CALIFORNIA: A Democrat Congressional Candidate Pledges to Put Zionists in Camps and Castrate Them

Maureen Galindo is a sex therapist. But that’s not the most bizarre thing about her. It’s her… what’s the mot juste? Yes, her antisemitism, so extreme that it puts Nick Fuentes and Tucker Carlson and Roger Waters and Ye in the shade. She wants to lock up and castrate “Zionists” who are responsible for most of the world’s pedophilia. She wants to take on and defeat the mighty Zionists who, she assures us, control all the banks, and all the media, and just about everything, though she is keeping mum on just how she, all by her lonesome, intends to do this. More on this future member of the Laughing Academy can be found here: “Texas Dem candidate faces backlash over pledge to jail ‘American Zionists’ in ICE center,” by Michael Starr, Jerusalem Post, May 20, 2026:

After pledging to convert an ICE detention center into a prison for Zionists, Texas’s 35th congressional district Democratic primary candidate Maureen Galindo faced backlash from critics within her party and assured that her position did not mean putting all Jews into internment camps.

In a Thursday social media post, Galindo promised to write legislation that proclaimed Zionism antisemitic, and promised to turn the Karnes County Immigration Processing Center into a prison for “American Zionists and former Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers.”

“It will also be a castration processing center for pedophiles, which will probably be most of the Zionists,” Galindo added.

She explained in the same Instagram post that ICE officers and Zionists would be imprisoned because they controlled human trafficking in South Texas, and rejected any claims of antisemitism against her because Zionists were fake Jews committing against the indigenous Jews, “the Semites.”

She can’t be accused of antisemitism, according to Ms. Galindo, because she is just against “Zionists” who are “fake Jews,” people who for some reason — god only knows what — decided to settle in little Israel even though they control the whole world and could have settled, say, in the posher parts of Paris and London, which is where, come to think of it, not Zionists, but rich Arabs from the Gulf like to live.

“[Democratic primary candidate] Johnny Garcia is paid by Zionist terrorism and trafficking: Israel, ICE, and Prison industry profits,” Galindo said of her election opponent. “Johnny Garcia is being paid to put Jews and Mexicans in concentration camps via Zionist trafficking networks.”

A little confusing here: Johnny Garcia is her opponent in the Democratic primary for the 35th Congressional District in Texas. He’s a Mexican-American. But he is being paid — by “Zionists” — to put Jews and Mexicans into concentration camps. I’ve lost the plot at the point — why are “Jews and Mexicans” being put into concentration camps, and where are those camps, and why do Zionists, who already control everything, give a damn about imprisoning those other people? And would Maureen Galindo be willing to take time from her busy practice as a sex therapist to take us to one of those concentration camps so we can see for ourselves what those Zionists are doing? And why don’t those Zionists put people such as herself in concentration camps? Or have they tried, and Maureen managed to escape using her magic ray-gun?

Bexar County Sheriff’s Deputy Garcia responded in a video statement on Tuesday, saying that comments about jailing based on their beliefs and targeting Jewish community members had no place in the Democratic Party. He accused a Republican PAC of funding Galindo and called on Republicans to take ownership of her comments….

There is a mysterious Republican PAC that has been recently been contributing modest sums to Galindo’s campaign. Apparently their goal is to promote her precisely because she is so crazy, and will split the Democratic vote between the crazy and the really crazy. She is in the latter group.

Galindo defended her statements in a Tuesday video, arguing that wanting to put “billionaire Zionists” in prison was not the same as proposing putting all Jews in internment camps. She explained that Jews were distinct from Zionists, who wanted to create “white supremacist religion [sic] states.”…

Okay, the only people who are going to be put in those concentration camps are those “billionaire Zionists” who already control the whole world, which means it will be impossible to arrest them, or to keep them locked up. They’ll just bribe the guards.

On Tuesday, she also said that a vote for Garcia was a vote for a “continued Zionist takeover of San Antonio AI Surveillance Prison state.” She also suggested that Garcia should be tried for treason because he supposedly “took money from Israel.”

Still wondering why those Zionists need to“continue” to take over the San Antonio Al Surveillance Prison state? Don’t they already control it? And do Texans realize that they are living in an “AI Surveillance Prison state”? Do you think Maureen Galindo, sex therapist, has any idea what AI — Artificial Intelligence — is? Who will overthrow that “surveillance state” and free the people of Texas from the AI Zionists who are holding them in thrall? And who controls AI?

ICE is trained by the IDF, and the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) was based in Israel, Galindo said in a Texas Public Radio interview, and she claimed that Israel could conduct a genocide in the US and take over the country.

Help me out here, Maureen. Why does the IDF have to train ICE when we have 2.1 million men and women under arms in this country? And if Israel “could conduct a genocide” in the U.S., what’s it waiting for? If Israel is absolute evil, why doesn’t it just go for broke? And what about Israel “taking over” the United States? I hate to keep asking about this, but I thought the Zionists already controlled the whole world. Please explain.

“They run the Epstein networks, and they control DHS, because that was the whole point of DHS and ICE – for the Israelis to occupy America with a domestic military,” the politician said in a May 8 Instagram post.

What are the Epstein networks run by the Zionists? Is Prince Andrew part of that network? Is Bill Gates? Is Donald J. Trump? And if the Israelis are using “a domestic military” — consisting of those who work for ICE and the DHS — to take over America, are they going to be able to defeat the American military? ICE has 22,000 officers and agents. DHS has 80,000 officers. But the American military has 2.1 million men and women under arms.

Journalists contacting the politician about her remarks were part of a “billionaire Zionist” media network that also controlled drug and weapon trafficking in Texas, she said on May 12….

Anyone in the media who questions her, anyone who wants to write about her, anyone who might have the slightest doubts about her sanity, immediately becomes part of a “billionaire Zionist” media network; that network, by the way, controls drug and weapons trafficking in Texas. How does Maureen Galindo know all this? She must have an extensive network of informers, who are helping her identify and root out those “billionaire Zionists” who apparently are afraid of only one person — Maureen Galindo.

Of course she is getting support. Lunatics all over the country now have one of their own to elect. Roger Waters will write a song for her. Ye will design a sneaker. Nihad Awad of CAIR will invite her to address their annual conference on the theme of “Wake Up, America! It’s Later Than You Think!”

And then, in a year or two, when no one is paying her any attention, Maureen Galindo will be quietly admitted to the Laughing Academy of her choice. I think she’ll be there for quite a while.

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