Bruce Springsteen joins the Islamic State to protest North Carolina’s anti-Gay Law
Bruce Springsteen has decided to join the Islamic State where tolerance, multiculturalism and gender differences are embraced. Springsteen has changed his name to Bruce al-Baghdadi and his band will now be called the “M” Street Band, in honor of the prophet Mohammed, may peace be upon him.
According to Rob Light, from the Creative Artists Agency, “Bruce al-Baghdadi, the singer formerly known as Bruce Springsteen, is joining the Islamic State in protest of North Carolina and Mississippi’s anti-LGBT laws.”
Tim Kenneally, from Yahoo News, reported:
Sorry, North Carolina — no Bruce Springsteen for you this weekend. And you can thank your lawmakers for it.
Springsteen has canceled his Greensboro, North Carolina show scheduled for Sunday, after the state passed H.B. 2, officially known as the Public Facilities Privacy and Security Act.
The law “dictates which bathrooms transgender people are permitted to use,” Springsteen said in a statement released on his official website Friday. “Just as important, the law also attacks the rights of LGBT citizens to sue when their rights are violated in the workplace.”
Bruce Springsteen, now known as Bruce al-Baghdadi, at a concert.
The Islamic State has invited Springsteen to do a series of concerts in Europe, the Middle East and Africa to help raise much needed revenue to keep up the fight against the Great Southern Satan (North Carolina). The Islamic State al-Ḥayāt Media Center in a press release noted:
The followers of Mohammed, may peace be upon him, rejoice that Bruce al-Baghdadi cancelled his concert in Greensboro, North Carolina and now, with the Mohammed Street Band, has joined the Islamic State.
North Carolina is a hot bed of infidels who cling to their religion and guns. We the soldiers of Allah believe in tolerance and gender diversity. We are the keepers of the religion of peace.
It is a gift from Allah for Bruce al-Baghdadi, formerly Bruce Springsteen, to join us and give a series of concerts to support our efforts to end the persecution of gays, lesbians, transgenders and bisexuals by the Great Satan (America). We followers of Mohammed are an inclusive people and treat each gender diverse person alike. We are the Compassionate Caliphate!
After the Bruce al-Baghdadi concert in Syria, we will hold a special event in his honor. We will assist members of the gender confused (i.e. LGBT) audience to jump off of nearby roof tops in a Leap of Faith for Mohammed (LFFM). It will be a big splash. For those who survive the leap, there will be members of the Caliphate on the street to help get them properly stoned, no pun intended.
Allah Akbar!
Springsteen in a short statement released on his official website noted, “I feel that this is a time for me and the band to show solidarity with those Islamic State freedom fighters. We must stand together as we battle oppression in our heartland. I will be donating all proceeds from the release of my new song to the Islamic State. Allah Akbar!”
Bruce al-Baghdadi and the M Street Band have recorded a new song based upon the lyrics of the 1982 John Cougar Mellencamp rock hit “Jack and Diane.” The song is in honor of the band’s conversion to Islam.
The Bruce al-Baghdadi (formerly Bruce Springsteen) version is titled “Jack and Diane: Two American Kids blowin’ up in the American Heartland.” Islamic Rockers magazine released the lyrics:
Little ditty about Jackie and Jack and Diane
Two American kids blowin’ up in the American heartland
Jackie gonna be a Islamic cheerleading star
Diane debutante in the backseat of a Toyota pickup truck
Suckin’ on [explenative deleated] outside the local mosque
Diane sittin’ on her suicide vest
She’s got her thumb on Jackie’s
Jackie say, hey, Jack
Let’s run off behind a San Bernardino mall
Dribble off those who don’t believe
Let me do what I please
Say a
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of explodin’ is gone
Say a
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of lovin’ is gone
They walk on
Jackie and Jack sit back
Reflects their thoughts for the moment
Scratches their [explenative deleted] heads
And does his best Bruce Springsteen
Well you know, Diane and Diane and Jackie and Jack
We oughta run off to join Daesh
Diane says to Diane, baby
You ain’t missin’ nuth-in
Jackie says to Jack, say-a
Oh yeah, the blowin goes on
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EDITORS NOTE: This political satire originally appeared in Islamic Rockers and the Islamic State’s Daesh magazine.
