It’s Next Tuesday already: Automatic Hate Speech Disabler

Glorious news from our labs here at the State Science Institute. This is not a project I’ve been personally involved in — I specialize in warming my globes in front of an open fireplace — but our Comrades two buildings over from me deserve credit for this important work:

Two Brains Are Better Than One: AI and Humans Work to Fight Hate

An Artificial Intelligence tool being developed by our Top Scientists in conjunction with the Anti-Capitalism Defamation League called the “Online Hate Index” will allow our Comrades at Twitter, Facebook, Google and others to prevent any “Hate Speech*” from ever appearing on Social Media, thereby keeping the thoughts of The People pure.

This important Tool is already keeping The People from hearing nary a discouraging word about Socialism.

* Defined as: “any thought, idea, criticism, naysaying or other hooliganism that casts doubt on Socialism or any of the Dear Leaders who are fighting the Great Evil of Capitalism.” Anything from “there are only two genders” to “Make America Great Again” qualifies.

Red Square notes:

The answer is best expressed through the following musical composition from our bottomless archives…

All they got is hate, All they got is hate,
All they got is hate, hate. Hate is all they bleed
All they got is hate. (All together now).
All they got is hate. (Everybody).
All they got is hate, hate. Hate is all they bleed
Hate is all they bleed
Hate is all they bleed
(Oh yeah)
(They hate him, yeah, yeah, yeah)
(They hate him, yeah, yeah, yeah)

And lest we forget this:

Love and Hate: Instructional Video

EDITORS NOTE: This political satire with images by Mikhail Lysenkomann originally appeared on The Peoples Cube.

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