Entries by The Peoples Cube

Cinco de Amnesty and other glorious news from the Cube

Cinco de Amnesty! Once and Future Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (S-CA) took the opportunity of Cinco de Mayo to call on House Republicans to get behind Amnesty. She exhorted her colleagues across the aisle to “emulate the bravery demonstrated in the battle of Puebla” to find the courage to pass a comprehensive amnesty […]

Racist Offsets now accepted by NAACP

The LA chapter of the NAACP is refunding Donald Sterling’s contributions, for now at least. In a public statement Monday afternoon Chapter President Leon Jenkins said he was open to the idea of talking with Mr. Sterling, to negotiate a price for Racist Offsets no doubt. “God teaches us to forgive, and the way I […]

Vatican Canonizes Two Dead White Guys, Ignores Obama

While some undoubtedly ignorant people today made much ado about the nothing engendered in the Vatican’s redundant elevation of two dead old white males into so-called “sainthood”, reasonable people are asking a more important question: “Why was Barack Obama ignored?” “It is obviously blatant racism,” said a non-white Hispanic writer for the famous and intellectually […]

The real meaning of Soviet agitprop in Jay Carney’s kitchen

As soon as the photograph of Soviet propaganda posters in Jay Carney’s kitchen hit the Internet, right-wing pundits began to draw conclusions about White House Press Secretary’s ideology, morals, and political leanings. It was as if things that a man merely places on his walls and looks at day after day can be any indication of his […]

Soviet agitprop discovered in Jay Carney’s kitchen

Many of you have seen the recently surfaced photograph of White House Press Secretary Jay Carney’s kitchen decorated with two Soviet propaganda posters. And now we can finally take a closer look at the mysterious artwork. In case anyone wants to follow Jay Carney’s example and hang them around their own kitchen, below are the larger, […]

New Mozilla browser called “BackFireFox”

This just in: Mozilla has launched a new browser called BackFireFox. But seriously, folks, what’s the firing of some Mozilla CEO with old-fashioned views on marriage compared to the potential advancements in technology the progressive Mozilla team can unleash once it’s been liberated from this guy’s heteronormative oppression? All Brendan Eich has ever done was […]

Michelle Recalls Surviving American Death Camps

Speaking to a group of awestruck Chinese citizens, Michelle Obama recounted her years of oppression as a victim of racism and how she survived the American extermination camps. “There were laws in America that discriminated against people like me because of the color of our skin,” said Michelle. A sharp inward gasp was heard as the interpreter […]

Manly Obama pictures released to counter shirtless Putin

In order to help toughen President Obama’s image on the international arena, the White House released photographs of a shirtless, muscular U.S. President engaged in various manly activities. Barack Obama appears in these pictures playing golf, riding his daughter’s bicycle, throwing a baseball, and negotiating with Russian President Putin, who seems dismayed by the U.S. […]

SANCTIONED: Obama Banned from Russian Honey Store

Above sign reads: SANCTIONS – US President Barack Obama has been denied the right to enter the Honey Store. Management of the Honey Store First posted in PJ MEdia. Sanctions: them’s fighting words! Some Russians are taking sanctions imposed on their country by the Obama administration with a grain of salt, or a spoon of honey as the case […]

‘RESET’ in Russian means ‘invade Ukraine’

The official ceremony in which US. State Secretary Hillary Clinton presented Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov with a pretty plastic “Reset” button that had a mistranslated Russian word “peregruzka” written in Roman characters, was the first act of the “new and improved” foreign policy of the Obama administration. It happened almost exactly five years ago, […]

A Russian joke behind the Crimean joke about the American joke

Did the Russian intelligence promote Obama from lieutenant to colonel? “I wonder, after the successful campaign of handing over the Crimea, will Barack be promoted to a colonel?” That was the question Tweeted yesterday by the newly elected Prime Minister of Crimea, Sergey Aksyonov, shortly after the Russian-speaking residents of the disputed peninsula voted to leave Ukraine with […]

BREAKING NEWS: Pro-Russian rioters kill and maim Ukrainians in Donetsk

A mob of pro-Russian protesters savagely attacked a pro-Ukrainian rally with clubs, metal rods, rocks, tear gas, and smoke bombs, killing a 22-year-old local man and seriously injuring scores of others Thursday in Lenin Square in Donetsk, an industrial city in eastern Ukraine. According to witnesses, the pro-Ukrainian rally consisted mostly of local men and women, some with children, who […]