Good day Deano,
I hope today finds you well, in your duties as Executive Editor of the esteemed New York Times. I see that you have been busy reporting on the stellar job done by Brandon and his administration recently. As usual, it has been one outstanding accomplishment after another the last few weeks. Of course our adversaries, that radical right wing, has been doing its best to discredit and besmirch Joey and his top notch administration. Thank heavens for your ever unbiased, apolitical news coverage over there at Pravda, I mean the Times. Reading through your headlines, I almost never see any negative reports about the Brandon/Harris (she is still the installed VP, right?) installed administration, so the Conservatives must be spewing propaganda………right Deano? Let’s take a look at some of Joey and his teams recent major accomplishments.
Joey’s European Vacation
American press corps were again outraged that they were shut out. Washington Times reporter Jeff Murdock, was quoted saying, “this is an embarrassment to the freedom of the press.” He also pointed to the cowardly shifting of blame to the Vatican, by the ever honest, Jen Goebbels Psaki, in regards to press access.
Well, Joey put everyone at ease. He said the Pope told him he was a good Catholic. Calls to the Pontiff’s staff to ascertain if the Pope actually said this, went unanswered. Well, I don’t know about you Deano, but Brandon’s word is good enough for me, I mean when have you ever heard him lie………well, we better scratch that. The good thing is the meeting lasted 90 minutes, much longer than usual that sitting Presidents have with the Pontiff. There is that vigor and endurance Joey shows constantly, as shown earlier this year with him crawling up plane stairs, repeatly, I might add. Even though reportedly, a majority of the time was spent in the Vatican bathroom for some reason. Maybe Joey had a bad cannoli.
Conservatives asked their liberal counterparts about the absurdity of 118 private jets coming to a CLIMATE SUMMIT; you know, to address climate issues and fossil fuel emissions, the infamous carbon footprint – and not to mention little Joey having an 85 FOSSIL FUEL driven car/suv entourage drive him around. The right wingers point once again to the blatant liberal hypocrisy and double standard, which all have become accustomed to with this installed administration. When asked to comment on this, the administration replied….President Trump is a racist!
Off to Scotland
On to the actual meeting of the minds, at the actual United Nations Climate Change Conference. This again is where Joey said, “climate change is the greatest threat to America’s national security!” Again, some might say, that is actually Russia, China, Iran, North Korea, or the aforementioned debacles. Well, Joey went in with representatives from all over the world to plead his case.
But alas, it was not meant to be. With the entire world watching Joey aka Brandon felt this was time to catch up on some sleep, until an aide had to rouse him and say Mr. installed President, it is not nap time yet. Sources say, his first concern was if he had missed Matlock.
The right points out that this feeble, inept puppet who was obviously installed to push a progressive Socialist agenda, by those behind the scenes is a (dangerous) laughingstock on display for the entire world to see. They again call for “Dr” Jill to be arrested for elder abuse. Once again Deano old sport, I saw no mention of this major faux pas in your renowned NY Times. I venture to say that if we switched him out with say, President Trump for instance, you may have had a word or two about it. Ah, The Times always fair and balanced with you at the helm, Mr Dean Baquet, Executive Editor.
Joey Sets China Straight
What’s Up At The Times Deano?
There is so much more, I would like to talk about Deano, but it will have to wait. Maybe next week, we could discuss, AG Garland perjuring himself before Congress. Siccing the KGB, I mean the FBI on Soccer Mom’s questioning CRT and ridiculous mask mandates. Or, Daddy Warbucks Mayorkas basically pleading the fifth or just complete incompetence, before Congress. Or, the 300 Americans still left for dead back In Afghanistan. Or maybe just bacon now costing $10.99 a pound and gas approaching $4.00 a gallon ($5.00, if you are lucky enough to live in California). As I have said before, this administration is tough to keep up with…just so many accomplishments!
On a personal note Deano, I would like to sign off today by paying my respects to my Uncle Bobby Cirino. A military veteran, a 27 year member of the FDNY, a great family man, and a truly great Uncle, who passed recently. May he Rest In Peace, he brought lots of love, joy and laughter to all. Incidentally Deano, he was also a big fan of your publication, the esteemed NY Times. Yep, whenever, he brought home a puppy or new parakeet cage, he would tell me to go out and get a copy of the NY Times!