Comrades, isn’t it clear that USA Today simply hasn’t gone far enough? We may be losing the war on the 2nd Amendment unless we once again seize the propaganda initiative and return to the happy days of the 70s when we owned the argument. In those days, men dressed badly and the NRA was more of an irritant than a serious force to be reckoned with.
Join me in posting your anti-AR-15 memes as we continue to hold inanimate objects responsible for the crimes committed by their owners.*
* By inanimate objects, we mean guns, just guns. Which are only for duck hunting and other Party-approved™ sporting purposes. Hey, who needs an M-203 grenade launcher to go duck hunting? That’s why we need to ban any weapon that a grenade launcher, or worse, could be duct taped to.
EDITORS NOTE: This political satire by Komissar al-Blogunov originally appeared on The Peoples Cube.