How Jill Biden Describes Each Ethnicity

Jill Biden recently referred to Latino people as “Breakfast Tacos,” eschewing the more politically correct term, “Brxxkfst Txcxs.” Despite her faux pas, this isn’t the first time she’s used colorful language to describe some ethnicities. Here are most of the other times:

“Italians are a basket of free breadsticks at Olive Garden.”

“The Irish are a variety pack of 12 different beers.”

“White people are a rainbow of different mayonnaises.”

“The Chinese are like a delightful assortment of fortune cookies.”

“Pakistanis are like a bountiful selection of different Slurpees at 7-Eleven.”

“Black people are clean and articulate.”

“Scottish people are a boiled sheep’s stomach filled with heart, liver, and lungs. Yum!”

“The English are a cheeky bunch of fish heads sticking out of a diverse pie.”

“The Greeks are beautiful, spinning cones of gyro meat, twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.”

“The French are a wonderfully woven tapestry of various baguettes.”

“Canadians are a diverse group of very polite maple syrups.”

“Indians are a large menu of different curry that smells weird but tastes really good and a little too spicy and then you regret eating the next day.”

“Japanese people are like one big melting pot of fried rice. Or is that the Chinese? I get my yellows mixed up sometimes.”

“Saudi Arabians are like one giant kabob with different diverse kinds of meat wedged on there.”

In a collaboration with The Babylon Bee, Professor Gorb McStevens lists all the countries where communism hasn’t turned into a totalitarian hellscape where you have to eat your dog.