LEAKED: Democrat Presidential Candidate List for 2020

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Comrades, there is excitement in the air. As we drive out members of the Trump administration and their supporters from restaurants, book stores and shopping malls one can get a whiff of the sweet smell of anarchy.

We have elected a Democratic Socialist to Congress, we must now take time to pick our presidential candidate for 2020.

It is time to put on your pink pussy hats, or burkas, and follow the collective down a new path to confiscate pieces of everything and take prosperity from all of the working class. Freedom and free stuff for everyone! Social justice and equality in the name of the state, forever! What’s in your wallet will be ours, comrades, if we elect the right person, a Facebook approved gender neutral term.

We don’t want to repeat what happened in November 2016. Remember that night of horrors?

Here’s a brief reminder:

There is a growing list of candidates willing and able to fundamentally transform America back to what it was under our exalted leader Barack Hussein Obama. Government must be returned to Washington, D.C. and the Democratic [Socialists] Party of America. There is no room left in our party for those who don’t embrace our core values of violence, hate and bigotry. The basis of our new Democratic [Socialists] Party of America platform is in one word “control.”

The unwashed masses want someone to control them and we stand shoulder to shoulder to do just that.

It is fortuitous that an unnamed fired FBI source has leaked the Democratic [Socialists] Party of America’s short list of presidential candidates to CNN,  MSNBC, CBS, ABC, PBS, the Supreme Leader of Iran Ali Khamenei and President Vladimir Putin.

According to the unnamed fired FBI source, “Once we put a Democratic [Socialist] Party of America we will have more flexibility with Vladimir and the KGB.”

Here is the leaked short list:

  1. Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton [a.k.a. two time loser]
  2. Antifa as a collectivist unit.
  3. David Hogg [once he reaches the age of 35]
  4. Pocahontas [a.k.a. Elizabeth Warren]
  5. Stormy Daniels [a.k.a. Stephanie Gregory Clifford]
  6. Creepy Uncle Joe Biden
  7. A transgender, union working, intersectional candidate mystery candidate [Oprah, Rachel Maddow, Robert DeNiro or Anderson Cooper?].

It is time for us, comrades, to take “control” and name our own Marxist candidate to run for President of the United States. Please take the time to add your presidential hopeful in the comments section. If your nominee found sufficiently Communiste, your recommendation will be added to the list.

Remember comrades, we are rapidly progressing from “RESIST” to “CONTROL” in 2020!

EDITORS NOTE: This political satire by Russian Bot originally appeared in Pravda USA [a.k.a. CNN]. 

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