Washington, D.C. (9-1-2018) While speaking at her father’s funeral, Meghan McCain took a moment of personal privilege to launch an unprecedented verbal assault on New York Governor Andrew Cuomo.
“The America of John McCain has no need to be made great again, because America was always great.” she sobbed. Then, referencing Cuomo’s recent lambasting of President Trump’s infamous slogan, “Make America Great Again”, she blubbered, “How dare you claim that, ‘…it was never that great’,.. you bellicose SOB… you have some nerve… Are you listening, Cuomo…creep!”
Governor Cuomo, stunned and seemingly in shock, was carried away by an angry mob and tossed down the steps of the Washington National Cathedral.
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EDITORS NOTE: This political satire column by Captain Craptek originally appeared on The Peoples Cube.