The Secret Service Must Replace Politically Correct Estrogen With Testosterone

The Secret Service clown show is led by incompetent Director and woke feminist Kimberly Cheatle. She was appointed by installed Marxist Joe Biden and was not subject to Senate confirmation.

She reports directly to the corrupt Marxist Secretary of Homeland Security (Keep our borders open) Alejandro Mayorkas who frequently blocked requests from the Trump team to increase his security posture.

Kimberly Cheatle’s Diversity, Equity and Inclusion (DEI) vision is to replace 30% of the Secret Service by 2030 with short estrogen powder puff women wearing Homeland Security approved red lipstick, vice the powerful testosterone strength and unlimited energy of tall male security agents that were perhaps once trained as former Navy SEALs.

President Trump stands around 6 feet 4 inches tall and 3 of his DEI approved Secret Service female agents stood about 5 feet 3 inches tall making it impossible for them to shield his body as the designated bullet catchers.

The liberal Marxist fake media are criticizing Trump for standing up and fist bumping the sky showing the American people he was fine and still fighting for our Republic. His display of strength and intestinal fortitude has secured his place in history alongside General Patton and George Washington.

It was very apparent to us Americans and our enemies that the three female secret service agents protecting Trump had no strength to pull him to safety so he was exposed way too long to the unknown threat facing him.

The reason we could see Trump so clearly was the fact his 3 female DEI approved Secret Service agents even if they wore Lady Gaga style high heels could did not reach Trumps shoulder level making it impossible for them to smother his body to adequately protect him.

The female secret service agents continued to display their total incompetence to the world including our enemies as they could not even return their tax payer funded Glock G19 Gen Mos service pistols to their holsters correctly perhaps in fear of chipping a freshly manicured fingernail adorned with tiny stars and hearts.

The very scared females were very quick though to adjust their Ralph Aviator sunglasses without smudging their lipstick and eye shadow.

The do nothing Republican led Uni-Party has failed Trump even as they now plan to introduce a bill to enhance Secret Service protection for Biden, Trump and RF Kennedy jr. Always a day late and a trillion dollars over budget.

A do nothing Republican-led House Oversight Committee will also speak with Secret Service Director Cheatle on July 22nd 2024 regarding her massive security failure. Let’s see if she even shows up without a subpoena.

The Republicans will probably offer her warm milk and cookies to keep her calm. Right now though she is hiding at home in her Holiday Inn Express Bath-towel and Minnie Mouse socks under her desk adorned with photos of Biden and Obama fearful of a press conference.

The Republican led Congress should already be voting to defund her paycheck not hosting another waste of tax payer money funded oversight meeting.

As for the female Secret Service Agents that needed a mini step ladder to be effective bullet catchers to protect Trump, perhaps Fox News can hire them as reporters for their morning shows. They certainly had the right mini skirts and hair styles to qualify.

Our Republic is under a massive threat from incompetence, political correctness and Marxist ideology and Trump is now designated as indestructible by the American people with divine intervention and he will soon fix our country.

My prayers go out to the family who lost a father and loved one due to Secret Service DEI incompetence.

On a positive note though I do I vomit each time I hear a moronic politician state we are a democracy not a republic keeping my stomach flushed as we press onward.

©2024. Geoff Ross. All rights reserved.

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