Good morning Deano, Slushy, Well, it’s back to the grindstone over there at Pravda, I mean the distinguished NY Times. It was great to see Joey eating some ice cream up in Nantucket, while vacationing at major political donor, Ron Perlman’s $30 million dollar estate. It was a real Currier and Ives moment, eh Deano. […]
Good day Deano, I hope today finds you well, in your duties as Executive Editor of the esteemed New York Times. I see that you have been busy reporting on the stellar job done by Brandon and his administration recently. As usual, it has been one outstanding accomplishment after another the last few weeks. Of […]
Good day Deano, I hope today finds you in good spirits. As usual, I would like to commend you on the outstanding work you do as the executive editor of the prestigious New York Times. You are the epitome of unbiased, fair and balanced, apolitical reporting. As he typically does, Joey has been working at […]
Well it seems that Joey is now doing his live (with enlarged teleprompter, of course,) speeches in a duplicate oval office across the way from the authentic Oval Office. It comes with some nice scenery of the fake rose garden in the background, with lovely children’s desks for Joey and his sometime guests. I’m pretty […]
Good day Deano, I hope today finds you well today over at The New York Times, as their executive editor. Well, it has been a busy couple of weeks over there on Capitol Hill. Our elected officials are trying to iron out details of the $3,500,000,000,000 reconciliation bill. This of course is tied to (held […]
Good day Deano, I hope today finds you well, over there as the Executive Editor at the NYTimes. Well it has been another banner week or so for the Harris/Biden administration. The hits just keep on coming for what is being called, possibly, the greatest installed Presidency in history. I ask, is there anything this […]
I hope today finds you well, overseeing all the news, that is fit to print over at The NY Times. The news seems to be nonstop these days with human dynamo Joey at the helm. Successful policy, after successful policy by Ole Joe and his crackerjack crew…..well, maybe successful isn’t exactly the right word. HARRIS/BIDEN […]
I am trying to wrap my head about what has transpired over the last month or so, in regards to the withdrawal/collapse in Afghanistan. While I usually defer to the bastions of fair, unbiased reporting such as The Times, or CNN….I just don’t know if I can in this case. MILITARY DEBACLE You see the […]
It seems that the Afghanistan debacle seems to be at the forefront of Joey’s agenda this week. That and grade school children wearing masks to school that is. The latter is where Joey is focusing most of his energy these days. Well, we all know Joey’s uncanny ability to multitask, but when he has a […]
VIRUS QUANDARY I hope today finds you well. It sure has been a busy summer so far. Were you able to make it to Barack Hussein’s, for his birthday gala? I believe all guests were given dispensation from the revered “Dr.” Fauci, as far as mask mandates were concerned. I believe the term “sophisticated vaccinated […]
My, it has been a very busy time in the world of politics lately. I had been meaning to write you earlier, but you know how it is, with all these summer activities. Actually, I’m holding out for a last minute invite to Barack Hussein’s 60th birthday gala. I figured I could go green and […]
We’ll, I hope today finds you well Deano. There has been a lot going on since we last spoke. The first thing I would like to comment on is Joey firing on all cylinders at the town hall meeting hosted by the apolitical Don Lemon, esteemed anchor of CNN. He sure held Joey’s feet to […]
What a fantastic headline today, at the Old Gray Lady. The Trump tax evasion scandal, way to grab on to what is the essential news going on in America right now. Pulitzer Prize worthy actually. I mean after all the millions spent on the investigation, to come up with the CFO, not claiming fringe benefits […]
I hope today finds you well. Well, the Harris administration has finally silenced the radical right with Kamala’s historic trip down to the border. There she was at the epicenter of the border catastrophe down in El Paso. Her presence for approximately 90 minutes quelled all the issues she has been avoiding, I mean investigating, […]
I hope today finds you well. Well the radical right is off to the races again. Common targets are the usual suspects, Joey, Kamala and even the face of the Democratic Party, Nancy Pelosi. It seems the right has a habit of asking these annoying questions at all the wrong times. Well, our patriotic leaders […]