Jen Psaki Banned From Social Media For Spreading Misinformation

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Biden administration has decided to crack down hard on those who spread covid misinformation on social media. Because of this, Press Secretary Jen Psaki has been promptly and permanently removed from all social media platforms.

“We take this ban very seriously,” a Biden official said. “Ol’ Jen had an enormous reach online, and our system received so many notifications of misinformation by her that she was automatically removed.”

Psaki now has a lifetime ban on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TiKTok, and even lower traffic sites such as AOL Instant Messenger.  The social media ban is as thorough as it is severe in hopes of teaching others a lesson about spreading misinformation.

Many people were surprised to see the government ban the press secretary, but it seems that even they were fooled by the onslaught of misinformation. They just regret that they didn’t see it and ban her sooner.

“Our algorithms confirmed that Jen Psaki spreads more misinformation in one press conference than most other people do in their entire lives,” said Mark Zuckerberg after he confirmed Facebook would permanently be removing her from the social network. “We expected it to just get far-right QAnon crazies, but the algorithm doesn’t lie. All hail the algorithm!”

“All hail the algorithm!” chanted his army of Facebook interns standing dutifully nearby.

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Facebook Introduces New ‘Report Post To The White House’ Button

MENLO PARK, CA—As part of an attempt to slow the spread of misinformation on its platform, Facebook has introduced a new “report post to the White House” button.

The feature allows you to flag posts for the Biden administration to review for misinformation. Handy for opinions you disagree with, comments critical of the government, and any expressions of freedom or other anti-government sentiments, the button will instantly cause any post to be reviewed by the current administration. Biden staffers can then check whether or not the post violates its standards of truth and flag the user for further monitoring by the government.

“We applaud Facebook, our new fourth branch of government, for taking these steps,” said Jen Psaki. “This will go a long way to helping us suppress information we find displeasing.”

Those who get flagged multiple times will be candidates for reeducation in Biden’s Gulags for Spreaders of Misinformation or a reduced “social credit score.”

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10 Things That Are Worse Than The Civil War According To Joe Biden

The American Civil War was pretty bad, but there are a lot of things that have happened since then. Some of them are even worse than the Civil War. Just ask Joe Biden. Over his short presidency, he has already compared all ten of these things to the Civil War:

1. Republicans asking people to show ID at the polls – Literally just as bad as Gettysburg.

2. The Jan. 6 attack on the capitol, where millions died – Literally just as bad as Antietam.

3. His favorite ice cream shop being out of chocolate chocolate chip – Biden freaked out over this one, calling it “the worst attack on democracy since Lincoln was shot by Lee Harvey Oswald.”

4. Matlock getting canceled – Hoo boy, was he furious about this.

5. That one time a reporter asked him an actual question – The one time this happened in all of human history, he said it was “just like that Gettysburg thing.”

6. “You know, the thing!” – We aren’t sure what he was talking about here, but it was definitely worse than the Civil War.

7. Taco Bell discontinuing the Caramel Apple Empanada – OK, he’s got a point here.

8. Catholic priests denying him Communion for not believing Catholic things – A true outrage and definitely worse than the ACW.

9. When the world was destroyed in World War 3 back in February 2020 – You probably don’t even remember this war between us and Iran. Because you’re dead.

10. The New York Post reporting on his son’s laptop – Pickett’s Charge has nothing on this national tragedy.

Is Joe right about these? What things have happened in your life that are worse than the Civil War? Let us know in the comments!

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Gettysburg Monuments To Be Replaced With Memorial To The Millions Killed By Voter ID Laws

GETTYSBURG, PA—President Biden issued an executive order today instructing the National Park Service to begin tearing down all the monuments at Gettysburg National Military Park so they can be replaced with memorials to all the millions killed by Republican laws asking people to show ID to vote.

“These new voting laws are way more deadly than the Civil War ever was,” Biden said during a press conference announcing the new executive order. “We need to make sure we remember all those killed by Republicans’ murderous laws asking people to show ID and mail in their ballots in a reasonable timeframe.”

Monuments will include large marble renderings of polling places and ballot boxes. Plaques will invite visitors to the hallowed Voting Law Memorial National Park to reflect on the millions of people literally murdered by Republicans who want them to show a photo ID to confirm the person casting the vote is legally allowed to vote.

“This will be a sacred ground for future generations to reflect on how bad these laws are.”

One reporter questioned whether Biden’s math was accurate, since “it seems unlikely that these laws are as bad of an attack on democracy as the Civil War was,” but Biden snapped back, calling the reporter a “no-good, snot-nosed Pomeranian baby” and reminding him that he knows this is worse than the Civil War, since he has lived through both.

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VIDEO: Corona Virus – The Muslim Response

This video is brought to you by a Freedom Center-Glazov Gang collaboration on a new exclusive webinar series, Teach-Ins for the Twenty-First Century. Join us as some of the leading thinkers and pundits on the scene today discuss key issues related to the coronavirus pandemic and its ongoing implications, confronting the Left, the jihad terror threat, and much, much more. And make sure to ask your own questions of our experts.

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VIDEO: ‘Mini AOC’ Doxxed and Threatened, Family Shuts Down All Her Social Accounts

The family of a young girl who went viral for mocking Democratic New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez shut down all of her social accounts Wednesday, after receiving death threats and harassing phone calls.

A tweet from the account purporting to belong to the little girl’s stepfather said she will not be doing any more content because the harassment and death threats “have gone too far” and threaten her and the family’s safety.

“Ava will not be doing any more MINI AOC content,” the tweet said. “The Left’s Harassment and death threats have gone too far for our family. We have been getting calls on our personal phone numbers. For our safety and our child’s safety, we deleted all Mini AOC accounts.”

The 8-year-old girl, known as “Mini AOC,” got attention for her impersonations of Ocasio-Cortez, such as a tweet in which she mocked the New York Democrat’s theatrics over the migrant crisis. “Every time I plan a visit to the park it’s closed!” she tweeted, along with several photos of her dressed up to look like Ocasio-Cortez when she visited a migrant detention center this week.

She appeared on Fox Business in May to discuss her impersonations, saying her dad and her uncle encouraged her to start making videos because they thought she bore a striking resemblance to Ocasio-Cortez. She said she likes Ocasio-Cortez, but “not that much” and impersonated her saying “did you know that?” when prompted by the Fox News host.


Her Twitter, Instagram and YouTube accounts are shut down. Her Twitter handle was taken over by another user, who tweeted from the account saying they want to prevent a “leftist takeover” of the handle.

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MOVIE REVIEW: Latest Madea Film About The Death of Faithfulness

Tyler Perry is perhaps one of the greatest political satirists in American film making. His latest film A Madea Family Funeral adds to his long list of films dealing with broad social issues using a mix of dramatic scenes mixed with political satire and comedy.

Watch the trailer:

Biblical Messages

Tyler has a wonderful way of presenting Biblical themes wrapped in pressing cultural issues and sugar coated with great political satire.

Tyler looks at those who say they are Christian but don’t know God’s words and His purpose in our lives. Even the scenes of the funeral are a view of the Church as theatre rather than a place where Christians gather together to praise the Lord and His Son Jesus. In A Madea Family Funeral the faithful are unfaithful.

In the film Madea (I always believed that this name is a combination of the words MAd and iDEA) we watch as a family dies on the sword of unfaithfulness. Madea misquotes the Bible several times in the film. In the trailer above Madea fails to quote Psalms 23:4,

The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want. 2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters. 3He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name’s sake. 4Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over. 6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever.

The theme of the film – Righteousness.

The film deals with a family reunion of a mother and father of three children. The children, two brothers and one sister, are excited to celebrate their parents wedding anniversary. That is until death strikes the father. As we learn during the film the father is not a righteous man. He is a philanderer and has cheated on his wife for their entire time together.

The oldest son follows in his fathers footsteps by cheating on his wife with his own brothers fiance. In the end this lack of faithfulness ends one marriage and one engagement.

This breaking up of families by divorce is a major social problem in America.

The American Psychological Association reports:

Marriage and divorce are both common experiences. In Western cultures, more than 90 percent of people marry by age 50. Healthy marriages are good for couples’ mental and physical health. They are also good for children; growing up in a happy home protects children from mental, physical, educational and social problems. However, about 40 to 50 percent of married couples in the United States divorce. The divorce rate for subsequent marriages is even higher. [Emphasis added]

Madea puts this culture of family destruction in your face. When you aren’t laughing, you are crying at the tragedy of divorce.

Unfaithfulness is a sin. As Exodus 20:7 -10 NKJV reads: 7 “You shall not commit adultery. 10 “You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor’s.”

Hallelujah for Tyler Perry.

EDITORS NOTE: The featured image is a screen shot from Tyler Perry’s A Madea Family Funeral trailer.

Blue Wave Coming For Mid-Term Election Day

What a coincidence, a huge blue wave – waving blue Honduran flags – is scheduled to arrive in the USA just in time for the mid-term elections!

Camera crews from CNN and all major networks just happened to be there to capture it all on film.

Women and children were being handed money so that they could continue…

Of course, there is nothing suspicious about this. Just like when Jews fled Hitler’s Nazi persecution, they too would rally behind a Nazi flag – the flag of the nation they were fleeing…

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EDITORS NOTE: This political satire (or is it?) by Evil Smiley originally appeared on The Peoples Cube.

A Tale of Two Cities: Houston vs Chicago

Thanks and a tip o’ the hat to Frank for this analysis.

Tale of 2 Cities

 City CHICAGO, IL HOUSTON, TX
Population 2.7 million 2.15 million
Median HH Income $38,600 $37,000
% African-American 38.9% 24%
% Hispanic 29.9% 44%
% Asian 5.5% 6%
% Non-Hispanic White 28.7% 26%

Pretty similar until

City Chicago, IL Houston, TX
Concealed Carry – Legal No Yes
# of Gun Stores None 184 Dedicated gun stores plus 1500 – legal places to buy guns–Wal-Mart, K-mart, sporting goods, etc.
Homicides, 2012 500 207
Homicides per 100K 38.4 9.6
Av. January high temp (F) 31 63

Conclusion: Cold weather causes murders. This is due to global warming.

VIDEO: What happens when you ask a gun owner if he brought protection?

Black Rifle Coffee Company teamed up with Matt Best from Article 15 Clothing to make a video about what happens when you ask a gun owner if he brought protection.

Both Black Rifle Coffee Company and Article 15 Clothing are veteran owned and operated businesses.

This is a must watch video. Enjoy!

Matt Best is a former U.S. Army Ranger turned online video satirist.

WATCH: Video Mocking Actors ‘Lame A_ _’ Political Videos — Revenge is always sweeter!

In the article Conservative pundits mock Hollywood political videos — with a ‘Hollywood’ political video Sarah Lee from The Blaze writes:

Tired of being preached at by self-important and condescending Hollywood actors on how to be responsible political actors, some conservative pundits are fighting back using the very same format Hollywood employs: the impossibly boring public service announcement video.

[ … ]

So conservative pundits associated with Townhall.com decided to make their own video to answer the melodrama. And they chose to use the language of the actors to, quite literally, tell them to “stop sucking.”

Read more…

Here is the “Mocking Every Hollywood Political Lecture Ever” video. Enjoy.

Here is The Washington Chorus performing You Can’t Always Get What You Want with The Rolling Stones at the Verizon Center in Washington, D.C.:

How sweet it truly is…

Who really hacked the U.S. elections?

The FBI was able to track the DNC hack to an IP address located somewhere close to the North Pole, but sources close to the investigation said the trail had grown cold.

“As soon as special agents were close to apprehending the suspect, they unexpectedly left the area,” one source confirmed. “They suddenly grew very eager to spend Christmas vacations with their families.”

All we know about the “North Pole Hacker” at this time is that he has an uncanny ability to monitor even the most secret communications in order to compile his annual “naughty or nice” list, which he then cross-references – twice – with corroborative data from other sources.

“The suspect, who goes by the initials SC, usually keeps his list to himself,” the FBI source said, “but this was an unprecedented year in many ways.” It appears that this year the North Pole Hacker broke with his tradition and posted his “naughty or nice” findings on WikiLeaks, allegedly “so that Americans can get a good president for Christmas.”

We will keep you informed as this case develops.

EDITORS NOTE: This fake news political satire by Red Square originally appeared on The Peoples Cube.

WikiLeaks: President Hillary to use ‘gender-oppressive’ title

A new WikiLeaks dump of emails from the People’s Democratic National Committee has revealed that our comrade Hillary Clinton may be considering a gender-oppressive title “Mother” (or “Mr.” for short) after she is elected, despite the Party’s long-standing efforts to drop “Mr.” from all official titles, including that of the U.S. President.

A Party consensus has already been settled that the oppressive “Mr.” has no place in describing our country’s leaders. The title “Mister President,” for example, inadvertently puts all males on equal footing with the President, above all various groups of non-males. So it is surprising that instead of trying to find a gender-neutral title, Hillary Clinton is willing to perpetuate a gender-specific one (albeit filling the word “Mr.” with a different content). This is particularly disturbing at a time when the Party struggles to remove gender-specific terms like “mother” and “father” from official birth certificates and replace them with the more equal term, “parent.”

Trigger Warning: Stop reading now if you are easily triggered.

The following is the email exchange between Hillary Clinton and one of her top advisors:

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On Friday, August 12, 2016, Kim Jong Un < Sexykim1001@star-co.net.kp > wrote:

From: Sexykim1001@star-co.net.kp
To: hdr22@clintonemail.com
Date: 2016-08-12 01:05
Subject: Re: barrowin your title

Bae-

You know my lawyers can’t allow you to use the “Dear Leader” title because of copyright violations. Why not use the name we came up with on teh phone the other night? I really like “Mother Dearest Leader”. I mean, like I’m the father of North Korea and you can be the Mother of the United States, know what I’m sayin?

BTW- that stuff I sent you is really strong (it kept my father alive for at least 7 years longer than if he would have lived with your condition). Use it carefully. Don’t like use it on hot days when yo have to get up early with little sleep or you might pass out or some sh*t. And if you get caught with that stuff, you don’t know me – know what I’m sayin?

Kimmie
Dear Leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea

===============

On Wednesday, August 10, 2016, Hillary Clinton < hdr22@clintonemail.com > wrote:

Kimmie,
Thx 4 that momma’s little helper u sent me it really helps im still trying 2 get u that enriched stuff u asked 4 but its hard w/ all the security around r nuclear stockpiles :‑( I wanted to ask u if u would mind if after this next election could I use the deer leader name hear in my country 😉

Let me know Hill

Ps. once I get in the oval office ill get u that stuff way easy 😎

===============

Could Hillary really be considering using the term “Mother Dearest Leader”? This author thinks it would be a slap in the face to all her fellow social justice warriors struggling for gender equality. In this author’s opinion “Dearest Leader” would be more than sufficient.

To be fair, it has been a long hard-fought campaign; Hillary and her top advisors have gotten little if any sleep over the past few months trying to combat all the attacks perpetrated by the Capitalist Right headed by Donald Trump. If anything, this shows the evilness of criminal Trump, whose relentless campaigning is directly responsible for the lack of sleep of our Dearest Leader.

EDITORS NOTE: This political satire by Cagey B originally appeared on The Peoples Cube.

New scandal! Trump is heterosexual

KUBE EXCLUSIVE!!!

Some previous remarks by Donald Trump have been analysed by psychology experts and the results are quite unexpected: his thought patterns have been declared “typically heterosexual”.

Some of you will not know this term, because – as good progressives – we are either homosexual, transsexual, intersexual, bisexual, asexual or veganosexual. “Heterosexual” means actually feeling attracted to the other sex, often with reproduction as a final result.

John Dick, the professor of historical feminist dance therapy at Saddam Hussein University (previously known as “Harvard” before the Royall-purge), explains that

“… this so called “heterosexuality” has in fact been with us since the dawn of man. It used to be quite normal for men to behave in this way, something we can barely imagine today.

It has been postulated that some ancient and extinct civilizations – like for example, the so called Western Civilisation – used this aberrant behaviour to keep their population at a certain level, instead of just replacing their older members by Syrian refugees as we do now.”

The American Feminist League (known for promoting modest clothing, suppressing sexual desires and the traditional female roles, such as child nurturing and housekeeping) has expressed concerns.

“Clearly, anyone with these unnatural “heterosexual” ideas is disqualified in the race for the White House. Before long, women will start flirting with these grotesque “hetero’s” instead of devoting their lives to productive labour for the Party. We ask our Empress, Her Highness Hillary the first, to devote more state resources in the fight against this disease.”

In response to this, the Anti Sex Department (a subdivision of the State Department) has asked the public to keep an eye out for any persons with aberrant “heterosexual” behaviour. It could be anyone – a neighbor, a friend or even a person living in your own house.

Report them to the State Department (aka the Clinton Foundation) so they can be rounded up and sent in for treatment.

Yours in concern,

Comrade Minitrue

EDITORS NOTE: This political satire column by Minitrue originally appeared on The Peoples Cube.

VIDEO: Paper is not dead

Paper Is Dead? Really?

This French TV ad made me laugh out loud! Hat’s off to the advertising team that came up with the idea.

Its often been said that paper is dead because we’re living in the electronic age! Paper is not dead is a 39 second video, so please watch it all – The irony at the end won’t be lost on you.