Illegal aliens leaving Arizona going to Canada if Trump elected — Obama, Trump, Hillary respond

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Illegal alien family caught by the U.S. Border Patrol at the Canadian border trying to leave the United States.

Illegal immigrants are boycotting Arizona by the thousands and moving elsewhere – showing their outrage with Donald Trump’s proposed policy of sending them back to their native countries.

Trump’s political position to make Americans first and build a wall on the Southern border threatens the livelihoods of drug traffickers, the coyotes bringing illegals into the state and those who make signs in Spanish and English.

In the small town of Guadalupe, Arizona, south of Phoenix, Manuel Renaldo is one of those vowing to punish Arizona by leaving.

As he loaded his stolen car with his taxpayer-furnished belongings and family of ten, Renaldo told a local reporter through an interpreter, “It’s a matter of principle; I refuse to be supported by a state that treats me like a criminal!”

The effects of the exodus are already being felt by Arizona retailers, who are reporting a dramatic decrease in thefts and dwindling sales of beer, tequila, spray paint, guns and ammunition. Also hit hard are the state hospitals, which have reported a dramatic decline in births and emergency room visits. School rooms are half empty as illegals take their children and head elsewhere.

State and federal welfare agencies are preparing to lay off staff that distribute food stamps and unemployment benefits. Tattoo parlors are in an absolute state of panic!

Renaldo told a reporter that “he and his family are moving to Canada, with a new Liberal government under Justin Trudeau.” Canada’s new higher taxes and hardworking Canadians, can “better support him and treat his family with dignity!” said Renaldo.

President Obama in a hastily called press conference at the White House stated,

The Department of Homeland Security is seeing an increase in the numbers of illegals crossing the border headed to Canada. We are detaining them and returning them to Arizona.

Those leaving are fearful that under a Trump presidency they will no longer get free stuff.

We can’t let those here illegally leave. Think of all of the federal government jobs that will be lost! It would be chaos. No more food stamps, free medical care and the firing of thousands of Spanish speaking teachers all across America.

As the illegal voter goes so goes the base of the Democratic Party. 

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Sheriff Joseph Michael “Joe” Arpaio (center), from Maricopa County, AZ, with illegal alien prisoners seeking political asylum in Canada.

Hillary Clinton during a campaign stop in Phoenix noted, “Cough, cough, cough, cough. I will provide free, cough, education for, cough, cough, Renaldo and his family, cough, cough, cough. We need wetbacks like him to stand with me, cough.” Hillary concluded with a definitive cough.

Donald Trump at a packed rally in Flagstaff with Sheriff Joseph Michael “Joe” Arpaio, from Maricopa County, noted, “I am pleased that Manual is getting the message. Sheriff Joe will save tons of money by not having to buy black and white striped jump suits for the Renaldo family and their many friends. We are already saving taxpayers millions and I haven’t even been elected yet.”

Arpaio, known as America’s toughest Sheriff, said, “With all of the illegals gone I can now concentrate on making Maricopa County safe again! I will have more room in my prison for Hillary and Bill Clinton. Like Motel 6 we’ll leave the lights on for them.”

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EDITORS NOTE: This political satire originally appeared in the Arizona Highway or My Way magazine.

2 replies
  1. Black
    Black says:

    If the illegals want to leave, LET THEM! Its about time we got rid of 30+ million illegals. Institute the rule of law, and implement the e-verify law nation-wide. That will greatly slow down the rush of impoverished, service using people. Welfare and ofter Government aid is only for citizens, not the world’s poor. We taxpayers have been imposed on for far too long already. If they don’t want to leave, they can stay for 6 months to pick the crops, then go. If they don’t want to do that, out they go at once!

  2. George Taylor
    George Taylor says:

    The reason the crops are NOT being picked by legal residents of these 50 states is because the farmers are not offering a ‘living wage.’ Stop complaining and do something positive.

    when I can make double for my effort I will not go pick crops. Want an alternative?



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