‘Timmy Got Issues’: Edgar The Puppet’s Rap Debut | MUSIC VIDEO OUT NOW

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Get ready for the biggest rap beef since Biggie and Tupac. Edgar the Puppet is throwing down bars, and he’s coming right for Lil’ Timmy Walz.

Check out Edgar’s rap debut with the world premier of “Timmy Got Issues.”

You might remember Edgar’s hilarious off-color antics on the streets of D.C. But interviewing college students and DNC protesters wasn’t enough for this flame-throwing puppet. Now, he’s back with a vengeance and has some bigger fish to fry.

Lil’ Timmy thought he could get away with claiming to be a combat veteran, but Edgar’s calling him out.

“Your story’s so fake, ain’t even got a memoir / Now you ain’t nothin’ but Kamala’s ‘Stolen Valor’ Czar.”

Timmy thought no one would notice he put tampons in the boy’s bathroom, but Edgar knows who the real “weirdo” is in this election cycle.

“Who is the weirdo? Mr. Creepy Grandpa? / You’re like Mr. Magoo, giving little boys tampons.”

Don’t forget Walzy’s record kissing up to China.

“Tiananmen Timmy, kissin’ the booty of Xi Jinping / Sure loves them commies, gettin’ wined and dined by the CCP.”
The Daily Caller chased Edgar down backstage where he gave us an exclusive comment: “I wanted to make a shallow cash grab on the Kendrick vs Drake beef and thought I needed a proper target. Well, there’s no one more deserving than Tim Walz, who is the ultimate weenis.”
Watch the full music video for “Timmy’s Got Issues” now to catch every epic diss, and subscribe to Edgar’s Youtube page to keep up with all his hilarious antics!

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Gage Klipper

Commentary and analysis writer.

EDITORS NOTE: This Daily Caller column is republished with permission. ©All rights reserved.

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