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Subject: Stench of Hypocrisy should be his next song…………..Bruce Springsteen cancels North Carolina concert over anti-LGBT law
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North Carolina Representatives;……………Will you now "Sue" in the interest of Equality, because you and your Constituents were Denied services from Springsteen based of your Beliefs?
Let me see if I understand this Cancellation………….Bruce Springsteen, operating as a business has refused to provide (entertainment) service to Hundreds……….No…….. Thousands of "Customers" because he doesn't believe in something that is going on where he contracted to provide services?????. He Sold all those tickets and contracted with individuals in North Carolina, and is Now refusing to provide the service he "Promised" and Contracted for?????……… YET, I hear NO outrage from the Media, or (even),the LGBGT crowd……….AFTER ALL, is it Not their contention that if you open a business and declare and promise to provide a service, you can NOT discriminate????? Isn't (Discrimination),what Springsteen is doing when he refused to provide the service he contracted for???? Isn't Springsteen Discriminating and doing so with apparent impunity, because he believes that the Majority of America must allow Boys thinking they are "Girls", or Girls thinking they are "Boys" to go into any Public Bathroom that they choose. **Is that a reason to cancel and deny a service that you promised to provide???? A Blanket denial of service to Americans, and North Carolina in particular because they don't believe what he believes???? ……..Should the Ticket-Holders and North Carolina SUE him for this form of Discrimination????
What type of "Point" is one making when they think their form of discrimination and Denial of service, is okay, (as "Revenge"), for showing objection to another point of (alleged), discrimination of denial of service?……..WHAT Hypocrisy!!!
What about the rights of those who own Bakeries, or other service industries, and have Lost their livelihood for acting in the beliefs they hold dear????? ………The same exercise of beliefs he appears to hold dear only for himself. What about the Clergy of Christian religions…………….When the "Blind", and Ignorant in "Power" force (religions) them to ignore their beliefs, so as to console the 3% of society that has disguised "Unjust Power" as a "Tool" of (crying),discrimination???? Does he support the same right of Denial for the Clergy, as he has Just Exercised for Himself, or is he one of the modern Hypocrites posing as an American???????
***** One shouldn't write or sing about America, unless they understand what America was all about. Perhaps his next song should sing of "Hypocrisy of the Soul"!!
In General………It becomes Truly Sad when one thinks their "Cause' is so Just that ALL others must bend in homage to their belief. Due to the weakness and cowardice of alleged Leaders in this country, the very very small minority is forcing their "Will" on Society with disguised goals posing as "equality". Equality is not and should not be the ability to force others to believe only what you desire. That is Anarchy, and will (Sadly) eventually be responded to by those who do not like to be Forced into this form of "equality"…………………**Only the Greedy and the Foolish cannot see this.
Thomas Pastore…………..Vietnam Veteran / USMC, in search of the America Lost.
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Amen.. This type of foolish blatant hypocrisy is sickening and becoming an evil cancer that is destroying the true America. One that was founded on a very real and strong belief in The Almighty God and Creator, who by the way has a very unchanging different view on homosexuals than a lot of so called religious leaders who disgustingly embrace the demons themselves. Bruce has been drinking from the same bowl of delusional juice as most of society. Most people’s like Mr. Springsteen have one core thing in common, they don’t believe in following or obeying Gods laws. They don’t want anyone telling them that their sinful lifestyles are not ok, so they attempt to silence the truth. They can never do so. It’s what makes them feel good or brings them pleasure that they bend their knee to. The prince of this world has them all blind to their sinful ways.. They don’t care for Gods ways and they will suffer a horrible fate if they do not repent and turn to Him. This world is ending just as God foretold thousands of years ago. They fool no one and their end is death. May they find mercy and have their blind eyes opened.. P
What a total load of BS!