Democrat Party Adopts 2020 Slogan: ‘We’re 1/1024th American,’ Trump responds

According to unnamed CNN sources the Democratic Party has decided upon its slogan to take back the White House in 2020. President Trump has already launched his “Keep America Great” campaign. Democrats what to show their base just how anti-Trump they really are have chosen “We’re 1/1024th American” as their slogan.

CNN’s DNCC unnamed source, code for a senior FBI official, notes:

We must as a party set ourselves apart from the misogynistic, homophobic, Islamophobic, bigoted, racist and hateful Republicans. We have therefore shown in our new slogan that we don’t believe in America and we are not Americans but Democrats. Nor do we believe America was ever great.

Donald J. Trump has made us uncivil and we will remain uncivil until we take back the power we so richly deserve.

Democrats tested the new slogan with its core constituencies and found it to reflect the Democrat Party’s core values and beliefs. Here are samples of the polling data from various key “intersectional groups” within the Democrat Party base with responses:

1. Followers of Bernie Sanders – “Free stuff for everyone until the money runs out, and then your on your own.”
2. Followers of Marx – “We will bury you!” Quote made while pounding fists and shoes on a table.
3. Followers of Mao – “他妈的特朗普” (F**k Trump)
4. Followers of Mohammed – “اللعنة ترامب” (F**k Trump)
5. LGBTQ – See 3 and 4 above.
6. Antifa – See 3, 4 and 5 above.

The spokesperson, a gender and racially neutral term, for the Black Lives Matter movement noted:

We are forming a coalition with our Cherokee brothers, led by Senator Elizabeth Warren, to get out the undocumented non-American vote.

President Trump when asked by CNN’s Jim Acosta about the new Democrat Party slogan said, “Who?”

Eric Bolling on Twitter showcased an Elizabeth Warren for President campaign sign:

James Woods‏ @RealJamesWoods tweeted this:

Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) tweeted:

Breaking wind from CNN! Washington Redskins announce name change to the “Warrens”

It’s going to be an interesting presidential primary in 2020. Make sure to make your reservations, no pun intended.

EDITORS NOTE: This political satire column by Russian Bot originally appeared in the undocumented I’m Not An American magazine.

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