Lyrics of hit song ‘Bette Davis Eyes’ changed to ‘Hillary Clinton Lies’

Recently there has been a focus, no pun intended, on Hillary Clinton’s eyes by the media. In a video taken at Temple University it appears that Hillary is cockeyed.

The definition of cockeyed is: crooked or askew; not level. Synonyms include: crooked, awry, askew, lopsided, tilted, off-center, skewed, skew, misaligned.

“Cockeyed definitely describes the Democratic Party nominee, I’ve seen it first hand, no pun intended,” stated a reporter covering the Clinton campaign for the New York Times, who asked to remain anonymous in fear that he will be thrown off of Clinton’s plane while airborne.

Some believe this look is due to Hillary’s health others believe it is a reflection of her cockeyed political views.

In any case some are taking advantage of Hillary’s eyes. Among them is the Hollywood, California music company SKEWERED that is re-releasing the 1981 hit “Betty Davis Eyes” with a political twist. The new song is titled “Hillary Clinton Lies” (see the lyrics below). SKEWERED will release “Hillary Clinton Eyes” via the Apple Music Store and Google Songs portals the weekend before the first presidential debate set for 9:00 PM – 10:30 PM (ET) on Monday, September 26th.

SKEWERED CEO On T. Mark, “We invite music buffs to bring their iPod or smart phone to the presidential debates. Please download and enjoy ‘Hillary Clinton Lies’. We will be donating 20% of all sales to the Hillary for Prison in 2017 legal fund.”

The Hillary campaign noted that, “The release of this song by the Alt-Right is meant to tell the truth about what Mrs. Clinton really believes, something that the voters cannot be allowed to know. We have asked the FCC to stop the release of this racist, bigoted, Xenophobia, Islamophobic and deplorable song.”

Here is the original version of “Betty Davis Eyes” by Jackie DeShannon co-written by Donna Weiss that appears on the album New Arrangement (1975) sung by Kim Carnes:

LYRICS “HILLARY CLINTON LIES”

Her hair is Harlot gold
Her lips utter sweet, sweet lies
Her eyes are always cold
We got Hillary Clinton lies
She’ll turn the lies on you
You won’t have to think twice
She’s pure as Yellow snow
We got Hillary Clinton lies

And she’ll incite you
She’ll unease you
All the better just to deplore you
She’s precocious, and she knows just
What it takes to make a voter blush
She’s got a cockeyed view
We got Hillary Clinton lies

She’ll let you take her home
It whets her greedy appetite
She’ll lay you at the feet of her throne
We got Hillary Clinton lies

She’ll take a tumble on you
Roll you like you were a pair of dice
Until you come out black and blue
We got Hillary Clinton lies

She’ll expose you, then she snows you
Off your feet with the crumbs she throws you
She’s ferocious, and she knows just
What it takes to make a voter blush
All the boys think she’s a KGB spy
We got Hillary Clinton lies

EDITORS NOTE: This political satire first appeared in Hillary’s Top Ten Political Misses or How I lost the Race Twice.