VIDEO: I Want A New Drudge (People's Karaoke)

I want a new Drudge
One that ain’t losing clicks
One that wont make me gnash my teeth
Or cater to … old peaceniks
I want a new Drudge
One that wont be misled
One that wont be all filled with lies
And make my eyes see red

One that’ll be impervious
To Deep State point of view
One that makes me feel like
I’m dealing with real news
And I’m disowning you

I want a new Drudge
One that wont bail
One that wont .. push WaPo
Or the Daily Mail
I want a new Drudge
One that wont go astray
One that wont link to New York times
One that wont bash Trump all day

One that wont disservice
The right wing point of view
One that makes me feel
Like its not part of a coup

Cause I bemoan the coup
And you will own the coup, Matt babe

I want a new Drudge
One that wont veer left
One that wont make feel betrayed
One that wont make me feel bereft
I want a new Drudge
One that wont sell out
One that wont crawl for Google bucks
Or do Deep STATE fake out

One that wont desert us
Drown us in fake news
One that makes me feel like
It differs from Yahoo

I’ve out grown Yahoo
I’ve out grown you too, yeah