Fun facts about Maxine Waters

1. Maxine Waters wears James Brown’s energizer wig, from which she derives all her power. Pulling the wig off instantly puts her to sleep, while her staff places it on a special charger.

2. Her 43rd congressional district in California is shaped like a penis. She loves it, even though she hasn’t seen it in a long time. She blames the Republicans and Trump for how it is pointing downward. In her mind the words “The South will rise again” have a whole different meaning.

3. Maxine Waters once refused to save 15% or more by switching to Geico because that would have made her a sellout to corporate interests.

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EDITORS NOTE: This political satire column originally appeared on The Peoples Cube.

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  1. Dave
    Dave says:

    Laughing I almost wet myself posting on twitter this insolent, seditious racist is not only self absorbed but ugly. A very low IQ individual is not fox breaking news yet her ties to public enemy number one CAIR is Hamas and other Islamist organizations of the Muslim Brotherhood Islamic terrorists networks are suppressed and obfuscated by the state ran media and only beginning to surface from the swamp whereupon she is queen of Hades and earth.

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