WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a somber address on Tuesday, Nancy Pelosi thanked millions of aborted babies for sacrificing their lives for women’s rights.
“Thank you 60 million babies, for sacrificing your life for the noble cause of reproductive healthcare,” she began. “Because of you, and because of millions of activists around the world who came out to abort their children and fight for abortion rights, the world will remember you.”
Sources say that over 60 million unborn children have been brutally killed since the 1973 Roe V. Wade decision, which has resulted in the spread of reproductive choice for women as well as rapists all around the world. “They did not die in vain,” said Pelosi.
In additional comments, Pelosi also expressed gratefulness for the babies who have died for the noble cause of Democrat fundraising.
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