I, Psaki

A remnant of the Obama administration, Jen Psaki has mastered the art of shamelessly dissembling before a largely friendly press corps and has proven relentless in her efforts of omit or distort facts, spin events, highlight the inconsequential and diminish the consequential.

But this soulless android in the service of the Biden administration may have, indirectly through misdirection or incidentally by disinformation, broken all three laws of Robotics:

First Law

A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
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Second Law

A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
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Third Law

A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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And on and on…

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EDITORS NOTE: This column by Colonel Obyezyana on The Peoples Cube is republished with permission. ©All rights reserved.

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