Good day Deano, I hope today finds you well at your desk as the Executive Editor of the iconic New York Times. Well, Joey has sure been in the spotlight lately, with his lightning fast, decisive decision making, and leadership skills. Is there anything this man can’t do? I do have one question though Deano. […]
Good day Deano, I hope today finds you well at your desk, as the Executive Editor of the iconic New York Times. It seems as though the entire world is spinning out of control with bad news these days. That is why I turn to your ever honest and trustworthy tabloid to get all your […]
Good day Deano, You must be beaming with great pride at your desk as Executive Editor of the iconic New York Times. The reason of course, is due to the outstanding performance the other night by Joey. Boy did he knock it out of the park or what Deano? We’ll have to touch on some […]
Good day Deano, I hope today finds you well at the desk as the Executive Editor of the esteemed New York Times. I am glad that we have been able to speak so often about the major accomplishments of the Harris-Biden administration. I think the American people need to hear the truth, and nobody exudes […]
Good day Dean “Deano” Baquet, Executive Editor of the New York Times, I hope today finds you well over at your desk at esteemed NY Times. There certainly is a lot in the news these days, huh sport? There seems to be quite the contrast in the news coverage though, even more than usual. We […]
How goes it this morning Deano, old sport? I hope today finds you, the lovely Dylan and young Ari well. So much going on already this morning. Joey, the Great Negotiator Yet, there is a new scenario developing in regards to the Russia/Ukraine border standoff. After the Harris administrations numerous (erroneous) Russian invasion dates, we […]
Good morning Dean “Deano” Baquet, I hope today finds you well at your post as the Executive Editor of the iconic New York Times. There is just so much in the news these days, eh Deano? I would like to touch on a few issues: starting with your paper’s reporting style and opinion writers, as […]
Good day Dean “Deano” Baquet, I hope today finds you well, at your desk as the Executive Editor of the acclaimed New York Times. We haven’t spoken in a while, so I thought we could touch on a few of Joey’s and his stellar administration’s recent accomplishments. Frankly, it is tough to keep up with […]
Good morning Deano, Hey buddy, I hope today finds you well. I wanted to touch on a few troubling issues that I observed while pursuing the TV this morning. I happened to come across the radical right extremist Maria Bartiromo’s morning show. Oh my Deano, I think they must be altering their film clips to […]
Good day Jimmy Bob Acosta and CNN staff, I would just like to congratulate Jimmy Bob Acosta on his Pulitzer Prize winning article regarding elected President Trump’s lying. The one titled, Drowning in Lies: Trump and his allies. What a fair, unbiased, even-keeled article by Ole Bob. But, I guess that has always been his […]
Good day Deano, I hope the new year finds you well at your job as Executive Editor of the prestigious New York Times. I’d like to touch on some of the stunning achievements of the Harris administration. I feel it is my duty as a patriotic American since the radical right is trying to besmirch […]
Good day Deano, I hope today finds you well, Dean Baquet, Executive Editor of the esteemed New York Times. The same to you AG Sulzberger, publishing scion to same said news outlet. I thought, as we are in the midst of this beloved Christmas (oops sorry, holiday season), whew, that was close—we should reflect on […]
Good morning Deano, Slushy, Well, it’s back to the grindstone over there at Pravda, I mean the distinguished NY Times. It was great to see Joey eating some ice cream up in Nantucket, while vacationing at major political donor, Ron Perlman’s $30 million dollar estate. It was a real Currier and Ives moment, eh Deano. […]
Good day Deano, I hope today finds you well, in your duties as Executive Editor of the esteemed New York Times. I see that you have been busy reporting on the stellar job done by Brandon and his administration recently. As usual, it has been one outstanding accomplishment after another the last few weeks. Of […]
Good day Deano, I hope today finds you in good spirits. As usual, I would like to commend you on the outstanding work you do as the executive editor of the prestigious New York Times. You are the epitome of unbiased, fair and balanced, apolitical reporting. As he typically does, Joey has been working at […]