Entries by Oleg Atbashian

Lego Figures Charged With Insurrection

Washington, DC — As news that one of the dangerous January 6 insurrectionists had a Lego Capitol taken from his home as evidence, further news has leaked that the FBI will likely charge many of his Lego mini-figures with weapons and conspiracy charges. An unknown number of mini-figures was taken into custody. At least four were […]

Accident Prevention for Trump Supporters

The Visual Agitation and Propaganda Directorate has addressed the most urgent issues of the day: fighting unsafe situations caused by unsafe speech in unsafe spaces. Many unfortunate accidents that happened last weekend in our nation’s capital to Trump supporters, as filmed by independent Antifa and BLM observers, could have been easily avoided had these misguided […]

D.C. Mayor Announces Sweeping Renovations

Following the overwhelming positive response to the creation of “Black Lives Matter Plaza,” Washington D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser has announced plans for further progressive name changes. A CNN poll of protesters in the D.C. Metro area over the weekend revealed near unanimous approval of renaming a portion of 16th Street leading to the White House […]

Joe Biden picks Coronavirus as his 2020 running mate

Whom would Joe Biden choose as his running mate? This question loomed ever since Biden became the apparent 2020 Democratic presidential nominee, and it was finally answered today. Biden and his advisors were looking for a candidate with sufficient name recognition and the ability to bring down Donald Trump’s presidency by canceling his crowded rallies […]

We have a dossier on Rush Limbaugh

For those who have discovered The People’s Cube only recently: we have been following Rush Limbaugh very closely throughout the years and have compiled an impressive Rush Dossier, detailing his many exploits. In lieu of a formal briefing, here are some links all comrades must review and memorize for future reference. You don’t know when, […]