Coronavirus Tips for High-Ranking Party Members

We’ve got ourselves a nice crisis here, it would be a shame if something happened to it. In these glorious times, our foremost advice to all high-ranking Party members is to keep talking about the pandemic until Trump’s presidency falls on its back and dies like the coronavirus victim that it is.

Since Trump’s reelection depends on a strong economy, we must by all means paralyze all economic activity, causing massive scale bankruptcies and layoffs until the economy falls on its back and dies like the coronavirus victim that it is.

We must educate the population about how beneficial it is to submit to a total government control, without which they’ll face certain death – until their liberty falls on its back and dies like the coronavirus victim that it is.

Our manufactured 2008 crisis had already brought Obama to the White House. America somehow survived then, but let us all make sure it doesn’t survive this one. Not letting this manufactured crisis go to waste is now our election strategy in 2020.

For your own safety, do not confuse these with mandatory coronavirus tips for the low-ranking Party members posted here.

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EDITORS NOTE: This political satire by Red Square on The Peoples Cube is republished with permission. © All rights reserved.

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