The National Democrat Training Committee’s (NDTC) website TrainDemocrats.org provides free on-line campaign training to Democrats running for office. NDTC in a April Fools Day eve email to a small group of like minded individuals stated:
FACT: Trump lost the popular vote by almost 3 MILLION votes.
FACT: Trump has been under FBI investigation since July for his ties to Russia.
FACT: Russia openly RIGGED our election to elect Donald Trump.
Listen, we need to hear from our selected supporters, but we’re still missing your response.
Thanks for your quick response,
National Democratic Training Committee
In order to complete and submit the NDTC Special National Election survey you must answer this final question:
Will you donate $3 right now to help elect Democrats who will fight Donald Trump and his radical agenda?
Hillary Clinton has now come out of the woods, like a Russian bear on the hunt, no pun intended.
In a New York Times op-ed titled “I got screwed and it wasn’t by Bill” Mrs. Clinton responded to the national effort to have a redo of the 2016 presidential election. Mrs. Clinton noted,
Looking back upon my highly successful campaign, I now firmly believe that President Putin and his agents registered to vote, multiple times, is states like Ohio, Florida and Michigan. We have discovered Trump votes cast in Cincinnati, Tampa, Miami and Detroit using the names Karl Marx, Joseph Stalin, Vladimir Lenin and Nikita Khrushchev.
We have proof, provided to our campaign during the election by the CIA, NSA and FBI, that it was the Russians who handed the presidency to a misogynistic, racist and Islamophobic candidate.
We know from the highly classified information provided to me by my staffer Evelyn Farkas, and others, that Trump is inextricably linked to Putin. After all the Russian name “Putin” has a “T” right in the middle of it. Putin begins with the word “put”, while letters in Trump spells “put” backwards, which clearly means put Trump in the White House.
If that isn’t proof of collusion I don’t know what is.
I believe that a redo of the election is the only way to save millions of Americans who are currently seeking safe spaces to deal with the trauma of the theft of the election by the Trump/Putin cabal.
It is time to resist, repeal and replace Donald J. Trump. Are you with me Bernie?
When President Trump learned of this he Tweeted:
EDITORS NOTE: This political satire originally appeared on the National Democrat Training Committee website.