We have recently heard through secret subversive channels on the interwebs that Nike has just signed Jane Fonda to its new marketing campaign set to launch next week.
The company has also announced that it will be launching a line of gender-neutral leotards bearing her name.
Nike has been praised for its promotion of positive female role models, such as Fonda, but criticized for assuming her gender and for insinuating that men would prefer gender-neutral leotards over prima ballerina leotards.
The Nike Commercial MAGA Deserves:
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