Introducing The People’s Current Truth App!

Life is complicated these days, and there’s just so much outrage to absorb your time. You may be like many Americans, and just not sure what you should be outraged about and which side to pick.

But wait no longer! Simply download the free People’s Current Truth App™ and you’ll be officially in the know. Whether it’s Cecil, Harambe, Bush, or Trump, you’ll receive timely updates with clear instructions on…

  1. What to be angry about!
  2. Which side to choose!
  3. When to choose the other side!
  4. How to vent your righteous anger!
  5. Where to go for t-shirts and matching placards!
  6. And more!

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The People’s Current Truth App™ requires some permissions

· Location
· Pictures
· Texts
· Social Security number
· Bank account
· Access to all other financial assets
· Access to all social media
· 24/7 tracking and surveillance
· Frontal lobe access
· Block inappropriate reading, viewing, and unapproved historical material

So, what are you waiting for? Know what to think and what to do – download your People’s Current Truth App™ today!

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EDITORS NOTE: This political satire by Komissar al-Blogunov originally appeared on The Peoples Cube.

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