic and free market selling of merchandise to the masses.

I have directed that all Target stores be renovated to provide 58 bathroom options to our gender confused customers. Our business model will be to allow the gender confused to do their business, no pun intended.

Due to the amount of space needed to accommodate the gender identity bathrooms, there is no space for merchandise. Therefore, Target will now only offer its customers, except for men and women, a choice of restrooms.

The Target logo will change from bulls eye and red concentric circles to a toilet seat painted in the colors of the rainbow. We will be charging our customers to use our restrooms. We expect to transition to this new business model after Hillary Clinton is elected president.

We will invite President Clinton to cut the ribbon on our first new big toilet store.

Hillary Clinton responded to President Obama’s mandate with, “I look forward to overseeing the construction of the Loony Wing at the next president.”

Bernie Sanders when asked about the Loony Wing stated, “Whatever!”

The Donald Trump campaign released the following statement:

Mr. Trump has been involved in construction all of his life. He has never built a loony project. The White House will remain a beacon for real men and women. We stand with the 99% who are not transgenders. If transgenders can’t figure out if your a male or female are then we suggest you visit your local big toilet Target.

It is clear that America is in the toilet and this mandate is just another example of Obama’s loony public policies. Make America Great Again!

We offer Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons singing Walk Like A Man to the gender confused: