Bravo New York Times!

What a fantastic headline today, at the Old Gray Lady. The Trump tax evasion scandal, way to grab on to what is the essential news going on in America right now. Pulitzer Prize worthy actually. I mean after all the millions spent on the investigation, to come up with the CFO, not claiming fringe benefits on his tax return is just brilliant. What an unbiased, objective piece. President Trump is a racist!

Of course, as usual the radical right is all over this. They are calling it just the latest witch hunt and the latest attempt to smear President Trump. Wasted Millions spent to go along with the wasted money on 2 ridiculous, merit less impeachment attempts.

It really seems like the left is a bit upset with all the positive response President Trump has been receiving. Pointing to the absolute horrible start to the Harris administration. Trying to keep the spotlight off the cognitively challenged President and his horribly incompetent sidekick and caretaker Kamala. I think they have been doing phenomenal, wouldn’t you agree Deano? I mean sans the border, inflation, constant rioting (I mean peaceful protests), assault on our great law enforcement, Antifa, becoming energy dependent, over 50 executive orders (after Joey preaching bipartisanship and unity), creating the greatest racial divide since Barack Hussein Obama, pushing ridiculous programs and money under the quise of infrastructure or covid relief. Well, all I can say to that is, President Trump is a racist!

I mean where does the AG Letitia James find the time for these investigations with the Andy Cuomo debacle front and center, the radical right asks? They say, with the cornucopia of charges against Ole Andy, how does she do it? She is obviously a human dynamo, what a workaholic.

Speaking of Andy, your non coverage of ALL these accusations has been magnificent. I mean to keep President Trump front and center, while ignoring the litany of charges against Andy is phenomenal, professional journalism. They will never be able to accuse you Deano, or The Times of yellow journalism. Bravo, Deano, just bravo.

Any word from me too or possibly Alyssa Milano, you know voicing their outrage at Andy Cuomo, for all the sexual harassment charges. I mean, the way they did against President Trump. It may be time to dust off those pink hats and march around the state Capitol up in Albany. If they remain quiet, it would just reek of selective outrage, aimed at certain individuals and political affiliations. We wouldn’t want that, would we Deano?
Maybe you could reach out to Joy Behar for comment, she seems to be very objective and reasonable. Just a lovely individual through and through. I still say Mr. Behar is the luckiest man in the world, as he gets to see that happy, joyful face everyday.

Well, that’s it for today Deano. I guess you will be heading out to your estate in Larchmont, California for the long weekend. I don’t want to mention the holiday for fear of being construed as a racist. Maybe you could head over to Malibu and stick your toes in the sand. Possibly hook up with Patrisse Cullors, former cofounder of BLM. She must have plenty of time since her resignation from BLM after her recent purchase of her own million dollar estate out there in California.

You know, I myself am in the market for a home in California. I mean, just to move there due to their incredible political policies and political leaders is reason enough. To have Nancy Pelosi, Gavin Newsom, Adam Schiff, etc leading the way, it would be a dream come true for me. If they could only entice Andy Cuomo, Chuckie Schumer, Warren Wilhelm, oops, I mean Billy Deblasio, and Jerry Nadler, to head out there, that would be nirvana.

Here is my problem Deano. I understand this is a very affluent community, Larchmont that is. But alas, I am not, so I may qualify for section 8 housing. Is there much section 8 housing in your community Deano? I’m sure you would be wide open to that, maybe I could qualify. Well anyway, I’ll shoot you my personal info, so that if any homes open up on your block, you could give me a heads up.

Keep up the spectacular apolitical, unbiased reporting over at the Old Gray Lady. How those hacks at those propaganda driven news outlets live with themselves is beyond me. They must have no conscience, eh Deano? You and your paper are a fantastic example to our children, such integrity. Kudos, on a job well done.

This phase was made popular by Kamala…isn’t she just precious? Also, let’s try and have less coverage to the myriad of charges against Andy ……..if that is even possible?

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