Colin Kaepernick launches ‘Allah Akbar’ clothing line — Hillary and Trump respond

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Kaepernick modeling his Allah Akbar ISIS-T (no relation to ICE-T) with hoodie.

Colin Kaepernick launched his own line of casual clothing products for those who hate America, a growing market.

The first items out of the Kaepernick clothing line is the “Allah Akbar” ISIS-T with hoodie (pictured right). The Allah Akbar combo includes a matching black t-shirt featuring the Islamic State flag coupled with a stylish black and grey camouflaged hoodie. A fashion statement for the urban terrorist and perfect for concealing a suicide vest.

According to Fashion Magazine the Allah Akbar line of clothing is being made by female slaves captured by the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria. All proceeds will go to funding the cost of bringing Islamic State soldiers of Allah, posing as Syrian refugees, to America.

Why launch the Allah Akbar line of clothing with the Islamic State flag on it?

World Net Daily reports,

According to widespread reports, still unconfirmed, he [Kaepernick] and his girlfriend, Nessa Diab, an MTV DJ, may be planning an Islamic-style wedditng [sp]. During Ramadan, he posted a greeting on Instagram wishing his friends the best for the holiday: “kaepernick7 I know a lot of people who were fasting during Ramadan, wishing you a Happy Eid!

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Kaepernick showed his true colors, no pun intended, when he refused to stand for the National Anthem played at a preseason game between the San Francisco 49ers and Green Bay Packers. In an August 29, 2016 op-ed titled Colin Kaepernick, Islam, and the media by OneNews Now guest columnist Bryan Fischer quoted Kaepernick saying,

I am not going to stand up to show pride in a flag for a country that oppresses black people and people of color.

Kaepernick insists he will continue to disrespect the flag and this country until there is “significant change.” (See related video)

The Islamic State’s al-Ḥayāt Media Center noted Kaepernick’s hate for the Great Satan (America) in a press release stating:

We are pleased that Colin Kaepernick (a.k.a. Colin Bin Laden or CB-L) has embraced Islam. We welcome his Allah Akbar line of clothing for the urban terrorist! We thank CB-L (not to be confused with NF-L) for opening a clothing factory in territory controlled by our soldiers. This will give us much needed revenue to continue the fight against the ‘Great Satan’ (a.k.a. America)!

Our soldiers, disguised as Syrian refugees in America, will be wearing Colin’s clothing at anti-Trump rallies.

With Colin on our team we can now have an impact with male NFL fans, a fertile recruiting ground.

As a Muslim, CB-L understands that women cannot be allowed to view men wearing tights and therefore we look forward to the NFL banning women and scantly clad cheerleaders from all football stadiums.

We have asked the NFL to allow our soldiers of Allah to use their stadiums to perform executions of kafirs (none believer) NFL fans. We also note that football stadiums are a perfect venue to throw sodomites (gays) off of the top tier of the bleachers.

Allah be praised! Allah Akbar is the new normal.

Hillary Clinton, after receiving treatment for an unreported health issue, thanked Kaepernick for “pointing out how racist America truly is.” Former Secretary of State Clinton said, “Kaepernick stands with me against America. I co-founded the Islamic State and appreciate Colin’s work to make terrorism the ‘new normal.’ We need to worry more about the alt-right than the soldiers of Allah, may peace be upon him, in our midst. I look forward to Colin releasing a new Allah Akbar line of pant suits. I will be honored to wear one.”

Colin KaepernickIn addition to his clothing line Colin Bin Laden will be producing a new line of toilet paper with the American flag on it with the brand Kaepernick paper (KP). This way those who hate America may wipe their collective behinds with KP as a means of protest against the racist, bigoted and Islamophobic alt-right.

According to sources Colin is making a donation of unlimited rolls of his Kaepernick paper (KP) to all Hillary 2016 campaign offices nationwide. Huma Abedin said that she uses KP in her home. Abedin said, “we wipe our colins daily with KP.”

Donald Trump speaking at a large rally of over 10,000 in Phoenix, Arizona, which was ignored by the media, said, “We will destroy the Islamic State and radical Islam. Call me Islamophobic and a card carrying member of the alt-right. I wear those titles as a matter of pride. While Kaepernick sits on his a__ during our National Anthem, I stand with the American people! Make America Great Again.”

kaepernick opression cartoon

The oppression of blacks in America. Cartoon by Branco.

RELATED ARTICLE: WATCH: Kaepernick Says Cops Get ‘Paid Leave for Killing Black People’–SF Police Union Responds With BRUTAL Letter to Athlete

EDITORS NOTE: This political satire originally appeared in Daesh NFL Magazine the new outreach to the future NFL soldiers for Allah.

17 replies
    • OblamoBinLyen
      OblamoBinLyen says:

      Arrested for what, being a dick? He has a right to be one and we have a right to tell him to go fornicate with himself. God Bless American and the 2nd Amendment.

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  1. steve
    steve says:

    This ignorant POS and his fellow muslim scum need to die.WAKE UP AMERICA LETS NOT TAKE THIS SHIT SITTING DOWN.KILL MUSLIM SCUMBAGS.

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  2. Michelle
    Michelle says:

    What a POS! The NFL needs to cut him loose! And Killery’s comments…OMGOSH! Both are traitors. Arrest them and ship them both to Gitmo!

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  4. Nah Homie
    Nah Homie says:

    So this is how Malcom X must of felt when he took a stand 🗣 Oh and Martin Luther King just might be celebrating from his grave Marcus Garvey probably dancing to Kaepernicks movement !!!!!!!! Oh how crazy you guys forget about our black AMERICAN heroes yes AMERICAN one more time AMERICAN lol I just love wit Kaepernick Is doing make me feel like a proud BLACK AMERICAN ..and WE NOT GOING ANY WHERE!

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  5. Elle
    Elle says:

    My brothers and sisters fought for this country, we are American and love our country and we will also fight for freedom of speech and the right to protest. Colin Kaepermick is only asking America to wake up to the fact that Black Americans are not treated equal and are being killed without a second thought. You may spin it all you want but you know it’s true and it angers you because deep down you know it’s true. Your anger only proves what he is fighting against. Injustice.

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