Missions Accomplished – History Revisioned

It took only 1,857 days (or, for those who are counting – 160,444,800 seconds, or… 2,674,080 minutes, or… 44,568 hours) but our moment has come! President Hillary has finally bestowed upon us what was rightfully ours…. Her VICTORY speech of November 8, 2016!

Hillary Clinton Chokes Up as She Reads Parts of the Victory Speech

Our moment was stolen from us. But, as the great American philosopher/thespian Jeffrey Goldblum has so eloquently said…

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If there’s one thing history has taught us, it’s that liberalism will not be contained. Liberalism breaks free, it expands to new territories, and crashes through barriers painfully, maybe even dangerously, but, uh, well, there it is…. Life finds a way

And so here we are. The world of last Tuesday is now the world of next Tuesday.

But we cannot stop here, comrades. This shall not be a one and done. We must take this revisionism and correct all the wrongs of the world. We must reshape history in our own image.

I have begun a list of revisionism events for which the record must be corrected. Please join me in compiling a list of historic wrongs you expect to be corrected. Because the future deserves our past.

• Joe Biden Delivers Speech as if he knows who Joe Biden is
• Hunter Biden Sells Art Masterpiece
• AOC delivers brilliant remarks
• Kamala Harris voted Boss of the Year by White House staff
• Bill Clinton waves finger saying he did have sexual relations with that woman
• Jen Psaki circles back
• Transpo-Pete working diligently
• Chris Cuomo named head of CNN Worldwide
• Kyle Rittenhouse sentenced to life in prison for double murder
• King George III celebrated throughout the American colonies

EDITORS NOTE: This column by El Presidente on The Peoples Cube is republished with permission. All rights reserved.

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