Entries by The Peoples Cube

Trump Derangement Syndrome Questionnaire

The following diagnostic test might help all citizens who are suffering from this terrible malady… Maybe you can help some friends or family with this tool. TDS QUESTIONNAIRE V 1.0 Before you take this test, we want to stress that having a mental illness should not make you feel ashamed. Seek professional help if you […]

D.C. Mayor Announces Sweeping Renovations

Following the overwhelming positive response to the creation of “Black Lives Matter Plaza,” Washington D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser has announced plans for further progressive name changes. A CNN poll of protesters in the D.C. Metro area over the weekend revealed near unanimous approval of renaming a portion of 16th Street leading to the White House […]

Coronavirus Tips for High-Ranking Party Members

We’ve got ourselves a nice crisis here, it would be a shame if something happened to it. In these glorious times, our foremost advice to all high-ranking Party members is to keep talking about the pandemic until Trump’s presidency falls on its back and dies like the coronavirus victim that it is. Since Trump’s reelection […]

Joe Biden picks Coronavirus as his 2020 running mate

Whom would Joe Biden choose as his running mate? This question loomed ever since Biden became the apparent 2020 Democratic presidential nominee, and it was finally answered today. Biden and his advisors were looking for a candidate with sufficient name recognition and the ability to bring down Donald Trump’s presidency by canceling his crowded rallies […]

We have a dossier on Rush Limbaugh

For those who have discovered The People’s Cube only recently: we have been following Rush Limbaugh very closely throughout the years and have compiled an impressive Rush Dossier, detailing his many exploits. In lieu of a formal briefing, here are some links all comrades must review and memorize for future reference. You don’t know when, […]

13 Minutes: a Trump era remake of Benghazi’s ’13 Hours’

A Trump era remake of the Benghazi story ’13 Hours’ has just finished filming in Baghdad. Titled ’13 Minutes,’ it chronicles the short period from when the U.S. Marines landed at our Baghdad embassy to when the Iran-backed militias ran away losing their sandals. Starring John Krasinski and Apache helicopters as supporting cast members, the […]

Tiny bits of ISIS: Gunpowder flavored dog food

Tiny bits of ISIS: Gunpowder flavored dog food. For happier, healthier dogs. Hellfire-smoked Bag-h-dadi. Can be used as training treats. This was originally a comment on another thread, but given an overwhelming response on social media, I made it into a standalone topic. Trump shares image of Laika the Space Dog getting a medal EDITORS […]

Pierre Delecto: Mitt Romney reveals his porn star name

If Mitt Romney were to take paid lessons from Carlos Danger, he couldn’t have picked a more upright Twitter handle than Pierre Delecto, which is French/Latin for “Delightful Peter.” The clues were all out there, we just didn’t know how to look. Observe these headlines from recent years: Mitt Romney’s Porn Star Endorsements Mitt Romney and […]

13 things that no one is saying about the Dem Debate 2.2

I haven’t seen so much delusional zealotry since, well, the first installment of the second Democratic debate the previous night. The second installment began with the same conspicuous patriotism and anthem-singing. Only this time, instead of a choir of stray cats, the singer was a completely bald woman in monstrous sunglasses, which aptly foreshadowed the […]

The Alternative Secret History of the World

Excuse me while I question your patriotism, progressive comrades. The Fourth of July is coming and you will not be celebrating it — not with the same thoughts and emotions as the rest of your countrymen. If you have been undermining this country for most of the year, why should this day be different? A […]

Chernobyl HBO Series: The Radiology of the Ideology

Comrades! After having watched with growing indignation all five episodes of the new HBO miniseries, Chernobyl, we feel it is our duty to denounce this show for its counter-revolutionary agitation and to report its creators for slander and sabotage to the proper authorities. OFFICIAL TRAILER:  The show’s many thought crimes against progress and socialism pale […]