Democrats suffering from Post Traumatic Trump Syndrome headed for Canada

It appears that Democrats in general and Hillary Clinton in particular are suffering from Post Traumatic Trump Syndrome or PTTS (pronounced Pitts). The featured image is a composite of photos taken of Hillary’s face every-time the name Trump is mentioned.

After Donald Trump’s landslide victory in Indiana the Democratic National Committee sent out an email to its members. The email warned of the consequences of a Trump presidency. The DNC noted:

Donald Trump — and all of the backwards, offensive, outrageous ideas that come with him — is the GOP’s presumptive presidential nominee. We need to make sure he is not elected the next President of the United States this November.

Should Donald Trump be elected America will be fundamentally transformed back to being great again. This undermines all the work President Obama has done these past eight years.

Illegal aliens will no longer be allowed to vote the Democratic ticket. Members of the Islamic State will no longer be able to migrate to San Bernardino, California.

Poor Americans will have to go to work to earn a living. Insurance, cell phones, food, liquor, drugs and sex will no longer be subsidized.

We can’t allow this to happen. President Barack Obama, Vice President Joe Biden, Senator Harry Reid and Congressperson Nancy Pelosi have asked that you contribute $3 to help us #StopTrump.

Several notable figures have vowed to migrate to Canada should Trump become president. Among the notables are Whoopi Goldberg, Al Sharpton, Rosie O’Donnell, Cher Bono, Miley Cyrus and John Stewart. Refinery29’s Jess Kwong reports:

It seems the real victor in the 2016 primaries thus far is neither Donald nor Hillary, Ted nor Bernie—it’s Canada. Google reported that on Super Tuesday, searches for “how can I move to Canada” spiked by over 350%, increasing dramatically later that night and marking the biggest surge in interest since George W. Bush’s re-election in 2004. Visitors to Canada’s immigration website were even greeted with a banner warning about site delays, prompting officials to assure one New York Times reporter that the delays were not due to Super Tuesday traffic.

Canada may be the perfect place for those who wish to migrate from the U.S. Canada has a socialist Prime Minister, importing guns is restricted, Canada has universal healthcare and Canada is known as “Hollywood North.” Great news for these Trumpigrants.

Rosie O’Donnell in a Tweet to @RealDonaldTrump wrote, “At least in Canada they respect women who are fat pigs, dogs, slobs and disgusting animals. Canada is a mosaic of those like me.”

Whoopi Goldberg added, “Trump is what’s wrong with America. He’s white, rich, has a trophy wife and loves America. Anyone of these would disqualify him from running for office in Canada. I’m headed North where my blacka_s matters.”

The Reverend Al Sharpton in a short press release stated, “Canada is the place for me. I cannot live in a country that would elect Donald Trump for president. Trump, if elected would be the first white billionaire to displace a black family occupying public housing. I hope Michelle and Barack join me in migrating to Canada. They need our help to fundamentally transform it into Chicago.”

Members of Canada’s Defense League noted that, “We have enough problems of our own without these Hollywood deadbeats coming here. We already have our hands full with the Muslims trying to fundamentally transform our country. We certainly don’t need more help from Trumpigrants.”

The Donald Trump campaign lamented that some are thinking of going to Canada stating, “If Rosie O’Donnell leaves the U.S. who are we going to pick? Wait, we have Hillary, never mind.”

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