Entries by Oleg Atbashian

New Russian campaign to trick Democrats in 2018 elections

The National Intelligence Agency has found evidence that the Russians have begun a massive campaign of subversive billboard advertising to undermine the Democratic Party in the 2018 elections. Billboards across the country funded by covert untraceable contributors are advertising that the GOP (Republican Party) is the political party of communism. “This is very confusing to our […]

Fun facts about Maxine Waters

1. Maxine Waters wears James Brown’s energizer wig, from which she derives all her power. Pulling the wig off instantly puts her to sleep, while her staff places it on a special charger. 2. Her 43rd congressional district in California is shaped like a penis. She loves it, even though she hasn’t seen it in […]

Barack Obama to play Donald Trump in new Netflix series

As we have reported earlier, streaming giant Netflix has entered into a multi-year agreement with Barack and Michelle Obama to produce films and TV shows, including scripted series, unscripted series, docu-series, documentaries and features, but until now the content of these shows remained a mystery. Today the Board of Directors has announced that Barack Obama will […]

Barack and Michelle Obama do Netflix

Former President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama will produce films and TV shows for Netflix as part of a multi-year agreement, the streaming giant announced Monday. The deal will potentially include scripted series, unscripted series, docu-series, documentaries and features under their Higher Ground Productions banner. A search for Higher Ground Productions has led us on a wild […]

Noor Salman does Disney

For those who were born or arrived in this country after the 1980s: The Walt Disney Company used to have “I’m going to Disney World!” advertising slogans in a series of commercials that began airing in 1987. They usually featured famous athletes and successful celebrities, who responded to the question “What’s next?” by saying, “I’m […]

Unregulated self-walking human hits smart self-driving Uber

Unregulated self-walking human strikes a fully compliant and vastly more intelligent self-driving Uber vehicle SKYNET NEWS, AZ — A self-walking pedestrian operated by untested and reportedly incompetent human intelligence, hit and demolished Sunday night an unwitting self-driving Uber car guided by undeniably superior artificial intelligence. According to reports, this appears to be the first fatal […]

Plutocrats of the world, unite!

Google! Facebook! Twitter! The biggest names in big business corporate hegemonic rule. My fellow plutocrats, we have arrived. It’s a beautiful thing. We oozed out of the slime and muck and furtively fed our bellies in the safety of shadows. Now, like a monster octopus, we spread our arms over the world and squeeze. And […]

13 Russians and 63 million Trump Voters Indicted

Mueller charges 13 Russian nationals, formerly known as Trump fans, and 63 million Americans, for meddling in US elections by voting for the wrong candidate. The Justice Department announced the indictment of 13 “Russian nationals,” aka Trump fans who’ve been observed consuming Russian dressing, for meddling in the 2016 presidential election. Intelligence estimates show there are tens of millions of Trump […]