DNC Distributing Red Liquid labeled ‘Coughing Medicine’ in Minority Neighborhoods

The Hillary Clinton 2016 campaign has partnered with the Democratic National Committee to distribute bottles containing a red liquid in minority neighborhoods. The bottle is labeled “HRC-1 coughing medicine.” Tests of the contents found that the bottles contain a red Kool-Aid like substance with an unknown addictive agent added. When rats are given this elixir they immediately go into convulsions and appear zombie like. They begin attacking other rats wearing Bernie Sanders t-shirts causing a feeding frenzy.

Bruce Wright in his International Business Times article “Latest Polls Trump vs Clinton: Hillary Losing Lead In Swing States As Black, Hispanic And Women Voters Play Major Role” reported:

Hillary Clinton’s polling lead over Donald Trump in several swing states is shrinking in part because of non-white and women voters, according to a new national poll. Florida, North Carolina, Ohio and Pennsylvania are up for grabs as the Democratic and Republican presidential nominees battle for supremacy in states that could prove to be the difference come Election Day.

A Hillary Clinton staffer, who asked to remain anonymous in fear of her life, said:

Hillary and Huma are in a panic mode. They are seeing their strangle hold on blacks slipping away.

In an effort to lockup, no pun intended, the black vote the campaign has produced millions of bottles of red Kool-Aid Coughing Medicine containing the secret ingredient HRC-1. Once blacks drink this elixir they immediately experience an addictive urge to Stand With Hillary.

Addiction is the only way we can keep the black vote on Hillary’s plantation.

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) in a statement noted:

The DNC coughing medicine containing the highly addictive compound HRC-1 has been fast tracked and deemed safe for use by black voters. Our test results showed that blacks, who consume HRC-1 in large quantities, exhibit behaviors that can only be described as “deplorable.” They become basket cases, no pun intended.

Our field tests on blacks found unusual side effects such as a uncontrollable need for free stuff and to join the Black Lives Matter movement.

However, we found that when HRC-1 is taken by Trump supporters there are no negative  side effects. Trump supporters remain loyal to America and dedicated to Making America Great Again.

We will begin field testing HRC-1 on Hispanic voters and expect to approve the use of this elixir before the November 8th, 2016 election.

Amaq News Agency, a propaganda arm of the Islamic State in a press release states:

The Hillary Clinton campaign has provided bottles of coughing medicine, containing HRC-1 to our soldiers of Allah in the United States (the Great Satan).

We have found that by drinking HRC-1 our soldiers become more aggressive and willing to martyr themselves for Mohammad, may peace be upon him.

Our soldiers have discovered that slipping a little HRC-1 into a black girls drink works great on dates. It turns black women into willing sex slaves. We have noticed that when taken by Muslims HRC-1 has similar effects as the drug Viagra. Note: if you have an erection lasting more than four hours, join the Islamic State on Facebook and Twitter.

Our soldiers are certainly getting more bang for their buck, no pun intended.

The Trump/Pence campaign in a short statement noted, “The only way Hillary can get minority votes is using addictive red Kool-Aid. Better dead than drinking red!”

EDITORS NOTE: This political satire originally appeared in Coughing With Us Magazine.

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