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We have ten years to save the planet

In 1988 we told the world that “We only have ten years left to save the planet.”

In 1989, our wonderful comrades at the United [in Marxism] Nations decreed the same thing.

Then during the 2000 election season our Holy Prophet Who Has Never Been Wrong, Al Gorski (Muslim name: al-goreeza) issued a fatwa that we only had ten years left to save the planet.

Nobody listened. George Bush [spit, spit] won stole the election and the planet’s environmental destruction continued.

So, in 2006, Prophet al-goreeza issued another fatwa: we only had until last year (i.e., ten years for those of you who’ve had the Jiffy Lobo) to save the planet.

And now, we are issuing the decree once more:

Climate Scientists Spread Panic: ‘Ten Years’ to Save the Earth

It’s a good thing that the Sheeple have short memories. They might accuse us of “crying Wolf” or something.

RELATED ARTICLE: Here’s How Wrong Past Environmental Predictions Have Been

EDITORS NOTE: This political satire by Mikhail Lysenkomann originally appeared on The Peoples Cube.

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