Entries by Oleg Atbashian

MABA! A new movement

A new movement has been launched to make Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez a barmaid again.  Due to her being sent to Washington, she no longer has unfettered access to the tip jar at the Flats Fix taqueria. If she could get her barmaid job back to supplement her income, perhaps she could then afford the high rent […]

Glorious posters to support Venezuela’s Democratic Socialism

American workers and peasants! A danger is creeping over the beloved socialist government in Venezuela. A Yankee imperialist coup is about to overthrow their heroic leader, who has a unanimous support of all progressive celebrities and Democratic Socialists in the U.S. It compels us to produce these Party-approved slogans and visual agitation, to be printed […]

And the smirk, don’t forget the smirk

See more at Confederacy of Drones. In a bold move, Robert Mueller expanded his investigative and law enforcement powers to include the authority to read facial expressions and assess fashion statements.  Seeing the potential end to the current Russian collusion investigation, that so far has netted only post-election process violations having nothing to do with collusion, […]

Highway to Hell

Is GLORIOUS day, Comrades! The People’s Republic of Kalifornia has honored His O’liness (PBUH) by naming a highway after him. A shovel-ready project built entirely out of left lanes, like his eight-year term served, from the start point of a Nobel Prize to the unveiling of the Presidential Portrait and funded by rethugglikkan tax dollars donations from citizens, this right left-of-way […]

Gutierrez exposes the shocking origins of Christmas

The House Committee on Intelligence released a shocking report on Thursday largely undermining claims made by the Trump administration about the origins of Christmas. According to Rep. Luis Gutierrez (D-IL), who serves on the Intelligence Committee, the original reason for this season was the granting of political asylum to Jesus by the progressive Egyptian government, and a […]

Entire Democratic Congress Will Run for Presidents in 2020

Capitol Hill — Majority leader House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and minority capo Senator Chuck Schumer announced that Thanksgiving Day shall be cancelled immediately. Schumer said it is a bourgeois invention not befitting a future, socialist America that was first discovered not by Columbus, but by a visionary progenitor of Karl Marx who wanted social justice […]