In 1988 we told the world that “We only have ten years left to save the planet.”
In 1989, our wonderful comrades at the United [in Marxism] Nations decreed the same thing.
Then during the 2000 election season our Holy Prophet Who Has Never Been Wrong, Al Gorski (Muslim name: al-goreeza) issued a fatwa that we only had ten years left to save the planet.
Nobody listened. George Bush [spit, spit] won stole the election and the planet’s environmental destruction continued.
So, in 2006, Prophet al-goreeza issued another fatwa: we only had until last year (i.e., ten years for those of you who’ve had the Jiffy Lobo) to save the planet.
And now, we are issuing the decree once more:
Climate Scientists Spread Panic: ‘Ten Years’ to Save the Earth
It’s a good thing that the Sheeple have short memories. They might accuse us of “crying Wolf” or something.
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