The Orwellian Mentally Challenged United Nation’s WIPO Bans the words Midwife, Lumberjack and Fisherman

Dear United Nations World Intellectual Property Organization (WIPO) headquartered in New York City.

It has come to our understanding that the United Nations governing your organization has banned a group of words and WIPO is now prohibited from using them in future adjudications, cases and correspondence.

Well, we are a group of lumberjacks here in upstate New York but the United Nations has now banned the word “lumberjack” from your approved WIPO word list so how do we communicate with you ?

We also have two Englishmen here working on site cutting down trees but the United Nations has also banned the word “Englishman” from its approved list of words. Another problem right ?

We also have dogs with us which we classify as our “man’s best friend” but this expression too has been banned by the United Nations. So what do we call our dogs now?

After work we also go fishing to relax but the United Nations has also banned the word fishermen. Seriously.

My lumberjack workmate, well his mom is a midwife and she delivers lots of babies but the United Nations has also just banned the word “midwife”.

They, the UN, have renamed the word midwife to birth attendant. Very strange right very Orwellian ?

The United Nations is saying that masculine-specific terms give an impression that women do not posses certain skills so the UN is banning these words and phrases and forms of expression.

Well, we masculine guys that know which bathroom to use are warning the United Nations your days are numbered roosting in New York City trying to oppress and destroy the very fabric of the masculine male.

It would be in your best interest to leave the United States sooner rather than later and relocate to some gay friendly feminine country like Saudi Arabia.

The United Nations is a communist, irrational and mentally deranged organization that does not belong in this republic let alone take our American tax payers money for your insane political agenda and ideology.

So we masculine male lumberjacks here in upstate New York with our mans best friends look forward to Donald Trump returning to the White House so with the stroke of a pen you United Nations Commie retards will be defunded and removed from the United States.

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